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BOX OFFICE REPORT: ‘Young Washington’ Sees $20M Opening, Carried by Men 30+ Who Like to Masturbate in Empty Theaters www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/box-o...
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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: ‘Love Island USA’ Contestants Asked to Stop Using Lav Mic Necklaces as Ball Gags www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Poll: 2017-2024 was the Golden Era of ‘Comics Unleashed’ www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
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Dutch Angle Evolves Into Much More Annoying Boer Angle Guest scoop by @roxconn.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/dutch...
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It’s Michael week at the Time$ and just like Jacko, we won’t stop til we get enough! Every piece this week is Michael themed!
We've also got a new poll to accompany this week's Box Office Report.
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Adam Sandler Removes Rob Schneider from Emergency Contact List
New piece on the way, once the deepstate stops throttling my internet. Here's a hint for today's scoop to hold you over in the mean time.
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Tomorrow's scoop is yet again about Geese. For anyone who thinks we have a vendetta against the band, please know, that you are only partially right.