Derek iLander@ilander89· 21d What song did the Sirens sing in The Odyssey? Wrong answers only.
Derek iLander@ilander89· 22d First batch of hamburger buns are done!
Derek iLander@ilander89· Jul 10 Wtf, my $2000 flight basically has a tipping screen? Seriously?
Derek iLander@ilander89· Jul 7 Yay! Early B-Day present to me arrived!
Derek iLander@ilander89· Jun 29 When the bottom shelf makes the best head cubby.
Derek iLander@ilander89· Jun 24 Went to Whole Foods for the first time in years, and the Privilege was physically smothering. I did however buy some brie, but Satan made me do it.
Derek iLander@ilander89· Jun 19 Gots my hairs cut, and trying out the beard thing this time around
Derek iLander@ilander89· Jun 18 Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Derek iLander@ilander89· May 12 When you see uncommon candy flavors at GrossOut (Grocery Outlet), you just have to buy them!
Derek iLander@ilander89· Apr 28 Ugh, camo cybertruck in the wild. I guess props though for being the first one I've ever seen being used as an actual truck.
Derek iLander@ilander89· Apr 13 What movie defines the 80s for you? 🎥🖤
Derek iLander@ilander89· Apr 3 Look who made a nest right in front of my kitchen window!
Derek iLander@ilander89· Mar 6 My life 30 seconds after coming home
Derek iLander@ilander89· Feb 20 Getting stared down while eating my dinner
Derek iLander@ilander89· Feb 18 Now I know why doggy doors have those little locks on them. I closed it without locking when I went to take out the trash, and this sneaky guy just nudged it back open to follow me.
Derek iLander@ilander89· Feb 15 Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.
Derek iLander@ilander89· Feb 15 Some temporary cone free play for foster doggie Chex (Aax)
