i misread this as IKEA and was Extremely confused

had the dumbest fucking accident at work today

had a dream last night that i had a class with gracie abrams and she decided to befriend me and she was so sweet and fun i wish it was real 😭

god Zendaya is so fucking hot

@descruff.bsky.social remember the time in like 10th grade when u downloaded an Atari emulator and like 80 games to a school network folder and taught half the school how to get to it and for a while everybody was playing that michael jackson game in class

ate some bad chinese food yesterday and now suffering the consequences

somebody tell me why my coworker sent me a teams message half an hour after i clocked out (and she KNEW i was clocked out bc i TOLD HER i was leaving at 3:15 that day) asking if she could call me on my cell phone to help her with something

bleeeeeehhhhh

i think in another life i would have been a fantastic interviewer

me reading the news every morning

had to do it

jailed for being Too Naughty

really pissed actually that Noah Kahan would have the audacity to read my diary AND write a song about it 🙄

CHILLS

my job for the group paper was to put everyone's work together and edit/revise as needed... open the schools. OPEN THE SCHOOLS

ya girl went to a conference in Nashville this week

which came first, the sausage or the sauce

bro fuckin roasted me (he's 26)

met a pretty cool guy in the park today

why this loaf of bread got shoes on

wait new pfps

i showed u my peenar pls respond

draw me like one of your French girls

3 sweet sleepy boys 🥰

here is a reminder that i do in fact have the cutest, sweetest, and best cats in the world. just in case u forgot

2 full bowls and yet they still choose to share

not even exaggerating

he's shaped like a pear

free him

sorry ur sense of humor is not sophisticated or refined enough to appreciate the masterpiece that is birdsrightsactivist