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i wish i could kill god
I look so good in this new silk dress based on this Mondrian but alas I am late for work
dammit all my life I failed to understand you Diet Coke people and now I am one of you welcome me brethren
that stupid squirrel is now trying to break in through my kitchen window I don’t have time to deal with all this what is his problem
LMAO at this email from Lyft. SB 2906 grants drivers the right to unionize. It’ll affect 100,000 Illinoisans who are ride share drivers.
loml gave me this teacup and saucer 5 years ago and I got sick of using it as a tchotchke decoration and put a little friend in it
like. what is this shit. and this is just at my hairline; they’re everywhere. now I gotta dig out my mini flat iron and curl these over but not toooo over
Oh god dammit I was excited lol I have wanted libraries to do this for forever (but ofc understand that there are so many reasons they don’t lol) I was def fooled!
celebratory Thai iced latte with cardamom cold foam bc it took my dazzle dry nail polish 1 month to finally chip and frankly I outdid myself
this was the best breakfast I’ve had in a long time (whitefish pate on sourdough w pickles and some hard boiled eggs on the side bc more protein in the mornings✨)
Catching up but Gumennik’s costume was giving mad Sydney Carton at the moment of his execution vibes like this independent and neutral athlete is Dickensmaxxing