H.M. Stiller (@hmstiller) · DIRTY

H.M. Stiller

@hmstiller

Defies description. Am assured that is a compliment. Occasionally, with truly backbreaking effort, manages to make a funny.

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H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· 21d

Llllllet me stop you right there

Black cat restraining a human hand

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· 22d

lil sassbasket

Black cat sticks his tongue out at his owner for the unpardonable sin of getting him off her lap so she could do things with her day.

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· 27d

It's usually a bad idea to read the comments section, but this remark under a Wall Street Journal article on Costco is *chef's kiss.*

From Timoteo L: "I went for a rotisserie chicken and left with a shed."

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jul 13

My bathtub has sprung a void.

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jul 9

Ecclesiastes 1:9: "What has been will be again/what has been done will be done again/there is nothing new under the sun." Minnesota State Fair Concessions: (cracks knuckles) www.mnstatefair.org/new/food/

Pickle Pie, Cracklin' Corn Ribs, and Longanisa Cheese Curd Lumpia will be at the Minnesota State Fair

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jun 29

Forget the small sample size: I really, truly do not get what this is supposed to reveal. What does "MAGA" mean as a self-identification term other than, "I will agree with Trump no matter what"?

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jun 28

Well, ya got me.

A blocklist in which I am categorized as "wrong about VR AI GLP1 Crypto Smart-glasses NFTs or" apparently other things that I have definitely 100% posted about

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jun 26

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jun 25

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jun 25

him face

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jun 23

It would be more useful to have a henchcat for my dastardly plans for world domination if he weren't so distractible.

Black cat right behind me, staring at a shelf outside the picture frame

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jun 20

How is that possible?

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jun 15

Ah, yes, I am always hearing about this...

RealClearPolitics headline,: "Dems' Unbridled Pursuit of Power Can't Be Airbrushed Away."

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jun 9

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jun 7

Mmm yes I am from Ouchy, just west of Le Bou Bou

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jun 7

UPDATE: Dammit, there are only two. C'mon, Canada! You at least have to be legally required to do something with maple!

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Jun 4

Aaaaaaand it's time to close YouTube.

A DW video on Weisswurst. Apparently you're supposed to "suck it," not "cut it." 😵‍💫

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· May 28

Because I know my fellow American millennials have a visceral need to know the Japanese for "Salute Your Shorts"

"Saryūto yua shōtsu"

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· May 27

And yet, like a MONSTER, I eventually got up.

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· May 26

Sorry, but the rental place was all out of bouncy palaces of culture.

A++ Bluesky reply: "This is an odd take because bouncy castles are symbols of bourgeois frivolity, not leftist fun."

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· May 26

Thomas Kean, Jr.... isn't that the missing guy? www.capitoltrades.com

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· May 19

Maybe not the best way to lend credibility to your already-contentious cause... archive.ph/GFXmC#select...

"I'm sating f--k Brian Thompson. I don't give a f--k he died," said Ashley Rojas, who declined to provide her name, though it was visible on the press badge around her neck...

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· May 18

The famously aloof and standoffish Felis catus, exhibiting typical behavior

Black cat stands on human

Black cat stands on and lovingly smothers human

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· May 7

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· May 7

I mean, "duty" in the good old days was a two-way street. morningsonmaplestreet.com/2014/12/29/s...

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· May 6

Look at this utter noodge.

A noodgey, hungry little void named Cookie.

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· May 2

Bon week-end

Silly inverted cat

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Apr 28

Some future historian will one day puzzle over the things we early-21st-century folk chose to name our soft drinks.

Unwell Strawberry "Rapid Hydration" beverage

"Harmless" coconut water—should I have expected it to harm me?

Mmmmm, lovely "Liquid Death" to start my apparently very short day.

Have the energy of a "Ghost!" Sure, why not?

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Apr 27

Strong "Oh yeah? Well, your FACE is wrong!" energy

I am on a blocklist called "Wrong about AI/Bitcoin/VR probably other things." I guarantee you, the only one of these that I have ever publicly criticized was AI, mainly because I don't like my artist and writer friends being ripped off.

H.M. Stiller@hmstiller· Apr 24

To me, there is no more hilariously "a møøse once bit my sister!"-like phrase in Swedish than