
The only alley I'm in this weekend

#fcf lazy edition because 2026

When one of the drummers doesn't show up and you use your suspenders to just throw their drum on top of yours for the pride parade.

Make sure to take breaks when gardening

#fcf featuring my tall tomatoes

#mcm ft that one centerfold

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· Jul 10 For whom the cock flops #fcf

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· Jun 21 Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· Jun 18 Well now I need to try out two

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· Jun 16 We're well past crotch high by the 4th of July for these tomatoes!

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· Jun 13 I had to crop out the wet floor sandwich board but everyone should remember to be safe in and not run, skip, mince, prance, or gavotte in the locker room

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· Jun 8 "Had I to choose between seeing a world in all its color or to be completely enveloped in a man's thick thighs, I'd choose the latter each time" -- Helen Keller, as interpreted by Anne Sullivan after she went hard on some laudanum

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· Jun 5 #fcf 6 weeks out from pride edition because Portland 🤷


Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· May 31 Some morning coffee or something not totally staged or anything


Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· May 23 Aww yeah, done with rehearsals for the day

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· May 22 Haven't done a #fcf in a hot minute, and it was hot last night because my buddy set the hotel room to 80° because WHYYYYY

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· May 21 Adjacent to hotel lighting, ft. PHL

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· May 10 I should probably be planting tomatoes

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· May 8 I finished reading Tropic of Cancer please celebrate with me

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· Apr 3 Standard Christian to gay pipeline

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· Mar 26 That made me think of this take I had on Greater Idaho merch

Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd· Mar 18 Freckles on top, fuzz on the bottom