kawhi headass
@hottakes
the goofiest cracker you’ve ever met
i stuck my foot all the way in my mouth to a lifelong new yorker tonight smfh
thought leadership from my first event as a leader - very denver coded
This sounds lit as fuck to a very niche audience - somehow I am directly at the intersection of that very niche audience - anyone trying to watch the kids so I can go laugh at catholicism? because it’s a joke?!?! please?!??! but also shout out to my jesuit kin keeping it real as fuck
looks like cleveland is trying some shit in the middle of the fifth round lol
when people talk about sticktoitiveness some people really go above and beyond
big dog sent me video of all american rejects at tdx - really missing out not having the mascots there on some foo fighters shit but dope music at a salesforce conference is never a bad thing you know - way better than flo rida and i put that on both my entire family and the song move along
the blacksky trending list never fails to have at least two topics that make me lol and two more that make me think
im so fucking competitive i remember the last admin group meeting i was a stickler meeseeks about the rules of a game of massive jenga but i WRECKED that fool because you’ll never win against someone who has fought for everything they have ever had.
On god I don’t take anything serious but on the upside I am Zeus so idgafb
to anyone who doubted i virutally created a voodoo doll earlier, i even redacted the subject of said effigy lol - ai could do a better job at redacting but shit it’s better than the epstein file redactions
I call this one “Dick and Balls” featuring Gradey Dick, Lonzo Ball, and LaMelo Ball. I see Dick out there swinging it to the right.
this is what they call "gang gang" but also hi Salesforce Sans I love you as a font