Tim Wesson

@hopemaker

Also Cambridge former mathematician, philosophy student, recovering from a breakdown. Wire: Signal: Morosoph.37

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Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Mar 28

Huge day for social media. www.theguardian.com/media/ng-int...

Screenshot from The Guardian newspaper.

Mark Zuckerberg is walking in a crowd, presumably with his lawyer. The press is gathered around him taking photos.

Below the photo, it says ‘Ruling that Meta and YouTube deliberately designed addictive products marks possible watershed moment for social media’.

Below that, it says ‘Sat 28 Mar 2026 06.00 GMT’ and then ‘Listen to this article | 10:58’.

Then ‘The young woman at the heart of what has been called the tech industry's “big tobacco” moment was on YouTube at six and’.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/ng-interactive/2026/mar/28/week-that-brought-big-tech-to-heel-meta-youtube-google-instagram-facebook

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Mar 12

Seems likely, @prettypictures76.bsky.social! There are plenty of us.

Karen Gillan is sitting on an olive green sofa in a black off the shoulder dress, her right hand crossing her left arm. Her red hair tumbles over one of the dress's wide straps. Behind her, there is a brick wall painted dark red.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Mar 12

If you see this, post a robot. [To clarify, the robot is on the left]

[https://www.lovense.com/interactive-ai-robot-sex-doll]

The ‘Emily’ sexbot with a T-shirt saying ‘Lovense’ is standing next to a man who is looking slightly clueless with a wrinkled forehead and almost black purple shirt gesturing towards Emily.

Behind them is a pink background featuring white lines and black text partly obscured by the man.

The text reads:

Experience the future
of companionship with
the Lovense AI Doll -
... to redefine
... connection
... tic skin
... controls
.. AI
... AI

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Feb 8

The sociopathy here is off the scale! Screenshots from transcript of interview of Naomi Klein and Yanis Varoufakis with alt text. youtube.com/live/7iRc3Zk...

Transcript from screenshotted video:

and I'll be very specific about this now because uh I was having a conversation with someone that was working for Palanteer up until very recently and in that conversation I had a number of strokes or qua strokes because he was telling me how enthusiastic how great Gaza was for them and I asked him to elaborate and he after he said, ‘Oh, of course, what's what was happening to the Palestinians is terrible, but for us it was fantastic.’ And I said “Please go ahead, explain this to me.” And he said,

Transcript from screenshotted video:

‘Well, you know,’ and he pointed at my phone, which was sitting there on the on on the table while we the coffee table idle. And he said, ‘Your phone now is useless to me because it's not moving. If it's not moving, it's not producing data. But if it's moving around with it and I can correlate the movements of your with of your phone with everything that you're doing in your life, what you're talking about, what you're you know discussing on the phone,

Transcript from screenshotted video:

what you and so on, I create a lot of statistical correlation that can help me gain my algorithm. So when you bomb a densely populated area, you create a lot of movement. People die, but others survive and they run around and pick up the phone. They tried to find to call uh their friends to find out about their loved ones and that is how they trained the algorithms which they now they are selling to the British National Health Service uh stateowned public hospitals,

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Feb 6

Blonde or Brunette?

Two photos, side by side.

On the left, Elle Fanning in a flowing punk dress, smiling, with her hands up in the air. She appears to be walking on stage, to chat with some talk show host.

On the right, Anya Taylor-Joy in an elegant pink jacket and short skirt combo. Her jacket features white buttons and detailing. She is striding forward, apparently into a hotel lobby, with following, balancing arm movement, matching her stride, each arm extended to mirror the opposite leg.

Two photos side by side.

On the left is Anya Taylor-Joy looking demure in a period piece, wearing a pink corset with integrated bra that goes over her shoulders. Her arms are by her sides.

On the right is Elle Fanning in a pink corset over a sheer (but covered) bra and long pink flowing crepe skirt. Her arms are up to both sides, brushing her shoulders and her hair.

Alexandra Daddario has her arms on the roof of an off-white car in an empty car park. She is wearing a white, black, and green sports jacket, green trim demarking white and black regions.

Model Jessica Ashley Deluge is standing on a veranda leading against the wrought iron railing. She is wearing a flimsy black teddy, turned away, but turning her head to look at the camera. She is smiling and her left hand is reaching up to touch her shoulder. Behind her is a leafy pot plant, and into the distance there is a road with trees and greenery on both sides.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Feb 4

Simon says, help this developer! 🐧 www.theregister.com/2026/02/03/s...

XKCD cartoon: https://xkcd.com/149/

Stick figure (1) in chair speaking with standing stick figure (2)

Figure 1: Make me a sandwich.
Figure 2: What? Make it yourself.
Figure 1: SUDO make me a sandwich.
Figure 2: Okay.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Jan 21

To be fair, Greenland is icy while Iceland is green. In the UK, Iceland used to be called Bejam.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Jan 20

One of my younger brothers is a birder. I went with him once with a pair of binoculars. I wouldn't normally have the patience for it, but love nature programmes and an fascinated by the phenomenon of murmuration.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Jan 4

Some suggested embellishments in the form of a @moanspeak.bsky.social gag and Rubber's Finest ‘Surrogate’ mask 👹

Close up of red Moanspeak ‘Eirene’ in-mouth gag viewed from in front and slightly below, revealing the slot in which the wearer's tongue must sit.

Mannequin head turned to the left, wearing a black Rubber's Finest corset mask which frames the mannequin's face perfectly while holding the mouth of the corresponding wearer resolutely shut.

Model wearing a red Moanspeak ‘Eirene’ in-mouth gag with the curved front part covering her teeth completely so that her own lips reveal the redness of the gag instead of the insides of her mouth.

Mannequin head turned to the right, wearing a black Rubber's Finest corset mask with an attached thick black rubber front-piece which features the outlines of eyes, nose, and mouth, containing and immobilising the would-be wearer's head completely. From this angle, the nose holes cannot be seen.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Dec 20

I'd like to find another such lass, 🍯🐝 I saved some photos from when Caro had a Twitter feed. photos.app.goo.gl/p5CijeEawBbd... Any leads?

Caro, formerly Metanoja_2309 on Twitter captured nude here with a canine companion almost as tall on his hind legs as she is.

German ID card for Caro, formally known as Metanoja_2309 on Twitter.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Dec 20

Black and white portrait of Jessica Ashley Deluge, undressed, turned to the left so that only one breast is visible, head turned to look at the camera.

Portrait of Janelle Monáe, nude, wearing a straw hat, with one breast covered by her braided hair, the other by her left hand, mouth opened, looking slightly above the camera, maybe towards the photographer?

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Dec 9

Be careful where you stash your warez! Source: youtu.be/P8gjFXZlfZg

Screenshot from government safety video.

Photograph of an empty car taken at night, lit by streetlights, taken through the open driver's side door.

Superimposed on the image is emblazoned the text in all caps: ‘Don't put drugs in the driving seat’.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Dec 1

With alt text.

A Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson.

A man in snow shoes and animal skin coat with hood is carrying a spear. In front of him is a glacier which he appears to be licking. He is looking nervously backward as best he can while an artic bear is approaching from the middle distance.

Below the cartoon, it reads ‘Never put your tongue on a glacier.’

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Nov 28

Just add an opening, an armbinder, and go!

Front cover of Germaine Greer's book ‘The Female Eunuch’, featuring a rubber body suit with side handles hanging from a rod via its arm openings.

This body suit is crotchless, giving the impression of ‘you can look, but you can't touch’.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Nov 28

Hey, @bsky.app, there's a glitch in Bluesky, at least as rendered by my phone. When viewing an individual's feed, the top section does not scroll, leaving a small window in which to view their posts. Below a screenshot of this occurring, and one of my phone's software information. See alt text.

A screenshot film my phone sitting the failure of the header scroll off the top of the screen, instead leaving a tiny window to view the author's Bluesky posts.

The following text is missing from the top of this screenshot:

One UI version 7.0
Android version 15
Google Play system update
1 August 2025

The rest of the system information for my phone is visible in the shot. I have not described it here partly because I'm lazy, but also because this information could be easily scraped and used by scammers or spammers.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Nov 16

Jessica is always and still gorgeous! ❤️🧬🔥 📌

Screenshot of wife to be taken from her Instagram story feed.

https://www.instagram.com/stories/missjessicaash/3766676437677022755

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Nov 13

A close friend used to grow weed in the bathroom. His cat used to sneak in when people fight to close the door, and chew on the leaves like catnip! 📌

Cartoon of Superman carrying villain Nick O'teen in flight with one hand while holding the other aloft.

Above, the legend ‘Why Nick O'teen is a weed’. Stitch bubbles have Superman say ‘Cigarettes leave stains on his teeth, make his breath smell and his clothes stink.’

Then: ’He can't escape me. He smokes so much he puffs and pants like a broken down steam engine’. And ‘Nick O'teen is a wreck. If he had X-ray vision like me, he could see the damage cigarettes do to his heart and lungs’.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Nov 12

There I was, thinking you'd gone and got yourself cast, 🥹🥺 Maybe something like this? I know you'd be in demand!

A redheaded sex doll torso without arms or legs, cleanly quadriplegic. Face made up to give the impression of a classic redheaded beauty.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Nov 12

Red Delicious? 🍎 It's a crime! Next time, slice up some russets 🔪🍏

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Nov 11

You got a point. Obviously been imbibing too many fumes!

A picture of a pipe, below which it says ‘Ceci n'est pas une pipe.’

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Nov 7

David Attenborough, likewise!

Quark serving drinks to a female officer at his bar on Star Trek.

David Attenborough, together with one of his favourite human females, Queen Elizabeth II.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Oct 29

Really lovely, Jia! I've added you to my roster of wallpapers 📸

Screenshot of lockscreen wallpaper editor showing as current selection Jia Feng's nearly nude portrait, wearing only a little side-laced black flimsy lingerie dress, that I am replying to with this post, together with a selection of other wallpapers in the rolling banner below.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Oct 28

They can always take turns, but my future wife gets first dibs.

Playboy bunny, Jessica Ashley Deluge is naked but turned to the viewer's left, obscuring her nether regions with her leg and left hand while leaning on a wall with her right. A single breast and nipple is visible.

Behind her, there is a window through which can be seen a bare tree where some crows are perched.

Mila (@AmaliaSobolov) is wearing a line green T-Shirt and little else, although the photo cuts off above her waist. Her hands are folded behind her.

Mila's T-Shirt reads in pink ‘This T-shirt was also used as a cum rag’.

Alexandra Potter is standing tall in ballet heeled boots. She is turned away from the viewer, but looking towards the viewer.

Alexandra is wearing a shiny latex catsuit featuring a Mondrian type pattern, giving a slight clown-like appearance. Her hands are on her hips emphasising both her rear and her turned face.

Extreme strawberry blonde German submissive, Caro is sitting on the road pissing, having pulled down her stretchy jeans to do so. She is holding her clitoris open with her right hand and is wearing dark pink trainers and a light pink top.

Caro (formerly Metanoja_2309 on Twitter) is resting on her left hand, and is wearing dark red lipstick and glasses as she looks towards the camera. Her submissive pose reveals that she has been instructed to do what she is doing, and is doing so eagerly.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Oct 27

My future wife, and some other contenders.

Playboy bunny, Jessica Ashley Deluge, standing nearly naked in an open moss green barn door, turned slightly to cover her nether regions, striped red and white shirt open to reveal her ample breasts.

Alexandra Daddario, naked hanging onto the side of an outdoor swimming pool. Despite being in the water, she is wearing high heels. Her nether regions and breasts are hidden by her body and the side of the pool. She is looking smolderingly towards the camera.

Redheaded British actress Karen Gillian is sitting in a red cinema seat wearing a red minidress. Red high heels are tossed in the ground next to her. She is smiling at the camera and her legs are crossed so that her right leg is pointing towards the camera.

German extreme submissive, Caro, formerly Metanoja_2309 on Twitter is kneeling on a wooden table with her arms behind her back. While her nether regions are obscured by shadow, her breasts are emphasised for all to see. She is wearing a long term wear slave collar with a heart lock pendant, and is looking up, impeccably made up with red lipstick and blonde hair made up into two ‘Harley Quinn’ side ponytails. She looks eager and willing to take whatever is going to happen to her.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Oct 26

😈✨🪢💃🏻🛤️ ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Penelope Pitstop from ‘The Perils of Penelope Pitstop’ cartoon series, tied on a railway track, being talked to by a bird, covered by flower petals.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Oct 23

Screenshot from above video, giving the lyrics to the football chant being sung.

Screenshot from video:

You are Arab whores, we are ashamed of you.
At the end of the day, Gate 5, we will fuck you.
We will fuck you, and then we will drink your blood.
And in the city square we will hang every communist who comes here.
We will take your girls, who love to go wild.
When we rape then, we will shout, “Today is the day of death!”

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Oct 21

The Pentagon military headquarters in the US after struck by a plane on 11th September, 2001, viewed at an angle from above.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Oct 19

Pensive thots.

Black and white photo of a beautiful, made up dyed-blonde in underwear, stockings, and suspenders, with her left leg up on a plush desk, looking towards a computer screen that is showing text.

The woman looks pensive, with her chin resting lightly on the fingers of her right hand, and her left hands resting on her left leg.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Oct 12

Hey, @cambsgreenparty.bsky.social. Regarding the Mill Road Community Centre at 6 Hazell Street, surely this is too hard to find? Placing a sign on the corner of the phone shop near Mill Road Bridge would surely be a boon for local democracy?

Mill Road Community Centre at 6 Hazell Close near Mill Road Bridge.

The town side corner between Mill Road and Headly Street, where a sign could be placed pointing towards the Mill Road Community Centre that is hidden out of sight as Hazell Street is to be found at the end of Headly Street if one turns right there.

Tim Wesson@hopemaker· Oct 9

Source: www.punnettssquare.com/2016/11/gmos...