hpkomic

@hpkomic

Terminally online creator of the comics Cosmic Dash, RGBots, and host of Supernatural Selection and The Distraction Hole. Cast member of Spooky Dice Bag. I write things too. Find me at hpkomics.com! On Mastodon @hpkomic@horrorhub.club

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hpkomic@hpkomic· 25d

As seen on today's #RGBots, your virtual signaling doesn't really help those who are starving. www.rgbots.com/comic/virtue... #comic #cartoon #robots #sociaLMedia #substack

Virtue Fishing Transcript

This is a transcript of the July 17th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is discussing her plan to try to earn a little money down the line by sharing her writing.

Blue: I’ve decided to start sharing some writing on Substack to get some eyes on it. Might lead to work later, you know?

Panel Two

Red protests!

Red: You picked a bad platform. There are fascists all over Substack!

Panel Three

Blue is shocked by the lack of support.

Blue: My brother in Christ. I am just trying to be able to feed myself.

Panel Four

Blue is dumbstruck.

Blue: I can just block the Nazis.

hpkomic@hpkomic· 26d

Streaming tonight: 6 PM PST Working on a Cosmic Dash chapter image, but also taking pay-what-you-want commissions if any come in. See you there: picarto.tv/hpkomic

hpkomic@hpkomic· 27d

HPKOMICS LIVE is streaming this Friday at 6 PM PST. See you there. picarto.tv/hpkomic

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jul 12

In today's #RGBots, we wouldn't call the text you get for hovering over the comic on the website a "bonus," but it is certainly there. www.rgbots.com/comic/whats-... #RGBots #comic #webcomic #LindseyGraham #death #cartoon

What’s Trending: Farewell, Ladybug Transcript

This is a transcript of the July 2th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is sitting at his news desk with a tablet, reading news.

Green: Breaking news, as it turns out, Sen. Lindsey “Ladybug” Graham has passed away due to a brief and sudden illness. To avoid editorializing, I am just going to go silent now.

Panel Two

Green tries to stay silent.

Green: … This is really hard.

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jul 12

Check out the latest sketchbook update, learn about Bandy and her origins in my friend's book, and even watch a video showing how I drew this. hpkomics.com/2026/07/2026... #art #sketchbook #illustration #goblin #pinup #cartoon #GoblinBistro #commission

Sketchbook version of a Bandy the Goblin illustration

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jul 9

In today's #RGBots, Blue proves how American she is. AMERICAN AS FUCK. www.rgbots.com/comic/patrio... #comic #webcomic #cartoon #robots #america

Patriot Games Transcript

This is a transcript of the July 9th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is talking to Blue about a rumor he heard.

Red: There is a rumor going around that you’re a… foreign model.

Panel Two

Blue is shocked and defensive.

Blue: What? I am American as they come. I own more guns than books.

Panel Three

Blue builds her case.

Blue: I eat three hot dogs a day.

Panel Four

Blue continues to highlight her American nature.

Blue: Certain people are not allowed at my church.

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jul 7

On today's #RGBots, Green's marketing campaign for Pepsi went a little awry. But he'll figure it out. www.rgbots.com/comic/whats-... #comic #cartoon #robot #pepsi #webcomic #marketing

What’s Trending: Pepsi’s Challenged Transcript

This is a transcript of the July 7th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is looking at a reaction to a Pepsi post on Threads, which reads: “Pepsi Wild Cherry is what happens when regular cherry stops asking permission.”

Green: Wow, my first marketing pitch ended up being controversial. I may need to rethink my next pitch.

Panel Two

Green states his next pitch.

Green: “Pepsi Wild Cherry raw dogs your taste buds.” Maybe I can throw a “respectfully” in there.

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jul 6

I had dairy today.

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jul 5

valid

bilbo: after all, why not? why shouldn't I take a nap at 12 pm?

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jul 2

Today's #RGBots is an example of a pretty average day in a job search. www.rgbots.com/comic/job-hu... #comic #webcomic #cartoon #robots #jobs #unemployment

Job Hunting Transcript

This is a transcript of the July 1st, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is asking Green about his current job search.

Red: Hey, buddy. How is the job hunt going?

Panel Two

Green stares blankly in a close-up.

Panel Three

Green punches himself in the face.

Panel Four

Green peels his faceplate off his head, revealing the underworkings.

Red (OS): Not well, I take it?

Green: Could be better.

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jul 1

In today's #RGBots these weird assholes are back to their strange games. www.rgbots.com/comic/knock-... #robots #cartoon #comic #webcomic

Knock Glock Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 30th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green approaches.

Green: Knock knock.

Panel Two

Blue responds.

Blue: Who is there?

Panel Three

Green pulls out a gun, looking at Blue.

Panel Four

Green speaks.

Green: Why, your neighborhood door-to-door gun salesman, of course!

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 28

Cosmic Dash is back! Power dynamics become zones of play in the first chapter of the new 'Cosmic Dash' novel, 'The Swarm,' titled "Playing With Power." This follows the 4th volume of the #webcomic. hpkomics.com/2026/06/cosm... #sciFi #aliens #amWriting #novel #free #eBook #CosmicDash

Cosmic Dash: The Swarm - Chapter 1. Playing With Power

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 28

I drew this while recording the latest episode of @supernatpod.bsky.social. Why Tanuki Christ? You'll need to listen to our "aliens & the bible" episode next week for the context. listen @ supernatpod.rocks #art #drawing #cartoon #illustration #parody

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 27

In today's #RGBots, Green is on the phone with a machine. www.rgbots.com/comic/robo-c... #comic #webcomic #cartoon #robot

Robo Caller Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 27th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is on the phone with an automated messaging system.

Green: Representative.

Panel Two

Green is still on the phone with an automated messaging system.

Green: Representative. REP-RE-SENTA-TIVE.

Panel Three

Green is still on the phone with an automated messaging system.

Green: Sigh. Representative.

Panel Four

Green is fed up.

Green: I hate automation.

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 26

There's a story, here.

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hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 24

Decided to do an ad run on comicad.net to spotlight my commissions page. Even a single $30 OC drawing covers the cost of the run. We'll see what happens. By the way, I am available... hpkomics.com/commissions/ #art #illustration #commissions #forHire

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 24

If I get at least $20 in Ko-fi donations before midnight PST, I will draw a cheeky Nitz picture. Let's see what happens. ko-fi.com/hpkomic #koFi #illustration #cartoon #art #goblin #pinup

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 23

Green has been working on himself in today's #RGBots. www.rgbots.com/comic/altern... #comic #webcomic #robots #cartoon #jobs #unemployment

Alternative Development Perspectives Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 23rd, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is speaking to the reader about some life changes.

Green: I’ve been in a transitional period regarding my career, and I have been taking time to recharge and evolve. Working on my personal development.

Panel Two

Green lays out his vision.

Green: I feel a good sense of growth is coming from this, and I expect great things ahead.

Panel Three

Red and Blue have counterpoints that they express.

Red: You’ve been “recharging” for two weeks, you lazy asshole.

Blue: Sleeping all day doesn’t count as “personal development.”

Panel Four

Green storms off in a hurry.

Green: Oh, look. My social battery is drained.

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 23

We have a hanging planter outside that has now become a mourning dove nest, and Zelda has been glued to the window watching the fledglings. Cat tax attached. #cat

Princess Zelda Fitzgerald Davis, the cat, at the window.

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 19

Some more 'Thorn By My Side' concept work in today's sketchbook post: hpkomics.com/2026/06/2026... #drawing #art #cartoon #illustration #sketchbook #goblin #goth #punk

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 18

On today's #RGBots... fuck, man. We don't know anymore. www.rgbots.com/comic/the-gr... #comic #webcomic #robot #worldAffairs #society #cartoon

The Green Room: Editorializing Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 18th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

A black screen, with white text.

Caption: The Green Room: What is going on this week? Be ready for a blisteringly hot take from your host, Green.

Panel Two

Green is at his desk, his head buried in his clawed hands.

Panel Three

Green is still at his desk, his head still buried in his clawed hands.

Panel Four

Green extends his arms in frustration, shouting into the deaf ears of society.

Green: Someone fucking do something!

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 17

It's that time again. Went through the commission page, made some updates, and I'm very much up for work. Please check out my commission page, hpkomics.com/commissions, for more information and samples! #art #illustration #writng #editing #commission #forHire #amWriting #cartooning

Text transcription of image found at https://hpkomics.com/commissions/

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 10

The cover reveal for the upcoming Cosmic Dash novel, Cosmic Dash: The Swarm, is up on my latest sketchbook post. Check out the post to see it in full, learn about the design process, and get the first official synopsis. hpkomics.com/2026/06/2026... #art #illustration #sciFi #drawing #CosmicDash

Image depicts the lead character, Dash Kameku, overwhelmed by aliens. The image shows polished art as well as developmental sketches.

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 9

Today on #RGBots, Blue's leadership means that you have not only the right, but the duty, to punch an incel. BLUE 2028 campaign soon? www.rgbots.com/comic/leader... #comic #webcomic #robots #incels #cartoon

Leadership with Impact Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 9th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is approaching Blue, asking a question.

Red: What are you up to?

Blue: Well, I figured with the midterm elections coming up, now is the time to start planning my presidential bid.

Panel Two

Blue elaborates and asks Red for feedback.

Blue: I am currently grappling with a key piece of policy. Can I ask you to hear me out?

Red (OS): Okay.

Blue: Okay, so my proposal is this…

Panel Three

Blue explains the thinking behind a bold new social policy.

Blue: You are legally allowed to punch anyone who uses the term “Foid” in the mouth. Better, we hold a stadium event every year and televise incels being punched in the mouth, one at a time, by marines of my choosing.

Panel Four

Red mulls over the policy.

Red: It’s a pretty simple policy, but sounds effective.

Blue (OS); I want to deliver day one actions.

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 7

I'd love to throw some art of these goobers into the Fang & Bone updates if anyone is looking to draw something. It'd be nice to break up some of the text with illustrations. Plus, I'd start drawing new chapter images. #drawThis #meme #fantasy #werewolf #art

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 7

I'll continue to post more chapter summaries (as there are a ton to go), but for now, what do you think? Interested yet? Any questions? I have a lot more I can share. #amWriting #horror #fantasy #werewolf

Fang of Triseria core cast from left to right, Erryl, Corea, and Fang.

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 5

In today's #RGBots, Blue illustrates the power of "I" statements when engaging in peer feedback discussions. www.rgbots.com/comic/i-stat... #comic #cartoon #robots #webcomic

“I” Statements Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 4th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is relaying a story and wraps up his point. Blue responds.

Green: So yeah, he says I can’t borrow the car anymore and that sucks.

Blue: Okay, having heard you out…

Panel Two

Blue acknowledges Green’s views.

Blue: I see your perspective.

Panel Three

Blue talks about the validity of Green’s feelings.

Blue: I acknowledge your feelings on the issue. That does suck.

Panel Four

Blue continues using “I” statements.

Blue: But I still feel you are at fault, you sociopathic goblin.

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 2

Today's #RGBots is reminding you to let them know you really care about their mental health and finances. www.rgbots.com/comic/target... #comic #webcomic #robots #cartoon #therapy #poverty

Mandatory Comic Day Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 2nd, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is speaking to Red about something he saw earlier.

Green: I saw an ad about free therapy today and thought of you.

Panel Two

Green thinks about it.

Panel Three

Green asks another question.

Green: Did you want the information?

Panel Four

Green presses the issue.

Green: You broke-ass crazy-pants?

hpkomic@hpkomic· Jun 2

WE NEED PICTURES AND STORIES ABOUT ALIENS FOR OUR ZINE GO GO GO SUBMISSIONS CLOSE ON THE 28TH OF JUNE AT SUPERNATPOD.ROCKS/ZINES #zines #submissions #UFOs #aliens #art #writing

a crudely drawn zine ad for submissions leading to supernatpod.rocks/zines

hpkomic@hpkomic· May 31

“You eat when hungry. You eat when you have a moment to spare.” He gestured back to the corpse with a nod. “Tell us what you see, girl.” Fang & Bone returns, still free to read: hpkomics.com/2026/05/fang... #amWriting #horror #adventure #werewolf #undead #fiction #eBook