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j(ay)

@hydrop0nicw33d

CO born and raised.📍Denver. he/him. 28. entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. 🏳️‍⚧️🍉

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j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· 17d

***qt w a pretty pic of your penis***

My big, shiny, hard, and hairy penis being gripped at the base.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· 26d

A couple from the archive for this #fcf 🤭

Birds-eye view of my massively thick boner.

Laying in bed, firmly gripping my cock at the base as it shoots straight up out of my Calvin Klein briefs. A beautiful drop of precum rests on the tip, while my dick veins are bulging out.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· 29d

This is how I cool down after work btw

Cropped photo of my naked crotch. My junk is heavy; my balls are droopy while my semi-erect cock lies against my furry belly.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Jul 5

Good morning ❤️ #scs

Cropped nude of my semi; thigh tattoos are nicely on display again

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· May 30

Anyone else’s balls hanging suuuuper low today?

The heat has my low hangers on full display, including an erection for show.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· May 14

Good morning!

I couldn’t help but post a top down view of my hairy morning wood today.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· May 9

Pull my briefs to the side and get to work this morning.

I’m too lazy to take off my underwear this morning, so my morning wood is protruding from the side as I grip the base.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· May 1

Happy #FCF everyone 😋

A close up of my hard cock and rather droopy balls. I’m wearing a Buc-ees t-shirt and nothing else.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Apr 30

Well ladies, we got rejected from job no. 2

Inverted color meme stating “Girl who is NOT going to be okay”

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Apr 19

Anyway, here’s my Sunday semi!

You’re at eye-level with my cock and balls, which are making a sturdy 90 degree angle looking at it from the side.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Apr 11

May I give you a #tbt on a #fcf?

A slightly older nude picture. You can tell because my “Bad Boy” tattoo is missing from my right thigh. My cock is hard as you look down on my naked body from a bird’s eye view.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Mar 31

She was SO GOOD! The chemistry between her and her dancers was insaaane 😵‍💫😮‍💨

Live action shot of FKA Twigs performing in Denver.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Mar 25

Feeling big this morning.

Cropped to only see my tummy and morning wood stiffly poking out as I lift my shirt.

Same view sans tummy; my dick aches for touch.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Mar 21

Droopy morning balls for your consideration 😋

Ariel POV of my crotch; my cock and balls are quite plump.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Feb 21

In honor of my previous post 🤝 me fully clothed while still being silly.

Can you believe? It’s me (not naked)! My left arm is resting atop my head which is covered by a red “Amyl and the Sniffers” beanie. I am pursing my lips while staring into the camera. My hair is rather long (past my shoulders), and you can see some pins decorating my backpack straps in the frame as well.

Can you believe? It’s me (not naked)! I am now smiling ear to ear, while wearing a red “Amyl and the Sniffers” beanie. The hair? Past the shoulders, mama; that’s on growth!

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Feb 18

Our queen 🫡

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Feb 13

I swear, my junk hangs lower when I trim up a bit.

Soft cock, hanging freshly trimmed. The view is cropped from the belly button to the top of my thighs, with some tattoos peaking out.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Feb 11

Woke up stiff.

Morning wood being gently tugged on by my left hand.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Jan 13

Heavy this morning.

My morning cock looks plump and supple; my head is cropped out of the picture.

My morning cock looks plump and supple; my head is cropped out of the picture (pt. 2)

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Dec 26

Anyway, here’s my last #fcf of the year for you animals 🤪

Big fat penis

Slightly different angle of big fat penis

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Dec 2

Soft cock for your consideration

Sitting on the edge of the couch, letting my hairy cock and balls hang over in a soft and supple manner

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Nov 18

I fear this is the best my bulge has ever looked.

From my navel down to my knees; I am wearing a light blue thong that makes my soft cock look absolutely engorged. My bushy pubes are beautifully surrounding my package.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Nov 11

My morning wood is trying to escape!

Bulge nicely tucked into some crimson red briefs.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Nov 11

Happy Monday!

In the bathroom, fully nude, with everything but the tip of my dick showing. A striped, multi-color shower curtain is in the backdrop, with my hairy body in the foreground.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Oct 19

For science!

Gripping my morning wood at the base

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Aug 29

Well…it’s #FCF somewhere 🤷

A POV close-up of my bushy cock sitting in a hotel bed.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Aug 14

Anyone else dealing with ravenous morning wood today?

Aerial POV looking down to my raging hard hard trying to escape from my Calvin Klein briefs.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Aug 9

Feeling awfully bushy today..

I am standing in the bathroom mirror, and my t-shirt is landing just above my bush and base of my dick, as I am standing without any pants or underwear

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Jun 18

It’s all in the lighting I swear!

I am standing in the nude, leaning on the wall and propping myself up with my right arm. The photo is cropped just above my pubic area as I stare longingly into the camera.

Still standing naked, still cropped above my bush; now, I’m no longer leaning to the side, though I am now looking off to right as I ponder my morning.

j(ay)@hydrop0nicw33d· Jun 13

I lowkey have a master’s now…weird, yet cool 😎

A smiling lad as he’s dressed in graduation regalia after receiving his diploma for his master’s degree.