Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated
@holyhonedge
I'm not as funny as I think I am, but I make up for that with nudes @holyhonedge pretty much everywhere if you wanna DM
There is a baby jumping spider living on my houseplant and I'm genuinely so excited about it
An old man just told me I'm lucky to be working with so many ladies because I have lots of choices... this is after he complemented my shirt.
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Is it delusional to think I'm funny enough to start streaming on twitch?
Nude and Spooked! This episode is about one of the goriest films I've ever seen: Evil Dead Burn See it uncensored or just support me in the usual places onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
Nude and Spooked! This time I'm reviewing a movie that you shouldn't bother watching: Lights Out Uncensored version in the usual places onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
Time to write some scripts. Talking through these movies with @realdadsafterdark.bsky.social definitely cleared my thoughts on "obsession" and "Backrooms"
Nude and Spooked! This one is a review of one of my favorite movies: Cabin in the Woods onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
I just finished reading my copy of Fabulous Bodies that I got at this event, and goddamn that was good. I'll post a full review this weekend, but I'll just say for now that I can't remember the last time I gasped in horror reading a book, much less multiple times
Nude and Spooked! Reviewing the movie "There Are Monsters" this time around. See it uncensored in the usual places, or watch it here and miss out on my incredibly unimpressive penis. onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
If you didn't post about getting an STI screening, did you even really do it?
This was so much fun! @chucktingle.bsky.social thanks for visiting Seattle: The City of Discreet Hotdog Vampires I'll absolutely be going to the next event you have here! And thanks to @pupmedic.bsky.social for being the best husband in the world and taking me for my birthday ❤️
Couldn't pass up a signed copy of one of my favorite books
Part 2 of my review of "Bury Your Gays" by @chucktingle.bsky.social This one has some spoilers, but explains a bit further what I love about this book
I lose my cool like this about 52 times per video that I film
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He came back for round 2 and wanted a drink... got too drunk and is now asleep on my couch.
I really love chubby/fat guy, but I also love guys putting their full weight onto me like a weighted that fucks. Those things combined with the position I was just in, and I might now require a double hip replacement. Happy Pride!
Whelp. This is all the validation I need for the rest of my life.
Nude and Spooked! This episode I review a book! "Bury Your Gays" by @chucktingle.bsky.social
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
To be clear, we have a bidet but I need something to dry off with.
Second actually came, and the app showed him like 100ft away, then he got off line and 10 minutes later popped up again 1.25 miles away. I messaged him and got this interaction.