your photo is bullshit.

Nothing about this looks real.

Anybody got proof of life for Mitch McConnell? Hospitalized a week ago.

Let's go swimming!

You can try stapling your bra to the ceiling at Captain Tony's Saloon. images.familydestinationsguide.com/wp-content/u...

Looks like a flat-coat retriever mix. They're known to be perpetual two-year-olds.

Winner, winner; chicken dinner.

And this map shows why Virginia needs to say YES!

New Orleans-style pan barbecued shrimp, swimming in butter. Git you some crusty French bread.

Yeah mon, we smokin da bluefish tonite.

I think I found one of your appetizers today.

All hat, no cattle.

Waiting for this pic. With the orange menace.

What up with baby Jesus ass-up in the King Cake, Publix?

Smoking weed for Jesus.

Be a shame if this got passed around.

Jesus would approve, even with bondage.

@shelly3000.bsky.social Frying a turkey for Jesus.

Hilton has no BlueSky link on their site. But there is this (what’s with the Twitter?):

+1 for the jalapeño slices. Have you tried Trappey’s?

They don't look any part of the US, or us.

Let's get some Wendy's and see what happens.

Oops, my bad. It’s not Swaggerty’s but still looks tasty. How can you go wrong with 2lbs of gravy?? I’ll have to try both brands and report back. 😋

I never put those two together. 🤯

The fruits of my labor. A bouquet of loveliness.

Still running here. Used to have a hammock and Coronas on the bank.

The good old days.