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hplovescats@hplovescats· 22d

A bunch of D&D dice sets, customized to each class.

A dice set of orange d6s labeled "Fireball"

TEXT: "What class are you playing?"
TEXT: "Fireball."

hplovescats@hplovescats· Jul 9

My favorite frame

hplovescats@hplovescats· Jul 8

What in tarnation

Website article grid with 5 articles about home gadgets and 1 about "4 Black Eggs Surfaced From the Deep Ocean"

hplovescats@hplovescats· Jul 3

nobody told me that the Empire State Daredevils were hot bluesky u have failed me

Picture 1: shirtless bald man and a woman in a cat ears beanie looking up at the camera
Picture 2: masked man and woman on top of a building flying a flag
TEXT: Major Update in Empire State Building Daredevil Case as NYPD Footage Reveals Moments Leading to Their Arrest

hplovescats@hplovescats· Jul 1

duality of cat

A post from Cait that was directly under this post, with a picture of Adonis captioned "would anyone be interested in seeing a little sweetie baby soft paws angel"

hplovescats@hplovescats· Jun 21

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

hplovescats@hplovescats· May 27

Wikipedia putting yo boy on blast

Jorge R. Gutierrez
Mexican animator, painter, writer, and director
jorgergutierrez.com
Jorge Ramirez Gutierrez, also known as Super Macho is a Mexican animator, writer, sellout, producer, director, and voice actor. He co-created the Nickelodeon animated series El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera with his wife Sandra Equihua, and co-wrote and directed the film The Book of Life and the television miniseries Maya and the Three Continued in Wikipedia

hplovescats@hplovescats· May 24

After a succession of near-failures, finally I remember the face of my father.

BBQ Chicken Pizza in a round shape cooked on parchment paper

hplovescats@hplovescats· Apr 30

Hank Henshaw fans rise up!

David Cross in Arrested Development standing, yelling, and pointing in a crowd.

TOP TEXT: There are dozens of us

BOTTOM TEXT: Dozens!

hplovescats@hplovescats· Apr 24

Do I dare live the dream?

hplovescats@hplovescats· Apr 17

RGjellyBeans

A clutch of three jellybeans on a wood veneer surface, one red, one green, and one blue.

hplovescats@hplovescats· Mar 11

Reminds me of the symbols from Destiny 2's Vow of the Disciple raid.

Grid of abstract symbols from Destiny 2's Vow of the Disciple raid

hplovescats@hplovescats· Mar 7

youraislopbores.me

A hand drawn interface for a messaging app
SPEAKER 1: you asked for an image
Draw the coolest fish please thank you
SPEAKER 2: "ai" responded
IMAGE: *drawing of the coolest fish*

hplovescats@hplovescats· Feb 20

Hell yeah 🍇😡🗯️

Zoom in on copy of Grapes of Wrath on the bookshelf

hplovescats@hplovescats· Feb 18

They all in da booty

hplovescats@hplovescats· Feb 12

Hey, it's MechaJubilee!

Mech with a purple helmet, yellow arms, and a black torso, evocative of Marvel's Jubilee

Marvel's Jubilee, wearing a yellow coat, a black shirt and pants, and purple wraparound shades

hplovescats@hplovescats· Feb 9

shot of a person's eyes and brow

TEXT: THEN PERISH

hplovescats@hplovescats· Feb 9

Found your problem

panel of a comic where a person grabs a stuffed animal but you can only see part of it, so it looks like they are handling a phallus

hplovescats@hplovescats· Feb 6

hplovescats@hplovescats· Feb 3

Basket of Raising Cane's chicken tenders meal.

Pizza Hut menu options, including pizza, breadsticks, and chicken wings.

Kentucky Fried Chicken meal with fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, biscuits, and cole slaw

hplovescats@hplovescats· Jan 16

"Love that Joker!"

Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Batman (1989) with a shopping cart full of products with Joker wrapping paper on them and flanked by cardboard cutouts of models who died from Smilex poisoning

hplovescats@hplovescats· Jan 14

My character from Dragon Age 1

Illustration of a smirky guy wearing a very tall hat

hplovescats@hplovescats· Jan 9

When she posts, this is where she's posting from

hplovescats@hplovescats· Dec 25

hplovescats@hplovescats· Dec 15

if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

A hand holding up a smiling mouth with lots of very white teeth over a blue background

hplovescats@hplovescats· Dec 12

I can only pray that if America can't get enough Lobomoa, James Gunn will fulfill his destiny and give us an adaptation of Lobo's Paramilitary Christmas Special, where the Easter Bunny puts out a hit on Santa and Lobo has a machete duel with the OG Big Red Cheese.

Cover of the Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special. Lobo stands with a great big hooked knife with blood on it, above Santa tonis on his belly prone in snow

The Easter Bunny, drunk, confides in Lobo
LOBO: Say yet piece or yer SUPPER, bugsy!
EB: I've got a job for you!
LOBO: So what else is new?
EB: Sshh! Very hush-hushsshh!
LOBO: Ain't they all?

hplovescats@hplovescats· Dec 9

"I make NO APOLOGIES whatsoever for getting annoyed at beach balls at shows," she wrote. "I joined a band because I HATED THE F–KING BEACH. I joined a band because I wanted to listen to Siouxsie and the Banshees and The Cure and be dark and beautiful."

hplovescats@hplovescats· Dec 9

absolutely not

Circuit Breaker

A tangle of spiraling track that takes riders through four inversions and two tunnels, this coaster will reach speeds of nearly 60 mph. And that’s not even the most exhilarating part. After climbing its initial hill, the cart stalls while the track disconnects and tilts forward to rejoin with a separate set of rails. Riders are held at a 90-degree angle to the ground for a moment before they plummet down the vertical drop. Circuit Breaker is Texas’ first tilt coaster and just the second in the U.S., but anyone nervous about testing the innovative engineering can rest assured that the company who designed it, Vekona, also built one of the first tilt coasters ever in Taiwan back in 2002.

hplovescats@hplovescats· Nov 24

It really pairs well with this little factoid, especially since they traveled to Thailand for sailing lessons and then couldn't afford the sailing lessons.

TEXT: indictment. Weisenburg allegedly traveled to Thailand to enroll in sailing school in preparation for the purchase of the sailboat and voyage to Haiti.

hplovescats@hplovescats· Nov 17

that would explain why I don't recognize them...they're from the shadowy half-world of Marvel UK! (although I swore Killpower was Thunderbolts member Atlas) (also also his shoulder guns are also his junk suspenders???)