Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️
@iamdwalt
Writer. Sports fan. Trivia buff. Founder of the Church of the Eternal Shortcut. Social media manager for @baypointsc.bsky.social. Undertaking a mission to eventually visit every cinema in Melbourne.
“He pulls a hip drop, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the sin bin, you send one of his to Hell. That’s the Chicago papal way.”
Angus Taylor: I’d also like to express my fondness for that particular singer
In news just to hand, Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes have withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.
I wrenched my shoulder swinging from a chandelier. I’d better go visit the-
“All in the grand sale, yo” might be the greatest line I’ve ever written. If you know, you know…