Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro
@herodotusjr
Records Officer for the City of Milwaukee, SAA Committee on Public Policy past chair, occasional player of Magic: The Gathering, Husband, Dad, and Dog Dad. I have Public Records Law/Freedom of Information Act opinions.
New Yes/No meme images just dropped (um.... in 2015). In front of the Weitzman Museum of American Jewish History
Just some pigeons taking their morning shower, as you do. #philadelphia
We now go live to the Bode Etlinger-Houston "How enjoyable is this game to watch" cam:
And that's why you don't lie about your campaign finances.
Amateurs. Here in the *upper* Midwest, we COMMIT to not being able to breathe, dammit
Me, a week ago: "If the US advances to the quarters or better it'll be tainted, we just don't know specifically how yet" Me, this afternoon: "WELP"
This is less "box score" and more "coded phone number" TBH
OK, I am *pretty* sure not even the Cubs' 2026 bullpen can blow a lead of this size. Yikes.
Who says you need to pay for a fancy Fox One streaming subscription to know what's happening at the World Cup
Still kicking! But mad at us for not taking him to Cedar Point
I, uh.... I don't think the Cubs are going to win today, guys
OK, when I posted about the Milwaukee School Board quorum notices a few days ago I gave "board members in line at the DMV" as my reductio ad absurdum example. I should learn not to try to out-absurd reality in CE 2026:
"Brad, are you really going to take this opportunity to dunk on your place of residence AND employer's flag, AGAIN?" You bet your sweet patootie I am. I think we need to add tear strips to the bottom of the Milwaukee Flag actually
Someone clued in Randall Munroe to the City of Milwaukee's vexillogical methodology. Right down to the smaller flag as part of the main flag! A+ work
Harsh but fair. (from the comments on defector.com/the-american...) #GoCubsGo
It is the Will of Zedruu that you should be running Group Hug in Jeskai colors. Kynaios and Tiro, you say? Johnnies-come-lately with sub-par gifts. Please take this nugget of wisdom, so that I may draw some cards. You're welcome.
I know what he means here but I nonetheless have to laugh at "Talmud" and "Social Media Friendly" in the same post.
Ah. I don't really know what else I expected here.
I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING. (Four Records that represent the diversity of my taste)
Ah. Reading the article, all becomes clear
Back in the day I built a super fun Brawl deck with this dude as commander. Never picked up a paper copy to rebuild IRL. Maybe ill buy myself the cards for my birthday
Mesmeric Orb!!! Free spells you say? Counters on a stick you say? No thanks, I'm too busy putting everyone's deck into their bins for daring to do things like "Untap their permanents". TIME FOR FUN!!!
This website, to hearken back to what was said about the hellsite long ago, is free
*Brad searches scryfall for possible Frog Typal options* What in the name of Richard Garfield, PhD is THIS thing supposed to be #DidNotBuyAnyMH2 #NotABajillionaire
For a mere 16 mana I can make you draw your deck, one-card win condition, obviously too strong, ban incoming
@sabs.bsky.social asking the important science questions today on Defector.com. (from: defector.com/let-the-reco...)