Gabe Sanchez
@iamgabesanchez
Comedian • Satirist • Taco Connoisseur • Webby Award Winner • Host of What Was That? (on YouTube) • Funded by Blue Amp
I guess he also threatened to make an AI slop song about me last week?
This post is giving serious Rudy Giuliani vibes 🤣 The real question is…will Adrian (aka LatinosPorPratt) actually bet his legal career on this? I’m going to say no.
Spencer Pratt is running to be mayor of LA…by campaigning in NYC. He and his staff spent $34K+ at the Four Seasons, one of the most expensive hotels in NYC, on his donors' dime.
Just got off the phone with the owner of Atlantic Industrial Coatings, LLC, the firm handed a $13.1 million no-bid contract to fix the reflecting pool. Surprised he answered after our May 9th call. (Call conversation in 🧵)
This is not easy to say but the truth must come out. On January 6th, I stormed the Capitol with Richard "Bigo" Barnett. Together, we smeared our shit all over Nancy Pelosi's office. The psychological toll has been immense so I am seeking $6.3 million in compensation from Trump's $1.8 billion fund.
MAGA is celebrating a Spencer Pratt mayor reality show. They already put a failed reality TV idiot in the White House, and look where that got us: unnecessary wars, rising prices, and a president obsessed with gold‑plated, taxpayer‑funded vanity projects instead of people’s actual lives.
What are the odds Trump rushes to refill the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool before they even finish painting it blue? Now he swears he’s never used this contractor, after calling him his “pool guy” who worked on his golf club swimming pools.
Trump’s vanity project to repaint the Reflecting Pool is a complete joke. Unsurprisingly, the cost ballooned from $1.5-$2M to $6.9M to $13M and it's been well over 2 weeks with no end in sight. Zero chance it’s done by May 22. Over budget and behind schedule...that’s the art of the deal, baby!
Does anyone know how much money Trump still owes Rudy Giuliani in unpaid legal fees? It’s in the millions, right? Asking for a friend.
Donald Trump, who constantly whines that he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, complains about it to his own Board of Peace, had FIFA invent a prize just for him, and slapped his name on the US Institute of Peace, wants to murder an entire civilization. Peace through murder and war. That’s now MAGA.
The fact that an undocumented immigrant may have been the whistleblower behind Kristi Noem's husband's secret is just...karmic perfection
It’s hardly shocking that the person whose first instinct was to murder her own puppy now runs the office that executes American citizens. Impeach Kristi Noem!
Let me guess, one of those “pollsters” is named John Barron. Trump is such a fucking loser 🤣
How long before Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell, either to reward her silence or to pretend he was never involved with Epstein in the first place?
Holy shit! Not only did South Park put Trump in bed with Satan but they made this ad...
The Colorado State Capitol replaced Trump’s portrait...with another terrible Trump portrait. Bold choice.
Trump promised to end the Ukraine war on Day 1. Fast forward to Day 96, and he's just now figuring out Putin's real intentions? I thought MAGA said their "stable genius" was out here playing 29D chess...
Wait, Trump suddenly cares about the planet? That’s news to me, considering he pulled out of the Paris Agreement (again), slashed funding for environmental protections, and has been gutting regulations like it was his hobby.
Turns out the Hegseth family plan wasn’t just for data...it included military ops.
