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Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊 (@hvrcrftfullofeels) · DIRTY

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊

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pronouns: she/her/prepositional Táim Aunt Aoife Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine. (People live in each other's shadows) earthling 🌍 seasoned Caoimhe anti-fascist concert enthusiast Gaeilgeoir ag foghlaim - leabhair Gaeilge liom

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Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· 29d

johnny cash, flipping the bird.

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Jul 11

what the fuck is up with this? why are you supporting this shit?

guardian article "six hout polygraphs, forced reassignment: inside homeland security's campaign of fear.

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Jul 5

Steven Demetriou, exec chair if Amentum Services, the sole contraftor for ICE camp East Montana, attended the wedding of Swift and Kelce

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Jul 3

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK you, polyassholes

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Jun 11

Obama, when asked about the philosopher Reinhold Niebuhr.
"I take away the compelling idea that there's serioux evil in the world, and hardship and pain. And we shoud be humble and modest in our belief we can eliminate those things. But we shouldn't use that as an excuse for cynicism and inaction. I take away . . . the sense we have to make these efforts knowing they are herd, and not swinging from naîve idealism to bitter realism."

the caption below reads "I just want to remind everyone that we once had presidents who talked like this and we still can again.
"

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Jun 10

no. it's not.

screen grab of Musk, inciting this shit.

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Jun 8

jfc, take this, it'll be faster:

a giant shovel

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· May 22

at a kid's party, when specifically asked to Just NOT.

Lucy from the Peanuts saying "Christ, what an asshole"

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· May 15

Lulu's mom's a friend of mine, please share widely and help if you're able. www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...

When kids in oncology clinic are admitted for chemo from clinic, they have to escort us through the back way from one building to another. When you reach the other building from the sky bridge, there's a long hallway. In that hallway is where they store all the crib beds for inpatient babies under a certain age. They just line them up along the wall. One day, we were being taken to be admitted and I mentioned to Lulu that it's kinda creepy to see a bunch of empty baby cribs standing there. She replied "I like it when there's a bunch of them there because that means there's not a lot of sick babies in the hospital right now." And that thought stopped me in my tracks. That's who she is though. The kindest, purest heart you'll ever meet. That's who you're helping with every dollar donated and every share. Please keep sharing. Thank you

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· May 5

a list of environmental impacts from Billie Eilish's most recent tour.
7.7 million planb based meals delivered, 5 million lbs of food rescued from landfill.
135k single use bottles avoided
36k pledges to eat one plant based meal daily for 30 days.
27 community food drives

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· May 4

The cover of Hozier's album Wasteland, Baby!
an underwater scene: the singer sits in an armchair next to a small round table with books on it. there's a mirror on the wall behind him and two books and several orange flowers float in the water around him.

an underwater scene that appears to be a flooded bedroom, with a bed on the left, a dresser and posters on the back wall, and a window and rattan vanity on the right wall. the singer stands right of center with her back to the window.

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Apr 12

Billie Eilish and Girl in Red at Coachella, in the one thing they wore onstage.

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Mar 19

jesus as The Colonel, with the letters JFC

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Mar 19

shameful AF.

afroman and an orange anus.

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Mar 18

Pepsi posts: What starts with a P and ends with epsi and we all love it?

the reply: Putting all billionaires into submarines that implode when they get to the bottom of the ocean, where pressures can read 16,000 or more psi.

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Mar 18

a small lesson in the Irish language, ft. Pedolf Shitler (trump)
unqualified - neamhcháilthe
arrogant - sotalach
narcissist - naircisíoch
dangerous - contúirteach
racist - ciníoch
idiot - amadán
bully - bulaí

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Mar 18

Roy Scheider in Jaws
text: we're going to need a smaller violin

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Mar 9

my dad had that. I have this now, one of my favorites from his collection:

The cover of the Cal Tjader album Soul Sauce: a picture of a tabasco sauce bottle in the foreground, with a plate of food and the arm of a man in a white shirt in the background.

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Mar 6

the cover of the book How the Irish Became White by Noel Ingatiev
shows a young man looking into a barn where two men are dancing while a third plays the fiddle.

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Mar 5

"Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (TX-30) has been actively involved in cryptocurrency regulation, proposing amendments to strengthen oversight on digital asset exchanges and dealer disclosures, specifically targeting the CFTC/SEC provisional registration framework. Despite receiving significant early campaign backing from crypto-affiliated PACs, her legislative actions have focused on increasing transparency"

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Mar 3

jesus doing jazz hands and an eye roll. caption" FFS, get raptured already

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Mar 3

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

four pictures, with the song title "whoa black betty" in the foreground.
1. bramble jam
2.rambutans
3. a woman named Pam Ballam
4. panda lamp

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Mar 2

I'm glad she's safe. but there's this:

"the 6 aircrew that ejected from their F-15s over Kuwait are NOT okay. They will have to be cleard by a flight surgeon to return to flying. This can take months. Even if they are asymptomatic now, they will likely suffer spinal issue for the rest of their lives. For what?!?"

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Mar 2

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle...

A movie poster for Miracle Mile
Anthony Edwards stands on a car in a tangle of wrecked cars filling an LA street, with a mushroom cloud in the background

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Feb 25

salt Fat Acid Heat cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful...

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Feb 23

Spacemom Carrie Fisher giving The Finger.

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Feb 23

tourette.org/resource/und...

How are Coprophenomena Manifested?
While obscenities and profanities may be common in everyday conversation in our culture, coprolalia is different from simply swearing or using bad language. Usually these vocal tics are not uttered within social or emotional contexts, and often are spoken or repeated compulsively in a louder tone or different cadence or pitch than normal conversational speech. Particularly embarrassing for some individuals with coprolalia are involuntary outbursts within social contexts, such as racial or ethnic slurs in the company of the very people who would be most offended by such remarks. A minority of people with coprolalia have this particular problem. It is crucial to understand that these words or complex phrases do not necessarily reflect the thoughts, beliefs or opinions of the person with coprolalia. Some phrases can be quite complex, often meaningless and even comical. One young man with TS has been known to shout, “Help me, my underwear is on fire!!” Some people with TS do not actually say the inappropriate words out loud, but may repeat them mentally. Although not socially apparent, these individuals find their subvocalized coprolalia distressing. The words are usually expressed in a person’s native language, but it is not uncommon for someone with TS to swear in a language he or she has learned.

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Feb 23

🙄

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Feb 23

Virginia Giuffre, just one of Trump's many victims

Hovercraft Full of Eels ❌👑 🖕🧊@hvrcrftfullofeels· Feb 22

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