The pic don't do it justice. The pic don't convey the absolute peace, with only the sound of the lapping waves breaking the silence. Tonight's spot for a stogie ain't a bad one.

Good to see the fake celebs are paying attention to my posts. My fake Sandra Bullock now comes with a pic.

I'm in Lancaster. Is a very pretty city, I like it here.

Hot on the heels of yesterday's Reece Witherspoon, I have now picked up a Sandra Bullock. Disappoint there is no pic. The quality of my moody celebs is decreasing.

Yay, BS is showing shades of old Twitter. I've picked up my first moody star.

We have a new ornament.

Can't never have too many cat photos. Here's my old boy, Hamish. Used to be a street cat and is as rough as old eggs. He's gorgeous.

Aww, but they are so cute. I'm a sucker for wildlife. I feed them all, really. I do feel guilty when our resident killer gets them. This is Michael Corleone.

Yup, we got them too in North.

Spent the day flatpacking to build this for youngest daughter. I stress that it was flatpack cause back in Twitter days I posted garden furniture flat pack that I built. Tweet went viral with people thinking I made it from scratch. Didn't notice it going viral. Too late to clarify.

Hamish surrenders to the heat.

Have you seen the news?

Yay, I picked up a reader. The first I've had in months. It's prett miraculous as I have completely given up on marketing. Thank you whoever you are.

Yup, I love the Hebridean islands.

All is forgiven. This is the actual Hebrides. It's stunning there.

Right, enough of all that Canadian nonsense (bad luck, but you gave it a good go). Now on with the main event. Come on you Jocks.

You need to come pay us a visit. I recommend the Highlands and Islands.

There's a story behind that. They (Glaswegians) papped one on a statue in George Sq outside City Hall. The council removed it. Next day it was back up. This went on for weeks. The council gave up.

Well, I'll be hornswoggled and dipped in pig-shit. Scotland are top of group C in the World Cup. Well done lads.

Never mind all that nonsense. Scotland are just about to kick off. Get on board, Mayor Mamdani.

I'm ready for tonight. Come on Scotland.

My boys enjoying the sun finally arriving.

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. #CaslteStalker Share yours.

I love the Hebrides.

Morning Mika. Have yourself a good day sir.

Good to see you again. Glencoe is very much my happy place.

Thon's a big book.

Usual stuff from me, life is good, work is shit. Am not long back from Malta, which was beautiful.

Parade was brilliant. We were on Petherton. Was good for our kids.

It is mind blowing just how well supported The Arsenal are. I'm a Scot living in Islington, and over the years, have become an Arsenal fan. The parade was amazing.