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verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· 1d

pyg’s flashdrives

PYG (a holographic girl with horns) coyly pulls her trenchcoat open, flashing her naked body to the viewer; the open coat also reveals her stash of various virus-filled thumbdrives that she’s been giving to robots for recreational usage.

PYG: See anything you like?

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· 2d

recreational bugs

PANEL ONE: Daisabelle is laying down in a bed, sick. Her screen is flashing a loading sign, along with a short blurb of text: ‘ERROR: OW’

DAISY: Urghh…
LEE (offscreen): Oh, Daisabelle…

PANEL TWO: Lee and PYG (the onboard multipurpose hologram) stand watch over Daisy’s sickbed. Lee looks visibly nervous, PYG is inexplicably dressed like a sexy nurse, and is inspecting a clipboard with a pair of bifocals

PANEL THREE (cont. from previous): “Earlier…”
We see PYG and Daisy meeting privately; PYG is now dressed in a trenchcoat, fedora and sunglasses, and is presenting Daisy with a selection of various flash drives. Daisy has placed one into her “mouth” and is downloading it while a concerning amount of smoke is billowing from her vents.

PYG: Alright, I’ve got your classic BSoD, some remixed Y2K, and something called “PAC-Fever.exe”. Be careful, the DRM’s real strong on that one.

Daisy: ooh, I’m seeing dots already

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· 9d

teacup girl, someone remind me to do something with this later

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· 12d

I made this as a loose follow-up to the previous mini-comic and pinups I did about superheroes nude modeling for their friends — I’ve been really inspired by @speakeasy-art.bsky.social’s recent modeling stuff and wanted to play around with the dynamics myself!

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· 12d

Howdy! I feel like I haven’t done an art share in a bit but that’s okay, I’ve been busy. Anyway I’m Doc! I usually do art of my robotgirl OC and her girlfriend, but I’ve been having fun making fanart lately bc I’m a sucker for a good poly dynamic. Thanks for hosting!

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· 15d

Daisy and Lee, wearing fancy dress outfits (a modern-looking maroon dress for Daisy, a dark-green suit with a lavender bralette top for Lee). Daisy’s holding a smoking pistol, while Lee’s mechanical heart is venting steam; both girls have a hand around the other’s waist

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· 20d

working on a deltarune pic, really loving the faces so far

Noelle Holiday (laughing, screaming, very naked) and Susie Deltarune (focused, grunting, currently plowing her gf)

Ralsei Fluffyboi (breathless, moaning, sweaty) and Kris Dreemurr (content, lovingly looking at their friends)

Ralsei (leaning backwards, mouth agape, eyes rolling back in head), and Noelle (leaning forwards, mouth occupied, eyes looking to make sure she’s doing a good job)

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· 22d

probably a tie between these two!

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· Jul 9

been in a DC mood with my sketches

rough sketch of a Nightwing/Batgirl/Starfire threesome

rough sketch of an intimate moment between Clark and Lois from “My Adventures With Superman”

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· Jul 4

alright, Barbara’s turn

Barbara Gordon posing shyly against a simple backdrop, dressed in a short purple robe and her Batgirl cowl. One side of the robe has slipped off her shoulder, and Babs is nervously looking upwards while touching her face absently.

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· Jul 2

I also did this censored version for Tumblr, but I actually think I did a half-decent job with the fabric so I’ll share that too

A full-color image of Kory, gracefully holding one hand aloft as green starbolt energy crackles in her palm. Her expression seems serene, wistful even. Draped across and around her body is a blue-gray cloth, placed so that I don't get censored even harder by this website.

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· Jun 21

daisy’s back

Daisy (a blue-and-silver robot girl with an orange prosthetic arm) is shown from the waist up, facing away from the viewer, with her hands resting on her hips. Her head is turned slightly towards the audience, as if to look back, but her face is inscrutable from the angle. Save for her work hat, Daisy is completely nude from the waist up -- in the center of her back is a bright daisy-shaped decal, with one petal torn, and covering a scratched silver disc that's centered on her spine.

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· Jun 20

Human artists! Use one piece only to convince people to follow you!

Lee (a young NB woman with violet hair and a coin-operated heart, dressed in a black sports bra and green coveralls that are unzipped and rolled to the waist) looks upward, lost in thought. She clutches her chest with one hand, a pained expression on her face and with tiny hearts in her pupils; pink heart-shaped smoke spews out of her heart's vents and plumes around her.

Above her, imagined amidst the smoke, is Daisabelle: a blue Y2K-styled robot and the object of Lee's affections. Daisabelle is depicted in three separate cute poses: in the first, she glances over her shoulder back at Lee, in the second she stands happily with her arms at her sides, and in the third she winks flirtatiously with a finger placed against her head. No wonder Lee's a mess!

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· Jun 18

robot anatomy q&a

A screenshot of a reply to the original post that reads: "Probably a bad idea to shove your hand into the thermal gel, no? there should really be one of those heat warning triangles on the solid frame part warning technicians not to place their hand on the core heatsink exterior beneath because it may. reach temperatures unsafe for human flesh. the thermal properties of the gel also might be compromised by significant deformation of the surface and the ingress of environment contaminants. ESPECIALLY if there is a thermal interface material between the interior of the gel layer and the exterior of the core structure."

In the image itself, Daisy has a baffled expression on her screen and is lifting a single finger in the classic "um, akshually" pose. "Whoa, slow down! I think you might've misunderstood what this bioplastic's for. It's not a thermal gel or a heat sink. it's more of an artificial dermal layer that protects my internal components from harm. Nothing hot about it. Right, Lee?"

Lee's face is currently pressed as far as it can go into Daisy's bioplastic chest. "Nrhh mmphrr".

“See?” Daisy concludes. “Good girl.”

Screenshot of a reply to the post that reads: "My compliments to the artist. #robots. Are the blue bits on the arms the same material I wonder? and what about the head blue?"

In the image, Daisy is sitting casually in a red armchair, fully nude and facing the viewer. Her right ankle is crossed atop her left knee, and her left (orange) arm's elbow is propped against the armrest while she presses a single finger against her temple. Her screen depicts her best attempt at a sultry look ("G!G". the girl has a strict five-character limit, okay? she's trying!).

"Yup! All the blue bits you see have bioplastic coating on them. Most of it's not as thick as the stuff around my chest though," Daisy says in response to the question. "Remember, this stuff's not slime. it's basically just fancy rubber most of the time. You can't just stick stuff into me and leave it there."

She quietly adds "well, not unless I like ya, anyway" under her breath.

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· Jun 17

robot anatomy (cont.)

panel 1: Daisy leans backwards, arms behind her head, shirt fully off to better expose her chest. Lee is standing in front of her with one hand pressed against her chest. "Squishy..." they mumble.

"Pretty cool, right?" Daisy says. "The gel's softer than standard cases, but it's self-repairing and helps distribute heat more evenly. Cost a small fortune for the custom job, but there really aren't many downsides to the whole thing."

Panel two: barely listening, Lee pushes their hand forward with a *schlorp*, embedding it in Daisy's chest up to her wrist. Daisy grunts in surprise and discomfort.

"Okay maybe don't do that though" she exasperatedly replies.

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· Jun 17

robot anatomy

Panel one: A blue robot (Daisabelle) wearing a pink band shirt looks over her shoulder as an offscreen voice (Lee, probably) calls out to her: "Hey Daisy, your bra straps are showing."

Panel 2: Daisy hoists up the bottom of her shirt, revealing her full chest and stomach to the speaker and audience. Her chest is primarily a blue plastic-like substance, with silver metal siding. She replies: "Nah, that's just my casing. See? Silver bits are Rossum-grade titanium, blue bits are a bio-plastic gel casing. wanna touch 'em?"

Additional text options are given to the reader, ostensibly representing the speaker's own thoughts:
1.) Yes
2.) No
3.) DAISY WE ARE IN PUBLIC

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· Jun 11

okay so I couldn’t help myself

IMAGE: a hulking monster made out out of rotting stir fry noodles and veggies, dressed in a plastic Tupperware container/baggie combo, and wielding a Tupperware lid and a spork like a sword and shield.

TEXT: “Tupper-Warrior”

Monster: “When I’m through wit’ youse, there won’t be ‘nuff left of ya to fill a to-go box!”

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· Jun 9

this was VERY cute

Screenshot from Deltarune Chapter Five: Ralsei is hugging a blushing Susie.

Ralsei: I wike you too, Suwsie!

Screenshot from Deltarune Chapter Five: Susie has a scary face and has shoved Ralsei away, who has now exploded into a realistic explosion. Also Kris is there, just staring at the carnage

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· Jun 8

score

Daisy and Lee are snuggling in bed, post-coitus.

Daisy: So… how’d I do?
Lee: mmm… I’ll give your kissing a solid four and a half stars
Daisy: dangit! That’ll bump my score down to 4.6.
Lee: well, guess you’ll just have to try harder next time

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· Jun 3

post-first date (6/6)

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· May 30

Lee sketches

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· May 25

thought this’d work for Lee and Daisy

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· May 25

cuddle.jpg

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· May 23

a few days ago I got enamored with a post from @paesthethyc.bsky.social about smoking fish and ended up drawing my own version of it

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· May 17

comic artists! share the 1st page of your comic & your most recent one! apparently they flipped positions

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· May 12

post-first date (4/6)

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· May 6

ever think of a pun so heinously stupid that it makes you immediately drop everything and start designing characters for a kart racing game that doesn’t exist

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· May 5

bunny harley

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· May 3

shot + chaser

verdant.docx 🔞@heydarkverdant· May 1

soft