olivia 🍷🎶

@hobisexually

she/her • 34 • nsfw (ao3: onlyhuman) • 🩷💜💙 loves a good (jump)suit, is a self-proclaimed boob man, suffers from sopekook brain worms + a mingyu brain…melt?

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olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· 27d

folks. folks I found devastating footage that I didn’t film myself BUT THIS IS HOBI ZEROING IN AND SINGING TO ME DURING SOUNDCHECK SO FUCKING S

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Jul 11

jungkook is a PROBLEM and must be STOPPED

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Jul 11

I wish I had video to show you but I was too busy not letting him win this from me (as seductive as you can be, so can I motherfucker) so instead have him ? doing whatever this is ? while wet

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Jul 8

the slut vibe he’s exuding is basically rivalling happy birthday mr president and you can’t convince me otherwise

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· May 31

folks I am sorry to say I went a second day because I have no spine and IT GOT WORSE

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· May 30

I have just seen miss jihyo with my own eyeballs doing the right hand girl choreo in front of my face and I am SO MUCH GAYER than I already was. FUCK ME

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· May 28

anyways. as I was saying, hopekookers we are SOOOOO BACK

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Apr 30

the brain worms aren’t leaving me so… have a little preview 🫡

By now, Joshua is also staring at the two of them — Hoseok hasn’t talked to him once today, but the expression on his face is not unlike the one Hoseok wears around Jimin when he’s tired of his antics — and Soonyoung is cackling, his face framed by his hands as he watches them gleefully. “Show him your hips, Mingyu-yah, will you?”
Somehow, Hoseok feels like he’s either being rated or rage-baited, or maybe both.
“Yah.” Mingyu, bright red by now, flashes both of them his fist, and then turns back to Hoseok, a little more subdued this time — and when Jimin helpfully blasts Run BTS from the speakers, tuning all their noises out, Mingyu does start to move again.
Hoseok forgot his hands were still on his waist, but they’re moving down to his hips now, feeling the way Mingyu moves beneath him, how he’s bendier than he gives himself credit for.
The thrusts forward are getting looser, more playful, the more he’s being guided. He’s so pliant in Hoseok’s grip that they both forget to think, and for a split second, Hoseok can’t help but imagine the way he would look while being guided on his own cock.
“Mm. Much better,” Hoseok soothes, watching the way Mingyu’s hips swivel now that he’s coaxed out of his shell. “See? All we had to do was play.”
“Play a lot, hyung?” Mingyu’s voice has taken on a husky tone that Hoseok wants to bottle for safe-keeping immediately.
“I didn’t give you permission to call me hyung.”
“Ah, but —“
“Prove you can pull off this choreo, then we’ll see.”
Mingyu’s eyes darken. Of course they do, Hoseok thinks. He’s best friends with Jungkook. If he wasn’t up for a challenge, they would never have made it that far.

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Apr 26

some more seoul pictures because I’m missing it a lot today (drinking my omija ade from home and thinking how it doesn’t quite hit the same here)

sunset view over the city with seoul and the forest, taken from the top of namsan tower

sunset view by the han, a couple is biking past

a blue sky, a row of cherry blossom trees and a green traffic sign by the side of the road, taken from the car

me from the back in a red hanbok, red bow tie in my hair, looking over the gyeongbokgung palace gardens

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Apr 25

scrolled through my docs, found this excerpt only to discover I put no further notes, no outline, no title, no pairing, and have no recollection of what I was trying to write. CURSING MY FRANTIC MIDNIGHT WRITING BRAIN, WHAT WERE YOU WORKING TOWARDS?

“Baby…”

“Oppa, I —“

“No.”

“No? What?”

“In this context I just… Namjoon, he…”

“What kind of porn has he been watching?”

“You sure you want to know?” Hoseok lifts a brow, and Jungha falters.

She does, but maybe not today. Maybe that’s a conversation for a different time

“Besides, he’s weird about you specifically, I’ve never dared to ask him about it.”

“Because I had a crush once?”

“Because you still have a crush and he was your hero at the time, baby. He’d teach you anything you wanted.”

“That’s the thing, though — hyung,” Jungha tries, and oh, she’s never called anyone that before, but it makes her feel some kind of way. Something she must look into later, maybe.

Hoseok is looking at her attentively as well, his interest piqued.

“What’s the thing?”

“Huh?” She blinks. “Oh. Right. Well. Hyung, I —“ and again, she

In

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Apr 23

okay I will also play, hit me!! (just pretend I’ve posted anything in the past nine months 😅)

Reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would write, and I'll tell you how embarrassingly accurate it is.

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Apr 5

the skyline is pretty but Mingyu is prettier I’m going to scream

Skyline and arena view at incheon svt the encore concert

Svt on stage in a row against a lilac background

Mingyu on the screen in incheon in a white tshirt with sos stamped on the side, feels apt to how I feel, on his left is Vernon, on his right DK

Mingyu in jeans and a white tshirt on the screen jn incheon

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Apr 5

doing the Seoul thing is wild, by the way, and I’m gonna need a holiday to recoup from this holiday but it’s a bewildering and lovely thing to be here!!!

Blossoming trees and the sunset in Seoul

Me from the back looking out over a lake and the sunset in Seoul

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Mar 20

going out for soju and chicken tonight and if the arirang theme is suits and red then you best believe I am taking my chance IMMEDIATELY

Fit check in a vintage golden mirror, im wearing a red slip dress and my face is covered by my phone

Fit check in a vintage golden mirror, im wearing a red slip dress and a black and white blazer and my face is covered by my phone

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Mar 17

good morning I know we are all very focused on bangtan news but kim mingyu is out there walking around in public looking like this and I need you all to also know about it. thank you very much for your attention.

Kim Mingyu of Seventeen going for ? A run ? He is very shirtless and very sweaty and very fucking edible and he needs to be climbed thank you

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Mar 9

his smile at hobi’s comments I could fight a LION right now

Yoongi on his birthday live in a black hat and a leather jacket, he is gently smiling at his iPad where hobi is commenting “marry me yoongi” and “YOONGIIIIII”

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Feb 27

these?

Hobi in a white hat, white shirt and jeans and an iced coffee in front of the cherry blossoms. The sky is blue

Hobi in a white hat, white shirt and jeans, sipping an iced coffee in front of the cherry blossoms. The sky is blue

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Feb 27

extremely late on my love song playlist but unfortunately I come from a long line of hopeless romantics and this playlist could have been a 2929292 times longer, so it took me ages just to narrow it down to these. life has made me jaded but I am, at heart, a lover. don’t tell anyone 🙄

Playlist on Spotify, songs included:

The cure - Friday I’m in love
The Maccabees - toothpaste kisses
Sufjan Stevens - mystery of love
The police - every little thing she does is magic
Oh wonder - landslide
Kings of convenience - I’d rather dance with you
Nick cave & the bad seeds - info my arms
Pauline Zoe park - sunflower
Keshi - soft spot
Crush - lay your head on me

Playlist on Spotify, songs included:

MAX & keshi - IT’S YOU
Jeremy zucker & Chelsea cutler - this is how you fall in love
LANY - dancing in the kitchen
The Tuesday crew - summer lovin’
Donna Lewis - I love you always forever
Leon bridges - beyond
Ron sexsmkfh - gold in them hills
Racoon - love you more
Dave matthews band - crash into me

Playlist on Spotify, songs included:

Jack Johnson - better together
Rex orange county, benny sings - loving is easy
The Pussycat dolls - stickwitu
Mariah Carey - we belong together
John Mayer - slow dancing in a burning room
One direction - AM
Jason Mraz - sleeping to dream
Room eleven - lovely morning
J-Hope ft Miguel - sweet dreams

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Feb 18

a pro, huh, I’m sure. not a single drop, right? seeing. perceiving. noticing, even 🕵🏽

Twitter eternalhyyh screenshot from Hobi’s birthday live on 260218:

"Woah hoba you eat it so well without getting them all over your lips!" Does it really get on the lips? Oh yeah I remember it does..
But l'm a pro, aren't I? It'd never get on my lips,
always clean~”

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Feb 11

have a #wipwednesday since this useless bisexual was confronted headfirst with her own useless bisexuality and decided to channel riri and her bangtan boys 🙂‍↔️

“God, yes,” Riri breathes the second all of them make it into the hallway of Jungkook’s house. It took less time to get to his than Hoseok’s, and Jungkook likes it, likes having her in his new home, likes having her somewhere he built. His new life starts today, and having two of the hottest people he knows to ring in this new chapter sounds like exactly what he needs.
Riri sweeps her now lilac hair out of her face as she inches forward with a determination he kind of envies. Before Jungkook can even speak, her mouth finds his own with an ease that feels like they’ve been doing this forever.
As she kisses him urgently, and he feels the press of her breasts against his — admittedly now much bigger — chest, the fact that he hasn’t seen her since that fateful night feels like a lie already.
“You’re not even gonna wait for me?” Hoseok’s amused voice rings in the hallway. “After all that work I did on stage tonight to win you over?”
“Oh, please,” Riri mumbles, her mouth leaving Jungkook’s, but her hand is still in his hair, scratching in a way that goes straight to his dick. “All that was to feed your own ego.”
“My ego?” Hoseok takes his shoes off, placing them neatly on the ground.
Riri rolls her eyes, pinching one of Jungkook’s nipples, which he does not whimper at, thank you very much. “Oh, so we’re still trying to pretend those screams don’t get you off?”
“She got you there, hyung,” Jungkook grins, but when Hoseok’s eyes darken, his next sentence dies in his throat.
Fuck, he missed this so much.

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Feb 9

also used my army bomb as a mood lamp at said party because you can’t dictate what I do, h*be <3

My army bomb on a shelf lighting up purple at a house party

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Jan 29

this man needs to be gulped up like a noodle. SLURP SLURP bitch

Hobi imma bath but you only see the conditioner in his head and his face and the upper part his naked chest. he is tantalising and I’m mad

Mirror selfie of hobi in the gym by leaning on a walking pad but his legs are endless and his shirt is tight and he’s teasing us and I am his audience at all times

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Jan 20

🫡

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Jan 19

currently seeing the northern lights for the first time ever right from my own city and I won’t be cheesy about the timing of it all, but know that I’m thinking it 🥹

a pink green blue sky surrounded by trees

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Jan 13

you can’t 😭

BTS ticketmaster telling us your email has to be the same on weverse and tm

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Dec 29

it’s SUPER easy to make PLEASE DO, it’s so much fun because of how hyperspecific you can be (but just make one version and not five different ones because you’ll be cutting 360 squares until 3 in the morning and your hands will hate you, don’t be me 😭)

Guess who board with five different versions:

Kpop general
Hybe edition
Girl group edition
Ateez stray kids exo edition
NCT & SuperM edition

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Dec 29

rang in my birthday by playing our homemade Guess Who kpop version, and 10/10 would rec

guess who playing board but all the squares are replaced with kpop idols (Bob JK for Calvin Klein is the one you have to guess)

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Dec 28

my child was on my lap this entire time and didn’t even respond to Tangie’s meows once when usually she’s ultra sensitive to the tiniest cat noise so I’m taking this to mean she felt the same peace we all did 😌

A red white cat asleep on a pink blanket

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Dec 26

my own tiny annual tradition is to reward myself by writing smut on Christmas, and because not a day goes by where I don’t think about Riri, have another little preview of my favourite trio!

Preview of the sequel to my fic Three’s a crowd:

“God, yes,” Riri breathes the second all of them make it into the hallway of Jungkook’s house. It took less time to get to his than Hoseok’s, and Jungkook likes it, likes having her in his new home, likes having her somewhere he built. His new life starts today, and having two of the hottest people he knows to ring in this new chapter sounds like exactly what he needs.
Riri sweeps her now lilac hair out of her face as she inches forward with a determination he kind of envies. Before Jungkook can even speak, her mouth finds his own with an ease that feels like they’ve been doing this forever.
As she kisses him urgently, and he feels the press of her breasts against his — admittedly now much bigger — chest, the fact that he hasn’t seen her since that fateful night feels like a lie already.
“You’re not even gonna wait for me?” Hoseok’s amused voice rings in the hallway. “After all that work I did on stage tonight to win you over?”
“Oh, please,” Riri mumbles, her mouth leaving Jungkook’s, but her hand is still in his hair, scratching in a way that goes straight to his dick. “All that was to feed your own ego.”
“My ego?” Hoseok takes his shoes off, placing them neatly on the ground.
Riri rolls her eyes, pinching one of Jungkook’s nipples, which he does not whimper at, thank you very much. “Oh, so we’re still trying to pretend those screams don’t get you off?”
“She got you there, hyung,” Jungkook grins, but when Hoseok’s eyes darken, his next sentence dies in his throat.
Fuck, he missed this so much.

olivia 🍷🎶@hobisexually· Dec 16

if I had to see it that day with my own eyes and take this pic the least I can do is share it with you