Just a sleepy #FCF 🫣🥵🫦

Hump Day anyone? 🫦🍑

I forget about this app lately 🥺🥹 I try not to but I just make my lil takes & observations then dip across platforms lately but I’m still here 🫣✨

Night night 💤

First day back at work and I’d much rather still be on a mountain lake. 😌

Just a lil’ cake lake side. 🚤✨🌊🍑

Mama girl broke her leg yesterday so she is staying with the vet while we go out of town, had to stop in and reassure her we would be back home for her in a few days 😭🥹🐶 (and yes she’s still on her diet cause girl is CHONKY).

We outside 🇺🇸✨

‘Murica 🇺🇸 you may be a fuckin’ mess at times but you are still such a beautiful experiment that I refuse to give up on✨and yes, I’m tipsy.

A lil something for all those f*t c*cks 🤭

Anyway, here’s some ass.

Mondays, am I right?

The GC going off way too early this morning 💀💀💀😂😂😂

NOLA was a time ⚜️🪊🔮🧿🪦

Got some new glasses 🤓

The way he’s leaning into this is beautiful and yes I bought one. 🤭

Okay 🫣 enough cause I could be on one today about the multitudes of fuckery going on, anyway, we are overdue for a #FCF post so let’s lighten the mood a bit with a double feature 🤭

I mean, gotta love a fiction come extremely close to life moment. 😅🫥 every single day this scene becomes more and more in our faces.

We be dyin’ lately 😮‍💨🥵 waist, I need ya to get it together 🤪

Kangaroo Cuddles 🦘🥰

Made a lil jokey joke about the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak & how we have covid PTSD with the current admin and people 1) couldn’t see the joke and took it way too seriously. 2) starting trying to educate me on how it’s not the same and nothing to worry about. WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE SO SERIOUS.

ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE THE FUCK DOWNNNNNN! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

OH MY FUCK BEYONCÉ THE LITERAL GODDESS YOU ARE. #MetGala

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Here’s to the end of an absolutely atrocious week. 🥲🍑

New bebes 🥰🐣🐥🩵

I mean, eating good and squatting heavy has truly made a world of difference 🤭

As always, gotta balance out the politics talk with peen 🤭🤪😂 Happy #FCF to those that celebrate 😈

Lowkey nothing hotter than friends sending vids of them getting ra*led 🫣 yes I understand it’s not even 7 am yet.

So excited that it’s finally Friday 🤭✨#FCF