Matt L

@hypnohustler

Minneapolis. Comics. Cats. Action Figures. Weird bad movies. Weird good movies. Wrestling maybe? I dunno.

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Matt L@hypnohustler· 23d

Art of Marvel Comics’ Arnim Zola, a man in an orange and lavender costume with a camera sort of item in place of his head and a large face on his torso. The face has been replaced with an image of Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks, his skin the color of the inside of a rare steak.

Matt L@hypnohustler· 23d

Big!

A photo of two action figures showing their relative scale.

Matt L@hypnohustler· 27d

For my money though,

Art of the Soft Master from GI Joe. He’s an older Japanese man with balding hair in an orange gi

A photo of Larry Hama sitting at a table.

Matt L@hypnohustler· 28d

That’s unseated this Meredith Brooks song.

Matt L@hypnohustler· 28d

If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai.

The cover of Marvel’s Team America 10. The title characters ride toward the viewer on their motorcycles, clad in their red white and blue uniforms. The head of their combined form, The Marauder looms in the background.

Matt L@hypnohustler· 28d

If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai.

The cover of Marvel GI Joe 135 starring Snake Eyes and Ninja Force, Snake Eyes leaps at the viewer brandishing swords and in the background, the other Ninja Force members, Scarlett, Nunchuck, Storm Shadow, Dojo and T’jbang strike martial arts poses

Matt L@hypnohustler· 28d

You can really just feel the wonder and joy that playing with these toys is bringing to this kid.

A promotional photo of a kid playing with some Star Wars toys. His expression is one of disinterest at best.

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jul 11

Raising Cane’s boldly combining slop art and slop spokescorpses.

Graphic from a Raising Cane’s menu board of an AI generated sort of image of famous dead asshole Chuck Norris kicking towards the viewer holding a chicken finger in his right fist wearing an “NCFD” belt buckle for national chicken finger day. A badge in the lower left assures us that this is “Chuck Norris Approved”

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jul 4

Fingers crossed everyone!

A panel from Doom Patrol 112. A man with brown hair in red pajamas climbs from his bed and walks towards an open window, his arms extended. The caption reads: “A MOMENT LATER, IN THE PRESIDENT’S BEDROOM . . . “ and the man’s dialogue balloon reads “DIE! DIE! THE NIGHT REACHES OUT FOD ME AND I MUST - - DIE!”

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jul 4

The Marge Simpson meme where she’s in a weird low wide legged stance with her arms extended at the sides

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jul 4

I wasn’t expecting to find an example of the “Frieren Meme” in a nearly 80 year old comic, but www.misterkitty.net/extras/stupi... has the goods!

3 panels from the 1947 EC Comics Animal Fables issue 5. They depict a villainous cartoon red ant in a crown and cape hearing news that someone is threatening his reign. He’s depicted as a fairly standard rounded cartoon character except for the final panel in which he is shown from below and suddenly has a very distinct jawline/chin.

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jul 3

This box copy is totally accurate but still seems wrong somehow.

A box in a thrift store display case. The box shows has a photo of a green field and beautiful blue sky with a photo of a squat, stylized soldier in green camouflage uniform with a mustache, holding a rifle in his right hand. There is a clock in the figures belly. The copy on the box reads “SOLDIER SHAPE ALARM CLOCK”

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jul 1

The timeline, she speaks.

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 27

Oh, wonderful. toynewsi.com/519-64455

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 25

A photo of wrestler Shawn Michaels from the mid 90s. He has round reflective lensed sunglasses and a gold vest and is posing with his hands in his hair.

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 24

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

A sequence of 4 images from the Lupin the Third cartoon. In the first, a brunette woman looks down, the subtitle reads: Two Thousand years ago, on the night the shooting star pierced the sky . . . Image 2 shows a stable “ . . . In a humble stall at the edge of the Jewish town of Bethlehem . . . The Image 3 shows the biblical Mary holding two children in her lap “ . . . My mother Mary gave birth to a twin brother and sister. Jesus Christ and Camila.” The final image shows a blonde haired infant, eyes closed, two small fangs visible in her mouth “I was a fanged vampire from birth.”

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 20

It’s Juneteenth. Post your favorite black fictional character. Gotta be Amanda. Ostrander and Rucka written though.

Full page art of Amanda Waller from the Suicide Squad comics from DC. She’s a stocky black woman in a purple suit, throwing a key ring in the air. Behind her are Suicide Squad members Captain Boomerang, Deadshot, and Bronze Tiger

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 18

I had to, head into the quoted post for the origin of this.

The GTAV load screen for Trevor with the awful House of Glory AI “sweetened” image of Eddie Kingston’s head superimposed.

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 18

Pro Wrestling is art.

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 17

I didn’t want to put you on blast, but when you’re right, you’re right. I guess as much as I like some aspects of Resolute, overall it left me cold. And while I love Renegades, it wasn’t because of the Duke design. This Duke is pretty much just a non-awful version of the 50th figure.

A photo of GI Joe 50th Anniversary Duke. He wears a baggy yellow shirt, green military armor and green baggy pants.

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 14

Yeah. That’s a Larry book.

Panels from issue three of Nth Man.

Dialogue reads:

Sasha: THAT WAS AN AMERICAN
OFFICER YOU SHOT... ... ISNT HE ON YOUR
SIDE?

Nth Man: NOBODY'S ON YOUR SIDE BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF THE SUIT HE HAPPENS TO BE WEARING, SASHA... AND IF BELONGING TO A “SIDE" MEANS DOING WRONG STUFF SIMPLY BECAUSE EVERY ONE ELSE IS... COUNT ME OUT.

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 14

Finally picked up a run of Nth Man, overdue given my love of Hama. Let’s see what’s in store!

A stack of Nth Man, The Ultimate Ninja comic books.

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 12

Digging on these turtles in the pond at work just vibing in the sun.

Two turtles on a rock next to a pond, their legs and feet spread in the air.

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 5

!!! Fucking seriously? The *most* charitable interpretation is that people might claim, jokingly or otherwise that Vince’s attempts to get out of sex trafficking and fraud charges constitute his “creative peak”.

Detail of a collage of Vince McMahon pictures showing his current appearance with the text “Current Vince” on it.

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 3

Dare I hope for a Dr. X? Dare I? I literally just bought some fodder to make this guy, but I guess I can pivot to the rest of his team. . .

A render of a GI Joe Classified version of Action Man. He’s a black haired white guy in a blue t shirt and black combat pants and boots.

Matt L@hypnohustler· Jun 2

I’m definitely gonna have to see what boots might work without modding anything. I don’t mind the gloves really, none of his ARAH figures had em, but he was definitely shown that way.

The cover of GI Joe 23 by Michael Golden. Cobra Commander, front and center, in handcuffs is flanked by Clutch and Roadblock.

Matt L@hypnohustler· May 29

The Band That Played California Lady has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

A still from the film “Track of the Moon Beast” of Frank Larabee and band performing the song California Lady. Made famous? Having been riffed on Mystery Science Theater 3000

Matt L@hypnohustler· May 27

Iron Hat Ferris is a real deep cut for a Batman porn parody.

Splash page from the debut of Iron Hat Ferris, a man in a purple suit and a bat-like metal mask that conceals his face.

Matt L@hypnohustler· May 26

I guess it’s Dracula day?

The cover of Marvel Comic’s Tomb of Dracula #1, but Dracula and his victim have been replaced with action figures. Dracula holds a blonde woman in his arms and stands menacingly in a foggy forest with a castle in the background

Matt L@hypnohustler· May 24

I’m sure it’s just it being a cheaper option, but it’s interesting to me that Ditko went with a similar option for his self published stuff.