No, there's no city in America we associate with being smart. Maybe we should work on that?

We hadn't been out at a public event (outside of a protest) in awhile until Market Days. Forgot how I like feeling my husband's hand on my shoulder, or holding onto my belt so he doesn't lose me in a crowd. 🥰

Fellow Short Guys (5'6", 167.6cm) be honest. In the kitchen or closet, do you always get a stepstool/ladder, or do you just climb the cabinet/shelf if you know it will hold you?🙋‍♂️ Bonus points if you figured out your jump to grab something off a shelf or put it back.

No meat: 3 days No alcohol: 20+ years No dick: 15 hours No weed: 7 hours

Tummy Tuesday!

New avatar photo to celebrate a new server.

The Odd Throuple He's really clean.👨‍⚕️ And he's really messy.🧑🏼‍🎤 And he's a singularity. ✨

"Remember that time Dad had AI put together that fake podcast about us, but it kept saying your name all weird and it got us confused, saying you were playing birthday football at my 16th anniversary? You thought we had stalkers and started crying?"

Surveys are so weird. They'll ask a nonsensical gut-based question like "which of these red boxes feels the most trustworthy?" then "why did you choose that one? Be specific." You asked a question that specifically avoids rational thinking, but you want an explanation anyway?

The CTA really needs a better strategy for a sick passenger on a train than bringing the entire system to a halt for 10 minutes.

So, there's correlation between being left-handed and queer, queer and neurodivergent, and also being neurodivergent and left-handed. Kinda makes sense, different brain does a bunch of things different. 😼

It was a hamstring day and I was feelin cheeky in the sunrise.

"Love Languages" are a scam by a Baptist preacher (in disguise) and there is no scientific validity to an of it. The entire point was to give plausible excuses to women over their lackluster husbands. medium.com/belover/the-...

The Pride gear isn't for you, it's for US. So we know we're not alone. So those who aren't ready to be seen can still see us.

in the 80s where I grew up, guys would say "woof woof" to an ugly person, or just call them a dog. So, I was in a '03 local gay chatroom and a private message pops up from a stranger, "Woof". I told him to leave me alone if he's just gonna be rude. He called me a psycho bitch and blocked me.🤣

Here I thought I was just a random weirdo, and yet the more I look at it, the more I find I definitely have some ADHD/Autism traits.

Do you know how many people I had to curb stomp just to design the August Wellness Center calendar??

Wait, they're carding people for farfalle?

On trans issues: Folks are forgetting the LGBs were the hot potato for decades. trans is not a harder hill than decriminalizing gay sex, ending DADT, and marriage equality. And the same feckless cowardly dipshits were saying the left should abandon LGBs back then, too. History repeats.

Got home and changed clothes to walk the dog. Nice little walk down the block and back. Wearing my "Best Husbear Ever" tank top...backwards. 🫠

🤣Those comments that are, "respectfully, I would fuck you in half." Picturing how you do that, "respectfully" 🤣

Learning both that 1. A bunch of people find you hot. 2. But they are evenly distributed throughout the planet.

So no, I needed the missing drawstring. The elastic was not enough to keep my shorts up with my phone and keys in the pockets. The neighbors didn't get a free show. They Cash Apped me right away. 😉

I don't consider blocking to be anything more than time management.

They are BOTH gender affirming care. So is Viagra, breast surgery (bigger or smaller), lip injections, the whole looksmaxxing thing... If it helps you look/feel your gender, it is gender affirming care.

Whoa😮🥵

We put in T-shaped drawer pulls in our kitchen, so this happens daily to both our short asses. 🤣

The dog was in my lap and my husband comes in like, "can I steal the dog? I need pup therapy cuddles" I said yes because I knew it would be adorable. 🐶

Here's a thought. If a permanent change in daylight savings gives your area an unpleasant 3am sunrise, to me that sounds like you need a new timezone. We don't change the clocks anymore, and you guys get yourself a 5am sunrise with your fancy new timezone.

Everyone seems to forget the kidnapping scare of the early 80s. My folks wouldn't let me leave the house without knowing all the details, so I didn't bother. I was fine reading/TV/video games....and of course what most teen boys do when they have lots of uninterrupted privacy. 💦