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It is beyond your abilities to comprehend me.

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Drift@inanity101· 28d

damn, It's not every day I have the occasion to break this old screengrab out

A character from the film Feeding Frenzy reading a book entitled "How to Trick Attractive Women Into Loving You" by David Spade with a forward by Brian Austin Green.

On the back cover is a blurb from Brian Austin Green:
"I can not express in words what this book has done for my life. Before this book I was basically a washed up hack actor who's prime had past. I was stuck dating actresses older, pathetic actresses who were not so hot, but by following the simple steps in this book, David Spade has helped me acheive possible the greatest and most amazing achievement of my life, maybe the only thing I'll be remembered for."

Drift@inanity101· Jul 10

Hitting that switch whenever the Beakman's World episode is getting a little dry to summon this guy

Lester, a man in a partial rat costume which still shows most of his face, tshirt sleeves and tattooed arms

Drift@inanity101· Jul 9

a steel vegetable peeler

Drift@inanity101· Jul 7

I miss the Mysterious Tower in my hometown

Enger Tower, a 5-story 80-foot tall stone observation tower in Duluth, MN

Drift@inanity101· Jul 7

tapping the sign again

Tumblr post from ultradracula:

"Controversial opinion but i dont think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes"

Drift@inanity101· Jun 30

as soon as we kick him out of office

Drift@inanity101· Jun 23

Boymoding today

Woman from the Voyager probe Golden record

Drift@inanity101· Jun 22

Imagine believing like this is more of a problem than the way politicians treat the people.

Post from Robert Saunders:

For Fathers' Day, Keir Starmer posts a photo of his own father, who died in 2018, and a non-political message.

The replies are a torrent of vitriol & cruelty, all with hundreds of Likes.

We complain a lot about the quality of leadership, but there's a huge problem with the way we treat politicians

Drift@inanity101· Jun 20

A voice actor speaking to Homer Simpson in a recording studio saying "It's a terrible strain on the animator's wrist."

Drift@inanity101· Jun 12

I know volumes have been written about how stupid these things look, but every time I see one, I am astonished at how dogshit the wheel and wheel well look.

Closeup of the rear wheel of the camo-wrapped Cybertruck in the photo from the quoted post.

Drift@inanity101· Jun 12

Long Ziti is definitely one of the posts of all time. I think about Long Ziti a lot.

Tumblr post by mitochondriaandbunnies showing a package of Colavita Long Ziti. It is a tube-shaped pasta about the length of a piece of spaghetti. Second picture two shows the pasta in bowls reminiscent of a firehose haphazardly dumped into a kiddie pool

Cooked Long Ziti sitting in the bottom of a cooking pot bearing great resemblance to discarded pieces of surgical tubing.

Text in the post: "Dan and I bought a thing called "long ziti" from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but.... I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn't bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn't pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws."

Drift@inanity101· Jun 11

Man, I suck at this. the US is way easier because you can just put whatever and someone has named a town or city that. Here I had to dig deep and think of various cheeses and towns mentioned in monty python sketches I watched as a kid but in the US Walnut, Acorn, Beechwood, Rockland just put whatev

Map of Europe with red dots for cities named

"How many European cities can you name?"

"You named 128 cities, with a total population of 110,629,819 (16.41% of the European urban population)."

Drift@inanity101· Jun 4

Post the best panel of X-Men you can think of right now

Charles Xavier pointing and apparently making an EEEEEE noise with an intense face. Cyclops stands behind him and seems unmoved.

Drift@inanity101· May 30

pictured: vince

a drinky bird novelty science toy

Drift@inanity101· May 28

yeah

toucan perched on a tree branch doing a big stretch to grab a fruit in its bill

Drift@inanity101· May 26

The back of a truck which bears passing resemblance to a converted ambulance. On the rear doors, text reads "Everybody loves them" at the top and "S N A C K S" on the bottom. "Snacks" is also written on the side of the truck

Drift@inanity101· May 23

Fake Star Trek the Next Generation title card "Yar gets Tarred"

Drift@inanity101· May 22

My nerd ass trying not to comment about the quality/authenticity of the swords in this genuinely sweet gesture

Meme of the kid making a straining face with veins popping out everywhere

A couple of posts with a guy holding swords:

Post 1: 4 years ago i got my niece a sword to celebrate her birth

Post 2: i got her brother a gold katana earlier this year

Drift@inanity101· May 19

how do i code website?

A long-bearded man in fancy robes and a pointed hat holding a staff with text reading "I don't know! I don't fucking know!!"

Drift@inanity101· May 13

33 A.D. - Jesus is Crucified and three days later rose from the dead and traveled to America. [7]

Drift@inanity101· May 12

Carl, a hairy bald man in a white tank-top from Aqua Teen Hunger Force pinches the bridge of his nose

Drift@inanity101· May 12

let's see if I can manage that with a reply

Screen snip from the Wikipedia article about Static Electricity with a caption that also serves as alt-text: "Styrofoam peanuts clinging to a cat's fur due to static electricity. This effect is also the cause of static cling in clothes."

Drift@inanity101· May 12

a black and white silhouette of the creature in the OP

Drift@inanity101· May 8

Spoiler: Number 1 is buying vegetables that are way too big for your knife/home.

Youtube thumbnail from Ethan Chlebowski with veggies large and prominent in the foreground and him in the background holding a chef's kinfe.

Text on image: Vegetable Mistakes

Video title: 5 Mistakes Most People make when using Vegetables

Drift@inanity101· May 5

Scott Aukerman

Drift@inanity101· May 5

I do not remember writing this.

Screenshot of my drafts folder with the following post:

I think that semester I was sharing an apartment with a cenobite was the most formative of my college years.

I learned a lot about compromises and we both agreed that if I didn't throw out anything from the fridge labeled with a date less than two weeks ago, he wouldn't invade my dreams with visions of my dead father in his casket interspersed with clips of hardcore pornography

Drift@inanity101· May 3

pioneers

the polka-dotted bare foot of the guitarist from Angine de Poitrine manipulating a pedal board

Drift@inanity101· May 2

Drift@inanity101· Apr 30

honestly i think that would be best for everyone

Youtube thumbnail reading "Possible proof that one day the universe could just vanish" for an Anton Petrov video entitled "Experimental Evidence That Universe Could Just Vanish One Day"

Good channel btw.

Drift@inanity101· Apr 21

Barney the Dinosaur graphic with text:

Whoa there, Kiddo!

Vote Shaming Doesn't Work.

It just makes people hate YOU & your candidate

Compel your candidate to adopt popular policies instead!