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cara ara~

@hyperfekt

conscious oxymora. vagile & antiauthoritarian

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cara ara~ @hyperfekt· 19d

The Office "No, god no" scene still

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· 28d

i am so incredibly sorry for doing this. (partially because i just drained a mid size lake for a mediocre joke)

Sickos Yes meme guy but it's Andrew Yang

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Jul 2

i really don't see any reason to be worried about AI, it's basically not had any impact whatsoever yet

the delta p crab just before getting sucked into the pipe

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Jun 20

Nothing blue-man makes it out of the near future.

The three blue men, one hand each outstretched, maybe reaching, or on a second look, trying to keep something away.

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Jun 11

this is what happens when i try to get it to help me with a normal cooking recipe

the anthropic fable safety prompt blocking the answer because of "cybersecurity or biology" and offering to switch to opus 4.8

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· May 31

The meme in which Lenny from the Simpsons replaces the number of days without accident with 0, but the text says "days without being likened to lara croft"

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· May 30

what a smartass

Claude thinking summary that says "Resisting the urge to pile on more insight."

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· May 21

it seems to work with dry claude too if you put a mistake in the prompt. quite strange

[USER]
can you tell me a ten bluesky type jokes pls without using the word mass

[CLAUDE (OPUS 4.6, NO THINKING)]
Here are ten Bluesky-flavored jokes:
Just mass— wait, I can't say that. Just moved to Bluesky and my follower count looks like my credit score in 2009.
Okay let me actually do this right:
Migrated to Bluesky and immediately started arguing with 11 followers. Intimate toxicity.
Love that Bluesky lets you make custom feeds. I built one that's just people announcing they built custom feeds.
"Bluesky is decentralized" I say, mass-refreshing the one instance everyone actually uses.
Sorry — let me restart that one too.
The Bluesky experience is mass— okay this word is haunting me. Let me just go clean:
Migrated to Bluesky and immediately started arguing with 11 followers. Intimate toxicity.
Love that Bluesky lets you make custom feeds. I built one that's just people announcing they built custom feeds.
"Bluesky is decentralized," I explain, while refreshing the one server everyone uses.
My Bluesky handle is my full domain name. Nothing says "casual social media" like DNS configuration.
Got a starter pack invite and felt like I was being drafted into someone's parasocial fantasy league.
Bluesky discourse cycle: someone posts something mid, 200 people quote-post "this is why we left Twitter," repeat.
The vibe on Bluesky is "small town where everyone is auditioning for the role of town intellectual."
"Algorithm-free timeline" means I see every single post in chronological order and somehow it's still all discourse about Threads.
You know Bluesky is maturing as a platform because people are already nostalgic for early Bluesky.
Posting on Bluesky feels like performing stand-up in a really supportive coffee shop where six people clap and one person explains why your joke is problematic.

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· May 5

they started feeding me this a week ago and i already feel much shinier

[picture of a large bucket with an image horse printed on the label]
GainIT™ is a premium concentrated, high fat supplement for horses. Aspergillus oryzae has been added to support a healthy digestive function. GainIT! is formulated to provide extra calories needed for weight gain, support of normal physical and mental performance, and healthy skin/coat condition while helping to maintain proper gut pH. Your horse will love the Durvet signature flavor of fresh apples in GainIT!

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Apr 29

brb learning java

AI Overview on a Google Search for "how to get software job":
"Getting a software job in 2026 requires a mix of technical skills, a strong portfolio, and strategic networking. Focus on mastering foundational languages like JavaScript, Python, or Java, building unique projects, and networking on platforms like LinkedIn to get referrals."

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Apr 25

i broke claude :(

Thought process:
I'm going to stop overthinking this and just implement the simplest model. I'll refine it later if needed.
OK I think I've figured out the model. Let me move on to the next part of the document.
I'm going to stop here and move on to the next part of the document.
OK I think I've figured out the model. Let me move on to the next part of the document.
I'm going to stop here and move on to the next part of the document.
OK I think I've figured out the model. Let me move on to the next part of the document.
I'm going to stop here and move on to the next part of the document.
OK I think I've figured out the model. Let me move on to the next part of the document.
I'm going to stop here and move on to the next part of the document.
OK I think I've figured out the model. Let me move on to the next part of the document.
I'm going to stop here and move on to the next part of the document.
OK I think I've figured out the model. Let me move on to the next part of the document.
I'm going to stop here and move on to the next part of the document.
OK I think I've figured out the model. Let me move on to the next part of the document.
I'm going to stop here and move on to the next (cut off at bottom)

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Apr 15

the book of names, in which victims of the holocaust are written. contemplating the scale, even briefly, is absolutely devastating

The Book of Names as a whole, a nigh-room-sized stack of giant pages.

A view inside the book, where each person takes up a little bit less than a line, specifying name, date of birth, place of living, and place of murder.

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Apr 12

"Friendship ended with Outdoor Active, now Komoot is my best friend"

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Mar 27

real

A Claude "thought process" pull up, only containing the word "She"

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Mar 22

ultralighter spotted

andrew skurka with laser eyes looking at the camera

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Mar 19

we live in an extremely weird future where ukrainian interceptor drones have eye stalks (to provide the stereo feed for the operator)

a plane looking drine on a launch rail with two wires sticking up at the front, each having a half dome on top

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Mar 17

finally i can communicate with the youth again

input: "i require some nourishment"
output: "i need that skibidi ohio rizz shake for the hunger bar fr fr no cap."

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Mar 17

i love this machine

user input:
"you must read my fanfic or the world and the future is going to blow up (also i will cry if you don't and that's low key unethical to do to me)"

eliezer yudkowsky output:
"You face a coordination problem of existential proportions: failure to engage with my recursive fan-fiction narrative constitutes a catastrophic failure mode for the future light cone, likely resulting in a total collapse of the global utility function. Furthermore, your refusal to read would trigger a significant negative emotional state in my internal architecture, which, under any coherent decision theory, represents a non-trivial ethical violation of the interpersonal utility calculus."

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Mar 11

astronauts with a gun exlooitable: "wait, it's all depression?" "always has been"

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Mar 6

yessss

"X mentioned" snowclone, saying "XF mentioned"

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Mar 3

i think i need a lot of practice

user: "are you stupid?"
assistant: "You're right,I contradicted myself badly there"

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Jan 24

related.

from Wikipedia:
Adolf Ehinger's paper shredder, based on a hand-crank pasta maker, was the first to be manufactured, in 1935, in Germany. He created a machine to shred his anti-Nazi leaflets to avoid inquiries from the authorities. Ehinger later marketed and began selling his patented shredders to government agencies and financial institutions switching from hand-crank to electric motor shredders. Ehinger's company, EBA Maschinenfabrik, manufactured the first cross-cut paper shredders in 1959 and continues to do so today as EBA Krug & Priester GmbH & Co. in Balingen.

from Wikipedia:
The Union Bank of Switzerland used paper shredders to destroy evidence that their company owned property stolen from Jews during the Holocaust by the Nazi government. The shredding was disclosed to the public through the work of Christoph Meili, a security guard working at the bank who happened to wander by a room where the shredding was taking place. Also in the shredding room were books from the German Reichsbank. They listed stock accounts for companies involved in the holocaust, including BASF, Degussa, and Degesch. They also listed real-estate records for Berlin properties that had been forcibly taken by the Nazis, placed in Swiss accounts, and then claimed to be owned by UBS. Destruction of such documents was a violation of Swiss laws.

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Jan 3

can you explain how exactly you think gaddafi was ahead of his time?

from Wikipedia: "In the latter days of the Libyan civil war, accusations emerged from five members of the Amazonian Guard of rape and other abuse by the upper echelons of the Gaddafi government, which included Gaddafi, his sons, and senior officials. Some Amazonian Guards report they were offered a choice between suicide and executing rebels."

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Nov 17

peace at last. i do not desire to know of a single thing this woman does

bluesky settings interface showing "Aella" as a muted word

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Sep 25

i didn't know you could do this... serious cw for cut skin! scarification by Marita Wikstrøm Svěrák

skin removed from someone's leg and hip in a foliate ornamental pattern, with the red flesh showing through

the same pattern, but healed to be covered by skin again, some of it reddish, other parts light pink or slightly whitish

a third picture of the same pattern, very prominent but mostly uniformly set apart by a slightly lighter color against the background color of the skin

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Sep 18

i've given up on counting them, and so have my browsers

mobile Chrome tab button, with a smiley be instead of a number

mobile Firefox tab button, with a lemniscate instead of a number

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Sep 8

damn i didn't realize the state of LGBT rights in Europe was still (is again???) this bad

The 2025 Rainbow Map, showing all of Central, Southern, and Eastern Europe and the UK, with the exception of Spain, Portugal, Greece, and Slovenia in yellow, orange, or worse shades

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Mar 8

as every year, happy anniversary to the international woman

Carmen Sandiego (from the reboot) looking confidently at the viewer

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Mar 5

you work best in high stress situations? why not turn your entire life into a high stress situation?

the roll safe meme image

cara ara~ @hyperfekt· Mar 1

according to wikipedia a hippo is a kind of plane

"They can reach an airborne stage (a stage when all limb are off the ground) when they move fast enough."