Ian Thomas Malone
@ianthomasmalone
Transgender Princess, Post-Op Malone, Comedian, Tomatometer Approved Critic, Pod: Estradiol Illusions, Bylines: GQ, Little White Lies. (she/her) Long Beach, CA Rep: Geffen Semach, WCA ITM Diaries Substack:
Worth noting that Jim Himes was one of ten Democrats to vote to censure Al Green for protesting during Trump’s address last year. Very odd 180 for him.
No way they’d ever alter the deal after telling Jay Powell that Leia and the Wookie could stay with Lando.
When I was little, magazines that featured an exposed labia on the cover had to be embalmed with shrink-wrap.
It’s irresponsible of Trump to have Lindsey Halligan prosecute Comey, taking her away from the important work of figuring out who shot J.R.
I’m surprised that Lindsey Halligan has time to prosecute James Comey with all the drama going on at Melrose Place.
If a woman went out in public with her privates dangling out like his labia, she'd be arrested for indecent exposure.
Hard to believe, it's been one year, Since the photo op, with the fake ear. Such a tough guy image, he loves to project, While the Justice Department tries to deflect. Though many of his lies shall forever persist, His voters still crave their Epstein Client List.
What if tanks rolling down Constitution Ave was actually a good thing?
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! You’re welcome for all the estrogen we put in the water supply.
Hey baby, do you want to come over later for some Netflix & spill state secrets?
An absurdly empty apology that denied having written the posts that she clearly wrote. Nice try.
She literally said, "I genuinely don't believe I wrote these hateful things." How is that accountability?
Having Valentine's Day dinner with my ex and my father, who's in town for work. My first choice sadly had other plans.