Obsidian licks rocks (@i-lick) · DIRTY

Obsidian licks rocks

@i-lick

He/they, twenties, neurodivergent. I like writing, music, rats, fandom (especially Love Live & Persona), geology, Orna, etc. I post lots of stream-of-consciousness nonsense! Intolerance not tolerated. (header image by DeathChaos on YT)

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Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· 26d

Nothing quite like warm berries straight off the bush 🤤

A photograph of a hand full of 8 blueberries. Greenery, including a small bush covered in sheer white nylon mesh, is visible in a garden patch in the background.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jul 2

Lmaooo RIP semantic clarity

A screenshot from the top of a Wikipedia page that reads, "For other uses, see List of minerals named Tasmanite."
The phrase "List of minerals named Tasmanite" is blue, linking to another page.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 30

Very tasty reward for my hours mowing in the heat

A canned drink. The can is bright blue and the text on it is mostly white. It reads:
"The Finnish
LONG DRINK
Legend of 1952
TRADITIONAL CITRUS
5.5% ALC/VOL
GIN WITH NATURAL GRAPEFRUIT AND JUNIPER BERRY FLAVORS & CARBONATION"

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 29

UGH it's SO satisfying to dismiss this alarm on my days off. (I set it for every day Just In Case because my schedule used to be really erratic so I may or may not have worked any given day of the week. Even though my schedule is consistent now I just never changed the alarm lol)

A popup notification of an alarm called "get ready for work" for 1:35 PM.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 28

Yoikes! That's a lot of material ough it'll take a hot second to get all that

Screenshot from the mobile game Orna that shows the Masterforge upgrade screen. It will take 591 Broken Statue pieces to masterforge the Ornate Arisen Stone Dagger.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 27

They're here

Three rectangular bumper stickers.
The first sticker has an image of the globe with the supercontinent Pangea on it and says "PUT PANGEA BACK TOGETHER!"
The second sticker has a photo of several copper cables and says "I EAT COPPER CABLES OUT OF DATA CENTERS". Along the bottom it says "NATURE'S LICORICE TM · GOD'S TWIZZLERS".
The third sticker says "BIRDS AREN'T REAL" and has two birds on it, both with a big red "cancel" symbol and a short slogan on them. The one on the left is a bluebird with the text "GOVERNMENT SPY", and the one on the right is a seagull with the text "DO YOUR RESEARCH".

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 24

Aaaand this is why.

Screenshot of the equipment upgrade screen in the mobile game Orna. Two weapons are being upgraded. Both are being upgraded to level 9, but the upgrade times are drastically different. The one on the left, a high-level pair of daggers called the Ornate Arisen Stone Dagger, will take 48 hours to upgrade. The one on the left, a very low-level bow called the Greatbow, will only take one hour to upgrade.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 24

Galar: masterforge something Me: okay The equipment to be masterforged:

Screenshot of a weapon description in the mobile game Orna. The weapon, a bow, is simply called "greatbow." The description reads, "large bow often carried by rangers of the wood." It is a very basic low-level weapon and is essentially useless at my level, even when fully upgraded and masterforged. However, it will be very cheap to masterforge, which is why I'm using it to complete this story quest.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 21

Just been repeatedly upgrading these, gonna demonforge them when they get to lv10. I just want a weapon that actually matches my class. #Orna

A screenshot of a weapon currently being upgraded in the mobile game Orna. The weapon is called "Ornate Arisen Stone Dagger," and the description reads "A dagger, once a fixture upon a noble statue. It has a small chance of petrifying an opponent."

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 17

A meme depicting a PayPal transaction that says "from: DEADNAME to: DEADNAME". There are two yellow emoji faces with closed eyes drawn on in black. Between them is a drawing of two arms, with one passing a dollar bill to the other one.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 16

GRAHHH HERE THEY ARE IN ALL THEIR SMOOTH ROUND GLORY

A collection of rocks that have been largely smoothed and rounded by ocean waves

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 15

I gotta change the DVD...... But it would mean disturbing him...... Choices 😫

A black cat sleeping on my lap.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 7

WAIT WHAT WHY DID IT SHRINK

A screenshot from the mobile game Orna. Three large monsters are scattered across the screen. In front of them is the same large tower as in the picture in the quoted post, except the top floors of the tower are gone!

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 7

I had this stuck in my head all through my shift and I kept singing it under my breath and one of my coworkers looked at me like are you okay??

Twitter user @YourDarlingSon posted "I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake". Then they quote tweeted it and said "Sing this to the tune of "Old MacDonald"".

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 7

H u h since when was there a tower of olympia RIGHT next to my origin town

A screenshot from the mobile game Orna. A tightly packed cluster of buildings is partially obscured by a single large tower.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 7

TIER 9 IN SIGHT, ONE MORE LEVEL

The level-up screen of the mobile game Orna. It says "you have reached level 199" and lists the upgraded player stats.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 5

...however, as a result of leveling, I now have 1.3 billion exp to go until the next level. A little at a time. Patience, Obsidian, patience.

1,355,047,729

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Jun 1

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish the most recent cat picture on your phone.

Photograph of a black cat curled up on my chest as I lie in bed.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· May 17

Here's one of them for now

Photograph of a round, smooth, speckled light-grey rock.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· May 16

Oh I totally forgor it's Raturday. Happy Raturday! Here's an old Macaroni pic.

A mottled grey rat peeking out of the sleeve of my sweatshirt.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· May 13

HE SPEAKS

A black cat meowing loudly at the camera. His mouth is wide open, showing a pink tongue and white teeth, and his green-yellow eyes are squinted.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· May 13

FRUIT STICKER HEAD

A black cat staring wide-eyed up at the camera with a partially rolled-up fruit sticker stuck to the top of his head

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· May 10

11 hour shift

Screenshot from my work clock management app showing that on Saturday May 9th I was clocked in for 10.93 hours

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· May 5

THE STRAWBERRY STAND IS OPEN FOR THE SEASON!!

A photo of a jar of strawberry preserves and a white bucket of strawberries on the hood of a car

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· May 3

Snacking like a 10-year-old

A plate with a sliced apple and two Tillamook cheese squares

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Apr 30

F&B department director had a minor crashout about the espresso machine

A printed piece of paper taped to an espresso machine. The paper says, "TEAM, we have now lost our 3rd espresso basket. Don't dump the spent espresso in the trash as we keep on dumping/losing the basket. 86 espressos and my will to live in a fueled/jacked up environment"

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Apr 26

My YouTube watch history rn

A long screenshot of my YouTube watch history. It shows 10 videos, 9 of which are lawn-related.

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Apr 22

He's such a bizarre little lad I'm so fond of him

A sleepy black cat getting head scritches

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Apr 9

THE LEVEL OF COPING HERE IS ASTOUNDING

a screenshot of text that reads "lawn mowing provides an education opportunity to teach children a hard work ethic and financial responsibility"

Obsidian licks rocks@i-lick· Apr 9

hahahahahahahaha

a screenshot of text that reads "crime is associated with unmown lawns"