JennyB

@iheartmaps

I have a dog and she hearts maps too. Geographer. Expert traveler. Even more expert eater of good food. Obsessed with my Busy Bee. Left Texas for the tippy-top of the PNW and never looking back.

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JennyB@iheartmaps· 24d

Trending topics, please make more sense. This is why I hardly ever click on you. @joshuajfriedman.com

The Explore page on Bluesky, showing hot, new, and older trending topics -- allegedly. Topic #2 is circled in red, showing the topic "Kamala Harris" is newly trending.

But when you click on new trending topic "Kamala Harris", the entire feed actually shows all the lovely and heartwarming stories about NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani -- be it his consideration to possibly arrest Netanyahu as well as his endearing summer soccer field lights policy.

JennyB@iheartmaps· 27d

Unintentionally intentional tbh

Split image. On top is a simple black outline of two creatures in a kawaii style with light pink coloration on their cheeks -- the creature on the right is exaggeratedly kissing/sucking the cheek of the other creature while it stands by passively letting it happen. (Pretty sure the credit for TBH / Yippee Creature is @acmeiku from Twitter circa 2021.) On the bottom is a photograph of me and my husband in front of a beautiful sunset on our deck -- in this case, I'm the creature aggressively kissing his cheek while he is concentrating on capturing all the beautiful sunset colors just right.

JennyB@iheartmaps· May 27

This one is certainly wondering why the hell he moved to the Omaha suburbs.

JennyB@iheartmaps· May 15

My actual parents

Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn in Charade (1963)

JennyB@iheartmaps· May 11

Peak elder millennial obsession (ask me how I know, or look in my pantry) Giant Fusilli

Screen capture from @ashleywicka TikTok post, captioned "if you haven't eaten this giant fusilli pasta you haven't LIVED" posted June 2022. Shows a young woman with long brown hair and a white shortsleeved shirt under brown overalls holding up an insanely long and oversized fusilli noodle that probably measures 10 inches, and it's covered in what looks like a tasty pesto sauce. It's dangling over a bowl of other giant pesto noodles just like Michael Jackson held his son Blanket over the hotel balcony railing.

JennyB@iheartmaps· May 1

Yelling back at the gulls. What can I say, she takes after her mahm #PNW

A smol golden pupper is standing on a big rock on a beach, one that she herself chose to jump up on. She has an orange harness that reads her name - Busy Bee. She is looking out to the water and is clearly nonplussed based on her weird ear placement, which is not quite all the way back nor forward and relaxed, and her mouth is open in a very excited yelling manner. It's the damn gulls, I tell ya!

JennyB@iheartmaps· Apr 20

My favorite art wall right now is RNO! And I love to stand and just admire this "Running with the Pack" oil painting on canvas by Mike Callahan (since my pocketbook can't afford it!).

A boring airport wall in Reno is much improved by mixed media pieces from the Nevada Museum of Art. This particular oil painting on canvas by Mike Callahan is nearly 8 feet long and 3 feet high. It depicts a pack of five wolves running through a snowy birch tree forest. Four of the wolves are shades of gray, but there is one striking black wolf up in second position. Most of the wolves have their ears and head forward, but one sweet gray wolf has the back of their head to the viewer, and its ears are laid back in a more seemingly relaxed and deferential position, and the viewer can just make out the softness of its face while it's looking to its pack.

JennyB@iheartmaps· Apr 18

Beach walks with Bee and me #PNW

Shadow of an adorable 30-lb pupper named Busy Bee, walking alongside her mom's shadow on a combination sandy and rocky beach.

JennyB@iheartmaps· Apr 17

Why does the man have 3 disposable cups in front of him? Does he not know he can refill them? Or is it only healthy to drink once for fear of ones own backwash 🤔