diva down
@hoemagurr
Short, gay, bald, and Scottish. 🏴🏳️🌈 When I'm not on the precipice of a complete mental breakdown, I play a lot of video games. Insta: @darren.rocks
Dropped my phone down the (unsused!) toilet and not a drop got in anywhere because my phone case is air tight.
Went into the office today to show face and there's not a single person here.
Cancelled my plans and avoided the sun but I did watch Attack on Titan all weekend.
Me coming to after I blacked out for 3 days the first time I shaved my head
Was doing hill sprints 🏃♂️ 💨 and totally bottled it at on the last one at end of the run sksks
Heartbreaking: Local Faggot couldn't get their favourite almond croissant and had to settle for a chocolate twist 💔
Started a new job and one of the Gay Guys I started with said "Darren, I meant to ask, if you're from X do you know my partner <man I've slept with many times>?"
Drove into a town I'm not familiar with and had to park my car god knows where because I missed my turn
Totally nearly collapsed on a run because I forgot I blew up my lunch in the microwave and had barely eaten all day
Think I have to get a second job if I want to do all the things I want to do
