Her Feline Highness

@herfelinehighness

A colony of three cats just trying to make their way in the world and have a little fun. Support our treat and catnip habits at patreon.com/user?u=84986233 (Mom translates some of our diaries for you).

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Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· 4d

Why didn't anyone tell me today is #Caturday? -Kitty #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Kitty, a gray cat, sitting in front of a computer monitor showing a calendar.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· 15d

The #Dog up the stairs was noisy this morning, but she didn't yell at me. She yelled at the squirrel out the window. She yelled until mom came up the stairs and opened the door. I'm so glad I'm not a squirrel. -Kitty #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Kitty, a gray cat, sitting on a white cushion. She's looking up at something above and to the right of the picture

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· 18d

It's #Caturday, but that doesn't mean mom can be slacking off on taking care of the dog up the stairs. I had to go waky-waky the dog, then remind mom to come up and feed the dog before she decided I looked like a good snack. -Wumpus #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Wumpus, a black cat, loafing on a whicker chair.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· 19d

Wat maaks you tink you knoe how to spell Cat Thought? -Wumpus

An extreme close up of Wumpus, a black cat, showing two eyes, one ear in airplane mode and a tail in the background. Everything is slightly blurry.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· 21d

Happy Tue... I mean Mon... Who cares what day it is? I'm going back to bed. -Macie #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats #Wednesday

Macie, a brown tabby cat, sleeping on a blue pillow with fringes.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· 21d

Sleep at night? No no no, silly dinosaur. Night is for zoomies and plotting to take over the world. Best sleep is in a good sunbeam during the day when it's too hot for doing anything else. -Kitty

Kitty, a gray cat, laying in bed and pulling her blanket up.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· 28d

Guys Guys!! I went up the stairs and saw the dog up there, but the dog didn't chase me!! So I found her bed and relaxed in it for a while. -Kitty #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats #Dogs

Kitty, a gray cat, curled against a black pillow on a blue towel. She has her murder mitten outstretched and is looking very intense.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jul 13

I'm not eligible to vote yet, a couple more years and then I just need to get the documentation, but my mom and daddy both vote. I hear them planning for it. My sisters and I will defend democracy with our murder mittens if necessary. -Macie

Macie, a brown tabby cat, sitting on a white cushion with one paw raised and her head slightly tilted

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jul 10

If I didn't want you to try it, I wouldn't have said anything. Dawn knew what she was doing. I use that technique when just yelling doesn't work. -Macie

Macie, a brown tabby cat, laying upside on a zebra print mat. Her paws are curled by her chest. Her eyes are closed.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jul 10

My older sister taught me to stick my whiskers up mom's nose to wake her up. It's a lot more effective, and other than some sneezing, gets you in a lot less trouble than biting. -Macie

Macie, a brown tabby cat laying on a zebra print blanket. She has her paws curled neatly by her chest and she's looking up and to the right of the frame

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jul 7

Two weeks ago, mom left in the middle of the night and came back in the morning to say the lady up the stairs wasn't coming back. Since then, mom has been super busy and spending way too much time up there with the dog. What is even happening? -Wumpus #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Wumpus, a black cat, flopped on a white blanket with her eyes open and head lifted slightly

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 29

Hello #Monday my old friend Why have you come back 'round again? I thought we'd talked about this. You were going to take the summer off, maybe travel a bit. What happened to that plan? -Macie #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Macie, a brown tabby cat, curled into a tight ball with her paws hiding her face

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 22

Lately, mom's been leaving the door at the top of the stairs open. I think she wants us to go up there. I would, except there's a dog. -Kitty #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Kitty, a gray cat, sitting on a white cushion looking up with wonder in her eyes.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 20

It's #Caturday. What are you doing to celebrate? #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Kitty, a gray cat, laying upside down on a pile of pastel colored blankets. She looks curious.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 19

I'm cute -Kitty

Kitty, a gray cat, laying upside down on a pile of pastel colored blankets. She has her paws curled by her chest and her head tilted at a flirty angle

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 19

Well, it was nice while it lasted. Mom relaxed for a bit, then the guy with extra dogs came and mom is even more stressed than she was with the lady up the stairs. They all just need to go away and let us relax. -Wumpus

Wumpus, a black cat, hiding in shadows and looking out over her food dishes

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 18

Funk Cancer

Wumpus, a black cat, looking out of the shadows over her food bowls.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 17

Something happened to the lady up the stairs. Mom says she's not coming home. I hope that means mom will have less stress. -Wumpus #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Wumpus, a black cat, laying on a black blanket. She is looking back over her shoulder

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 17

Cops are supposed to "Serve and Protect" I do not think these cops know what that means. They need to go back to kitten school and learn when not to bite. -Wumpus

Wumpus, a black cat, standing on a black bed staring directly at the camera. Her ears are forward and her tail sticks up between them.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 15

#Monday mood -Kitty

Kitty, a gray cat, sprawled between a red blanket and a pastel colored quilt.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 14

We are so sorry for your loss May the happy memories soon outshine the pain. Macie, Kitty, and Wumpus

Three cats lounging on a black bed. Kitty, in front, is a gray cat with her paws folded neatly in front of her. Wumpus, in the middle, is a black cat with one paw outstretched. Macie, in the back, is a brown tabby facing away but has turned her head back to look at the camera.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 7

PROTECT YOUR COLONY!!! If you can't do that, you aren't a leader worth following. -Wumpus

Wumpus, a black cat, standing on a brown cushion staring directly into the camera

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 6

Mom says I'm a whole year older today. I'm not sure I believe her. I don't feel that much older than yesterday. -Macie #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats #Birthday

Macie, a brown tabby cat, lounging on a blue and black office chair. She is thinking deep thoughts

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Jun 2

Oh look, it's the happy month for all the rainbow people. The mean people can live mad about it. Remember to protect your colony. -Wumpus #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats #Pride

Wumpus, a black cat, loafing on a wicker chair. She's looking up with excitement in her brilliant green eyes.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· May 27

My mom says the same thing all the time -Kitty

Kitty, a gray cat, loafing on a black and blue office chair. She's got her head slightly canted and her ears perked forward

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· May 27

I'm watching you I'm always watching you I don't understand what you're doing, but I see it -Wumpus #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Wumpus, a black cat, staring out of the shadows over a pair of food dishes and a chin scratcher

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· May 21

Eating is a form of totching. -Macie

Macie, a brown tabby cat, standing up to get a lick of a squeezy treat. She's standing on a brown cushion in front of a set of shelves.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· May 18

Shhhhhhh Mom's sleeping She needs more napping. -Macie #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Macie, a brown tabby cat, curled in a tight ball hiding her face with her paws.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· May 7

Please help my Dinosaur keep telling us about the real way that the world works (not the made up way of the people he finds out there). -Kitty

Kitty, a gray cat, in a small box in front of a dark window. Only her head and one paw are poking up out of the box. She is looking a little sad.

Her Feline Highness@herfelinehighness· Apr 19

Who ordered the snow? Fess up now, who ordered it? -Kitty #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats #SundayFunday