Lyndon

@iamlyndon

̶H̶o̶m̶e̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ in #Toronto #Ontario #Canada #Disabled, #LongCovid Virtual Hugger, Serial GIFtist, Animation #Art Comics, Bad Movies #Music #Cooking “Never be a Prisoner of your past. It was just a lesson, not a life Sentence.”

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Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jul 1

Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦 First Canada Day Selfie in about 6 years. 2020 was in rehab, learning to walk again. 2021 - May 2026 was homeless. So it's definitely been awhile. Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who's been with me on this journey. Wouldn't have made it this far without you 💗💗

Selfie.

Guy wearing a red shirt, with a cartoon log driver from a National Film Board Short. The writing on the shirt says "Log Driver🍁s Waltz.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jun 21

Y’all broke the delivery guy and my roommate, when he had to bring these things in. Seriously, I’m not sure Thank You is even enough. 😭 I’m probably gonna pull my list tomorrow. You’ve all been incredible generous. Plus, other people can use help too. And I got my Instant Pot!!

A bunch of boxes from my online wishlist, next to a brown couch I got from the furniture bank.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jun 21

View from my bedroom. Definitely the best one in 5 years, for the start of Summer. I know I’ve said this a lot. But I’m really enjoying being housed, instead of being stuck in a shelter. 🙏🏽👏🏽😇

View of the backyard, from my room. Lots of trees, grass, houses hidden away.

A really pretty blue sky and some cool looking clouds.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jun 19

Thank You to whoever sent the Hank Scorpio Simpsons figure and the tea towels. 🥰

Collectible figure of Hank Scorpio from the Simpsons. Hank is wearing a green top and light purplish or blue pants.

The box contains multiple heads, hands. As well as a flamethrower and a hand holding a mug that says “Worlds Best Boss”

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jun 14

I’ve had this bookmark, for about 40 yrs. Thought I lost it after 2 housing moves, 5 homeless shelters and now one rental.

Bookmark with cartoon character Garfield the Cat, holding Johns face. The text reads “Lose my place and I’ll rearrange your face”

The bookmark is resting on the book “The Art of Activism.” The tagline says “You’re All-Purpose Guide To Making The Impossible Possible” Written by Steve Duncombe + Steve Lambert

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jun 8

1 Point, guess I’m not that picky 🙃

Picky Eater Test
1 Point for every item you will NOT eat
Peas
Liver
Cucumber
Mushrooms
Eggs
Asparagus
Coconut
Tomatoes
Cauliflower
Pickles
Oysters
Zucchini
Black Licorice
Tofu
Avocados
Cabbage
Sardines
Eggplant
Ranch Dressing
Bananas
Beets
Spinach
Cottage Cheese
Grapes
Lima Beans
Baked Beans
Olives
Shrimp
Tuna
Crab
Broccoli
Beef
Fish
Hot Dogs
Mashed Potatoes

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jun 1

With everything going on, maybe some good news 🤔 Lease signed, key picked up. Furniture Bank scheduled for the fourth. So should be moved in after they deliver. Maybe next week-ish? 🤞🏽 You guys, I think this is really happening 😮 If you’d like to help, I’ll let you know when I figure it out.

Hand holding house key, in front of big window.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· May 29

Dal and Rice

A white bowl, with rice on the left, dal on the right and some cilantro sprinkled on top.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· May 24

Share your mood for the weekend (if you feel like it)

David Lynch sitting in his office.

Top picture he’s looking towards you. The caption reads “One day, the sadness will end”

Bottom picture he’s looking to the right side. The caption reads “But I don’t think today’s the day.”

Lyndon@iamlyndon· May 11

🙏🏽🫂💗 Will have to find a way to get you some Oreos.

Brown and White cat jumping, the caption reads “Me sending you cute pictures of cats”

A white cat lying on a carpet, about to be pounced on. The caption reads “You on a sad day”

Lyndon@iamlyndon· May 11

Without downloading any new pics- where are you mentally

A cartoon boy, pulling a teddy bear in a wagon. The caption reads

“I didn't think my expectations could be any lower... and, yet, Im still disappointed.”

someecards
user card

Lyndon@iamlyndon· May 10

Finished my 10th book this year. Definitely the most I’ve read in a while. 4/5, interesting ideas, but could bump it down one. Depending on how easy the recipes are to make. Just need a kitchen now, to try it out. 🙏🏽

Green plate on a patterned tablecloth. On the plate is crispy pork, fried yuca and pickled red onions.

The top caption reads “Hello Home Cooking. Do-Able Dishes for Every Day”

Bottom caption is the author’s name. “Ham El-Waylly”

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Apr 10

Forgot to post this. The streak is over you guys, finally saw a CyberTruck in person. Why gawd, why? Have I not suffered enough?!? 😵

A CyberTruck trying to hideout in a parking lot, with other cars.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Apr 3

Describe your bluesky account in a single image.

Some people have guardian angels.
1 have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering… "Let's make it worse."

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Mar 30

Spent a nice day outside. Weather was just right 😊

Some trees and buildings in the background. Sun slowly setting and the clouds in a nice pattern.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Mar 20

Name a Movie Starting With The Letter "U" (“The” can be silent) #filmsky #moviesky

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Mar 15

Drop something BROWN 🤎 (if you feel like it)

Self portrait of a brown person, wearing a Thundercats t-shirt, red hoodie, sunglasses and a black face mask.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Mar 15

Search your camera roll for hell

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Mar 8

If y’all think I was joking. Just discovered Oomomo and I will have this mug, when I have my own place again.

Black & white cat mug, in a Neko cat pose. The label on its stomach says “Made in Japan”

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Feb 23

It’s returned, Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese; should not be a thing. At least they gave it with a meal that you can eat it with, instead of by itself.

Small container of Philadelphia cream cheese, pumpkin spice flavour.

On top of a pair of black headphones on a white table.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jan 31

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Some people have guardian angels.
I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering…. "Let's make it worse."

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jan 16

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jan 15

I complain a lot about being stuck in the homeless shelter, today isn’t one of those days. Hope the unhoused that are out there, can find somewhere safe, warm and dry. 🙏🏽 Warming centres are open, getting there is the tricky part. ❄️ #ONstorm #Toronto

View from second floor window. Of a snowy Toronto parking lot and street. You can see some cars covered in heavy snow and someone trying to walk on the sidewalk.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jan 12

If you’ve been following homeless shelter dinners. We have a new contender for worst. This was the vegetarian option.

Half a head of lettuce. Steamed vegetables and some weird fake meat stir fry.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jan 7

Got my new headphones, I can start ignoring people in the homeless shelter again. 🙌🏽

A box, with a pair of new Sony headphones.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jan 4

After 4 yrs, three homeless shelters and daily use. My headphones have officially died. Anybody have suggestions for a new pair. Preferably over the ear, since the air buds don’t generally fit right. Not too expensive.

Cord snapped in half, in a pair of black Sony headphones.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jan 1

Another year of this game? 🤞🏽😏💀

"Is he dead yet?" asked
Piglet.
"No," said Poo.
"Fuck," said Piglet.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Jan 1

We got this ✊🏽

RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A VERSION OF YOU IN THE FUTURE WHO MADE IT THROUGH EVERYTHING YOU'RE WORRYING ABOUT TODAY-AND THEY'RE QUIETLY PROUD OF YOU FOR NOT GIVING UP

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Dec 25

Guess the turkey blew out the budget yesterday. Merry Christmas everyone, hope you have a tasty meal.

Turkey, vegetables, stuffing, mash potatoes and gravy. No cranberry sauce.

Lyndon@iamlyndon· Dec 24

I kid you not, this was the actual Christmas Eve dinner meal in the homeless shelter. Some kind of vegetable purée on pasta, with coleslaw and some cheese 🤢