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Imaginary Stories

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I like SF, superhero comics, and indie comics. Somehow I mostly share political stuff. *shrug* My Ko-fi

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Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· 28d

Stairs that cause 3d6 falling damage just by looking at them

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Jul 2

A group of future atomic veterans, wearing protective goggles to ward off a nuclear explosion.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Jun 13

Panel 1) A schoolgirl with crazy eyes says "Oh, so it was a joke."

Panel 2) Saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Jun 5

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· May 23

THE ONE WITH THE WOMEN
IN COSTUMES THEY LOOK LIKE
THEY'RE GOING TO FALL OUT OF.
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE WE MEAN.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· May 23

let's phase those primitive
screwheads until their
ashes glow in the dark

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· May 23

NOT EVERY RUN-ON SENTENCE IS A SONG written by fall out boy

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· May 22

Cue theme for It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· May 22

By John Rogers

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· May 22

Captain Jean Luc Motherfucking Picard

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· May 14

If you see this, post a STAR TREK.

Mad Magazine presents "Star Trek: The Musical."

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· May 8

Party game: Take a shot every time you realize this writer wasn't even trying to track limbs.

And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· May 6

Also if you want stricted formalism there are other ways to use a grid. Consider the fused grid:

An image showing various ways the 9x9 panel grid can be fused to form unique grid patterns.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Apr 29

without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Apr 26

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Apr 25

Feeding the pigeons on a beautiful spring morning.

Sad pigeons in the snow.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Apr 17

DO NOT PERCEIVE ME

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Apr 17

#Ontario #Conservatives buy #DougFord has a new $28,900,000 luxury jet so he doesn't have to travel with the peasants. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

A glimpse inside Doug Ford's new luxury jet.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Apr 17

I'm 80% almost positive this thread is in English.

Bluesky claims this thread is written in French.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Apr 4

Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

Quick! Someone track these now ex-kids down and shame them with the memory of this movie!

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Apr 3

if you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using, with no explanation.

"This looks like a job for... Someone else. I'll just duck into this alley and carry on with my day."

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Apr 3

Wow.

"Hate is an illness, get some therapy." reads the bio on an account entirely dedicated to stalking people who blocked a bot.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Mar 22

Remember who you're fighting for:

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Mar 21

Wait what the fuck?!

Saxon Musk, 20 year old adult man who doesn't know what a sushi restaurant is.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Mar 21

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.

The man, the legend, the rinser of winds.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Mar 20

SAND SERIF is an awesome name for a femme fatale

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Mar 20

It's a plane! It's a robot! It's a robo-plane! Yes, it's all three in one! (200mm chaingun not included)

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Mar 18

The methods: Resolve, patience, and cunning. The commander:

Ssshh. Grandpa Warcrimes go nighty-night.

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Mar 11

Didn't think my screen was *that* dirty. What's My JND? 0.0033 www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Imaginary Stories@imaginarystories· Mar 11

Frustrating. Probably should have cleaned my screen first. What's My JND? 0.0049 www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...