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Comics about life, love and all the cats in between. 🍪 Translations by @banobleofficial.bsky.social 🐱

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heyokyay@heyokyay· 3d

a two-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a cat.

Panel 1: A cat pushes a flower vase with its paw, causing the vase to tip over.

Panel 2: The vase is shattered on the floor in a puddle of water. The cat looks forward with a satisfied expression, and a thought bubble above its head reads, "Today the vase, tomorrow the world."

heyokyay@heyokyay· 6d

This is a single-panel comic by heyokyay featuring three tiny stick figures looking up at a much larger T-rex.

First figure: "Oh, look! A little t-rex!"

Second figure: "It's still just a child."

Third figure: "Hello, little fellow!"

The T-rex thinks to itself: "My Mum says I shouldn't talk to strangers." followed by, "But can I eat them?" and finally, "Yeah, eating them should be OK."

heyokyay@heyokyay· 13d

This is a single-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a grumpy-looking stick figure sitting in the grass on a sunny day with a butterfly fluttering nearby.

A thought bubble above the figure reads:

"I'll just sit here for a while and enjoy my stupid life!"

heyokyay@heyokyay· 18d

This is a four-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a squirrel talking to a teddy bear.

Panel 1: The squirrel says, "I think I must be an introvert..." A question mark floats above the teddy bear.

Panel 2: The squirrel continues, "When I'm with others, I get quite stressed!"

Panel 3: The squirrel adds, "Afterwards, I feel drained, and I have to be on my own to recover." An ellipsis floats above the teddy bear.

Panel 4: Smiling, the squirrel finishes, "Or here with you, Teddy! You don't stress me out. You only ever make me happy." A pink heart appears above the teddy bear.

heyokyay@heyokyay· 20d

This is a three-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a conversation between two stick figures.

Panel 1: The figure on the left says, "Now I know how I'm going to get rid of all my troubles, woe and anger." The figure on the right asks, "How are you going to do it?"

Panel 2: The figure on the left throws their arms wide with a goofy expression and declares, "I won't think anymore and be just like all the other happy idiots!" The figure on the right looks on skeptically.

Panel 3: The figure on the left stands silently with a blank, wide-eyed stare and drool coming from their mouth, accompanied by floating dots indicating an empty mind. The figure on the right watches them thoughtfully.

heyokyay@heyokyay· 28d

This is a three-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a conversation between two stick figures.

Panel 1: The figure on the left asks, "Which do you prefer: cookies or cuddles?" The figure on the right thoughtfully replies, "Hmmm... Cuddles... I think!"

Panel 2: The figure on the left throws their hands up excitedly and says, "That's a bit of luck because I've eaten all your cookies!" The figure on the right looks shocked and angry.

Panel 3: The figure on the left reaches out with a smile and says, "And now I want a cuddle. ♡" The figure on the right stands with hands on their hips, looking completely unamused with a scribble of frustration above their head.

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jul 15

This is a single-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a conversation between a hippo and an alpaca.

Hippo: "I've had too many negative experiences recently, and now I can't stop thinking about them all the time..."

Alpaca: "Can I cuddle away all your negative thoughts, then?"

Hippo: "Permission to cuddle granted."

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jul 13

This is a two-panel comic by heyokyay featuring two stick figures.

Panel 1: The figure on the left says rapidly, "I love you I love you / I love you I love you / I ate your cookies / I love you I love you!" The figure on the right listens happily with a small heart above its head.

Panel 2: The figure on the right suddenly looks shocked and asks, "Hang on, what did you just say?!?" The first figure looks back with a nervous, forced grin.

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jul 11

This is a single-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a stick figure wearing glasses, pointing at a whiteboard.

The text on the whiteboard reads:

"We think 68% of the Universe consists of Dark Energy. Nobody knows what Dark Energy actually is. I suspect it is stupidity."

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jul 10

Four-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a conversation between two penguins.

Panel 1: The penguin on the right says, "It's exhausting being so friendly all the time..."

Panel 2: The penguin on the left replies, "Actually, you're NEVER friendly." The penguin on the right responds, "But I'm trying!"

Panel 3: The penguin on the right continues, "When others are talking to me, I suppress the urge to punch them in the face."

Panel 4: The penguin on the right finishes, "That much friendliness exhausts me."

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jul 9

This is a four-panel comic featuring stick figures on a beach.

Panel 1: A disheveled, shipwrecked man crawls out of the ocean onto the sand. He cheers, "Hooray - shipwrecked man saves himself with his last ounce of strength on a desert island!" One of two people standing on the beach replies, "This isn't a desert island. Lots of people live here."

Panel 2: The shipwrecked man asks, "Really? How many?" The person on the beach throws their arms up enthusiastically and answers, "LOADS of people!!"

Panel 3: The shipwrecked man slumps his shoulders, looking disappointed, and says, "Oh..."

Panel 4: There is no dialogue. The shipwrecked man dives backward off the beach and returns to the ocean, while the two people on the shore watch him go.

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jul 8

This is a single-panel comic featuring a conversation between two stick figures walking under a starry night sky.

The first figure says, "When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut."

The second figure asks, "To explore the universe?"

The first figure replies, "To get away from here once and for all."

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jul 8

This is a four-panel comic featuring a conversation between two stick figures, a boss and a worker.

Panel 1: The boss, wearing a hard hat, says to the worker, "Please don't forget your safety helmet." The worker, holding a helmet, replies, "All right, boss."

Panel 2: The worker accidentally drops the helmet on his foot and throws his arms up, screaming, "ARRGGHH!!! My foot!"

Panel 3: The worker is now rolling on the ground crying and holding his foot, yelling, "The pain, the pain! Foul! Foul!" The boss, looking annoyed, says, "The helmet weighs 350 grams. It can't possibly hurt you."

Panel 4: The worker is now standing up, wearing his helmet, and looking perfectly fine. He sheepishly explains, "Sorry, boss. It was just a reflex. I used to play football in the regional league."

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jul 6

This is a single-panel comic featuring a simple line drawing of a grumpy stick figure walking with a small scribble resembling a storm cloud over their head.

Thought Bubble: The character is thinking, "Pretty much every problem in the world could simply be solved if everyone just did exactly what I told them to do."

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jul 2

This is a single-panel comic featuring a conversation between a person sitting on the ground and the Moon high up in the night sky.

The person looks up and asks, "Hey Moon! Is it actually fun being a moon?"

The Moon looks down with a concerned expression and replies, "I'd quite like to orbit a less stupid planet."

The person responds simply, "I get that."

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jul 2

This is a four-panel comic showing an alien giving a presentation about humans using a display board.

Panel 1: The alien points to a drawing of a smiling stick-figure human and says, "This is a human being."

Panel 2: The alien points to a close-up of the human's wide, toothy grin and says, "This is the human's head."

Panel 3: The drawing shows the top of the human's head flipped open like a lid, revealing a goofy little bird flapping its wings inside. The alien says, "Inside its head is the brain."

Panel 4: The drawing shows a close-up of a silly-looking pink brain with wide cartoon eyes and tiny stick limbs. The alien concludes, "The brain contains stupidity."

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jul 1

This is a single-panel comic featuring a conversation between two stick figures.

Left figure: A worried-looking character stands and asks, "How do you manage to stay so relaxed in spite of everything?"

Right figure: A relaxed character sits on the ground, wearing sunglasses and casually sipping a drink through a straw. They reply, "I'm enjoying the apocalypse."

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jul 1

This is a four-panel comic featuring a simple conversation between a deer and a fluffy animal.

Panel 1: The deer asks, "Do you like cats?" The fluffy animal earnestly replies, "Cats are my life!"

Panel 2: The deer asks, "And dogs?" The fluffy animal answers, "Dogs are my life too♡"

Panel 3: The deer asks, "And cookies?" The fluffy animal smiles and says, "Cookies are my life as well."

Panel 4: The deer asks, "And Brussels sprouts?" The fluffy animal suddenly screams in absolute terror, "AAAAHH!!"

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jun 25

This is a three-panel comic featuring two simple characters in conversation. The character on the left speaks throughout the comic, while the character on the right listens.

Panel 1: The speaker stands with open arms and a cheerful expression, saying, "I've learned to accept people just as they are!" The listener smiles back pleasantly.

Panel 2: The speaker's expression turns serious and resigned as they continue, "There's nothing else to be done: people won't change..." The listener adopts a thoughtful, slightly concerned look.

Panel 3: Looking wide-eyed and somewhat anxious, the speaker finishes with, "I mostly lock myself in the house and hope that nobody knocks at the door." The listener scratches the back of their head, looking mildly bewildered.

Note: The comic includes a watermark for "heyokyay" in the bottom right corner.

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jun 20

Summer

Two characters are outside under a hot sun, having completely opposite reactions to the weather. The first character is sweating profusely and looks miserable, complaining, "It's too hoooot!!!". Next to them, the second character is jumping for joy with a huge smile, exclaiming, "Finally, proper summer!". In response to this enthusiasm, the miserable first character replies, "What's wrong with you?!".

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jun 19

Comic. Panel 1: One character advises another, saying, "Love is like a tender plant. You have to water it and take care of it, so that it thrives and grows."

Panel 2: Taking the advice far too literally, the second character stands on a stepladder with a loving heart floating above their head, pouring a watering can full of water directly onto their unhappy partner's head.

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jun 18

Panel 1: A character walks outside, thinking, "Sometimes I just have to get out into nature to be alone with my thoughts."

Panel 2: She notices someone in front of her and thinks, "Oh no, there's a person walking along ahead of me."

Panel 3: Another person appears behind her. She thinks, "There's another one behind me..."

Panel 4: She is now trapped walking in the middle of a crowded line of people and angrily yells, "Go and walk somewhere else. I hate you all!!"

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jun 11

Here is a description of the comic "cuddle-deal.png":

It is a three-panel comic featuring two stick figures having a conversation.

Panel 1: The first figure asks, "Excuse me. Have you had a cuddle today?" The second figure replies, "Er no. I haven't had an opportunity so far."

Panel 2: The first figure asks, "Would you mind if I gave you a cuddle?" The second figure replies, "I wouldn't mind at all. Does it cost anything?"

Panel 3: The first figure smiles happily and says, "Of course not! I always give cuddles for free!" The second figure reaches out for a hug with a thought bubble that reads, "That's a super offer."

heyokyay@heyokyay· Jun 4

This is a four-panel comic strip by "heyokyay" featuring a stick figure and a tortoise wearing a tutu.

Panel 1: The stick figure angrily yells, "For the last time, you are not a petite ballerina!" at the tortoise, who is standing on one leg in a ballet pose.

Panel 2: The stick figure throws its hands up and yells, "You're a 200-year old tortoise!!" while the tortoise joyfully hops in the air.

Panel 3: The stick figure gestures wildly, asking, "What will people think of you?!?" as the tortoise performs a graceful, mid-air leap with a smile.

Panel 4: Standing calmly on the ground, the tortoise replies to the silent stick figure, "Life is too long to worry about what other people think!"

heyokyay@heyokyay· May 27

The comic features a three-panel conversation between two small birds:

Panel 1: The first bird states, "I've decided to turn my passion into my job." The second bird asks, "What's your passion?"

Panel 2: The first bird lies down on its back and replies, "Sleeping! Good night, I have to start work." The second bird questions, "How exactly do you earn money by sleeping?"

Panel 3: Still lying down, the first bird answers, "Well, currently I am just volunteering. Hopefully I'll have a dream telling me how to get rich by doing it."

heyokyay@heyokyay· May 25

A simple comic strip by heyokyay featuring a small, light-brown animal on the left and a small pink unicorn on the right. Both are looking at each other.

A squiggly speech line points from the animal on the left to the text above, which reads:

"It takes intelligence to recognise stupidity. That's the trouble with all the idiots in this world."

heyokyay@heyokyay· May 20

A four-panel comic strip by heyokyay featuring two narwhals—an orange one on the left and a blue one on the right.

Panel 1: The orange narwhal says, "I'm thankful you're here!" The blue narwhal replies, "I can't really help being here."

Panel 2: The orange narwhal says, "It's still great. There aren't many like you. And without you, I'd be completely alone."

Panel 3: The blue narwhal says, "In case of need, you could just find someone else." The orange narwhal, looking distressed with an open mouth, replies, "But they wouldn't be you!!"

Panel 4: The orange narwhal says, "And that's the problem. Take good care of yourself, so you're always here." The blue narwhal replies, "OK."

heyokyay@heyokyay· May 19

comic by "heyokyay" featuring a smiling stick-figure girl sitting across from a small cartoon brain with a face.

The girl asks: "Hey Psycho-brain, what fun plans have you got for us today?"

The brain's first thought bubble reads: "Nervous breakdown, depressive episode or panic attack. I can't quite decide..."

The brain's second thought bubble adds: "Maybe all three of them at once?"

heyokyay@heyokyay· May 18

A three-panel comic featuring a stick figure and a cartoon brain with a face, arms, and legs.

Panel 1: The stick figure sits happily with its arms raised. A text bubble says, "Hey Brain, I feel really good today ♡". The brain character looks panicked, clutching its head, and replies, "Oh my God, sorry!"

Panel 2: The brain character is hitting itself on the head with a large hammer. A text bubble says, "Hang on, depressive thoughts attack coming on!" The stick figure watches with a neutral expression, resting its chin on its hand.

Panel 3: The brain character smiles and asks, "Better?" The stick figure is now crying with a distressed expression, giving a thumbs up. Its text bubble reads, "Perfect."

heyokyay@heyokyay· May 14

comic featuring a stick figure.

Panel 1: The figure looks to the left. Text bubbles read, "Does anyone need a hug here?" and "Hello?"

Panel 2: The figure looks forward with a hand on its chin. The text reads, "Maybe you dear readers want a hug?"

Panel 3: The figure has a happy expression with arms outstretched. The text reads, "Virtual hug!! Everyone join in! ♡"

Panel 4: The figure stands with hands raised slightly. The text reads, "That's better than nothing, right?"

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