The only adaptation of The Odyssey that I care about

I may be up to something...

when im zooted off the juice

Btw we used to have a giant casino pirate ship attached to a medieval knight castle hotel down where im from. It was reclaimed by the sea (literally during Katrina). Don't talk to me about the south unless you know ball.

Doing some light, fun reading

see I also moonlight as Minsc when im in a good mood

Biblically accurate Hexenkraft

He's wearing the Deadpool fit because he's Deadpool inside

me hashtag no filter

Me locking in at the public library when the cutie sends a spicy selfie

same though but this

same

What I've been up to

how i look before I lecture you on the finer details of orcish cultural attitudes towards necromancy and ancestor worship

you can not hurt me, my RBF is too powerful im afraid

i stay strapped up dont mess with me

well yeah, they are vampires

me if I was a therapist

new giant spider monster for my game (they are tameable and can be mounts omfg)

me if I was a ghost

sorry about that

therapists be like

I am running purely on spite and stubbornness and I am turning into a lich but at least im saving on car insurance thanks to progressive

Just posing like a sassy lil statue acting like emo Lucifer in that one painting

how my wedding photos going to be

Stone Cold Steve Hexenkraft says hello

catch me in my lair if you need to speak with me

need this real bad

Seeking a Blender technical artist/rigger to exactly recreate a legacy isometric player sprite rig + render pipeline for an old-school 2D RPG. Need near pixel-perfect body/camera/silhouette alignment so future equipment layers render correctly. DM examples + rates. Please share!

gonna be using this line a lot