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jag

@i-am-j

Staff Software Engineer @ Hungryroot (Platform engineering / Python / Django) Co-founder @ SeekHealing Autistic/ADHD; ENM; one of (((them))) Asheville, NC

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jag@i-am-j· 27d

A whole lot of new accounts with AI generated profile pics and names not matching their handles have followed me in the last 24hrs. We have a new mass bad actor getting around the T&S controls, it seems. cc: @rahaeli.bsky.social you might be interested

A screenshot of some of the followers who look like bots from the same bad actor

jag@i-am-j· 28d

It me.

A 3.5" floppy drive with a printed label that reads: Works but makes Sad Noises.

jag@i-am-j· 28d

A tweet:

Shelf

@shelfcomedy

me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles

god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

jag@i-am-j· Jul 12

A The Good Place meme where Michael is reading this tweet:

such nerve!

@suchnerve

autistic people will see a "honk if you like pizza" bumper sticker and think it means "if i like pizza, i should honk"

And Jason replies:

- Yeah, dawg.

jag@i-am-j· Jul 11

Political power in medieval Germany was always split between, on the one hand, the few major families whose power could rival or at least threaten the Holy Roman Emperor, and on the other hand, a collection of independent towns and smallholders. The balance of power was, one could say, between five guys, burghers, and freis.

#history

#wordplay

#puns

jag@i-am-j· Jul 9

This analyst concluded by giving SPCX a "buy" rating.

Funding risk: We forecast no FCF-positive year before 2035 and
average external capital needs of roughly $84bn per year from 2027 to 2034. If debt markets cannot absorb this financing need, SpaceX may need to issue equity, reduce growth investment, or slow deployment.

jag@i-am-j· Jul 8

I'm boycotting it because it took me way too long to realize this movie isn't named "Ths Thdpssssps"

The movie poster for The Odyssey where they wrote the title as θDΨSSΣΨ

jag@i-am-j· Jul 1

I think Mr. Mystal worded it well. bsky.app/profile/elie...

Democrats, meanwhile, are likely to treat this bare win in Barbara just like they treated Roe: as a settled victory that requires no more legislation or defense. They are likely to throw Barbara back in the face of court reformers-as if a 5-4 ruling that the 14th Amendment means what it says is some kind of enduring victory-and media pundits are likely to use Barbara as an example of the court "standing up to Trump," even though the dissents literally told Trump what to do next to accomplish his unconstitutional goals.

We can already see this playing out. Earlier today, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer was claiming victory, declaring in a statement: "No matter how much President Trump tries to steal citizenship from people... the Supreme Court confirmed today that those born in America are American." My brother, read the dissents please. They don't say "no matter how much Trump tries," they say "Trump should try again."

Republicans will use Barbara as a rallying cry, Democrats will use it as an excuse to do nothing.

jag@i-am-j· Jun 29

A Tumblr thread:

gayarsonist

but if i don't hyperfixate i'll get depressed and die

angelwormwood

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

princecharmingtobe

*desperately digs through old hyperfixations* there must be SOMETHING

aniseandspearmint

*frantically picks up random new things and shakes them* awww c'mon, TRIGGER THE HAPPY CHEMICALS *shake shake shake*

jag@i-am-j· Jun 29

A Tumblr thread:

bigbardafree

being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god please

jadelyn

I feel like neurotypical ppl tend to underestimate MI ppls level of self-awareness abt our disorders. Like, believe you me, I am well aware that my brain is a rampant shitshow. That doesn't mean I can make it stop doing shit though.

oldsouldier

A picture of John Mulaney performing stand-up with the quote in the subtitle:

I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing

jag@i-am-j· Jun 29

Asheville. Not super high though like 2100ft.

10 day forecast for Asheville showing highs in the upper 80s with decent chances for rain every day.

jag@i-am-j· Jun 29

Mason @real Mason Mohon 1h

You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don't understand marriage

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Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites. 1h

The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting.

Mason @real Mason Mohon.23m

Apologies for misunderstanding. As I'm sure you know, many others use it to represent something else

Ephraim Stone

@TEStoneWrites

I also suck dick

11:18 PM

2/9/24 from Earth

jag@i-am-j· Jun 28

Dril's "I'm not mad" tweet.

jag@i-am-j· Jun 28

A tweet:

youngmi mayer @ymmayer.

hello one person i started having a conversation with at a party where i don't know anyone! here's some extremely private information about me and my mental illness

jag@i-am-j· Jun 28

Geordi LaForge meme:

Not having it: Neurodivergent and curvy

There ya go: "Autisthicc"

jag@i-am-j· Jun 25

We need more signs informing us of crocodile-free zones.

A sign posted by a body of water that reads without punctuation: "Crocodiles do not swim here"

jag@i-am-j· Jun 25

Caption:
"Literally anyone: Hey can I ask you something?
Me:"

The picture is of a hissing possum labeled -noises of panic-

jag@i-am-j· Jun 24

A screenshot of a skeet:

Viktor Winetrout

@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social

*throwing pebbles at my therapist's window at 3am*

WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES

jag@i-am-j· Jun 24

Caption: My brain two seconds after I lock a door

A screen capture from a YouTube video entitled "Did the Past Really Happen?"

jag@i-am-j· Jun 23

"Hello," said the night watchman.

"How did you get up here?"

"Fuck the police," Corduroy whispered.

jag@i-am-j· Jun 22

A meme with those yipping alien Muppets staring at a telephone

Caption reads: When someone calls my phone instead of just texting like a normal person

The aliens are saying:

nope nope nope nope

jag@i-am-j· Jun 21

A tweet.

Casey Zinkievich

@C_Zinkiev

Went on a date with a guy I really like. I dressed nice, did my hair, gave him an extensive 30 minute lecture on coelacanths, yet I the only haven't heard from him thing I can think of is perhaps I did not provide enough information on coelacanths?? Fish people pls advise

jag@i-am-j· Jun 21

Caption: ADHD/ASD masking

Picture is of a black Labrador with a shuttlecock in its mouth hanging out with a flock of American coots.

jag@i-am-j· Jun 21

A tweet that reads:

[first day in hell]

hostess: welcome to hell. please take a seat

waiter: *pouring wine* your steak will be out shortly, sir

me: wow this isn't so bad

group of waiters approaching in

distance: happpppy bir-

jag@i-am-j· Jun 21

I mean... they're _technically_ correct about "door to door."

A tweet from Tesla saying "FSD Supervised is the only system that enabled your own car to drive you from door to door."

A tweet from ABC News about a Tesla in FSD mode that drove through a house's front door.

jag@i-am-j· Jun 21

A message thread. The original post reads:

Someone with more autism know what this is called?

In the post there's a picture of a large truck pulling some heavy machinery.

A reply to the post reads:

1, fuck u

A second reply from the same person reads:

2, looks like an R-Tech palet inloader on a Liebherr LTM 1750-9

jag@i-am-j· Jun 21

eHow style article showing a person wiping a floor by hand

EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS >> MANAGING NEGATIVE FEELINGS

How to Deal with an Existential Crisis

1 Create the illusion of purpose through work. You're not gonna escape the dread but you can be too exhausted to think about it

jag@i-am-j· Jun 21

Comic with caption: when you don't know what you're feeling but you're feeling something

Frame one is a blobby being laying awake in bed
Frame two is the blobby being on its laptop
Frame three is the blobby being sitting in a corner and staring into space
Frame four is the blobby being idly making food

८

jag@i-am-j· Jun 20

largelythetruth

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Pattern recognition has to be my least favorite part of neurodivergence. "Oh, I see where this is going. Surely everyone else sees this too? Oh. Okay. Can't wait to sit here in silent horror while that car crash slowly happens."

jag@i-am-j· Jun 20

A meme showing Kevin from the Office captioned: When my anxiety wants me to be constantly scared but my depression wants me to be too tired to care.

Kevin: "Come on guys, don't fight over me."

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