Incendiary duo alert! A chance to get between these two Island Belles while they are on the mainland. @samanthahensyn.bsky.social and @venusgold.bsky.social Would that I were a fly on that wall...

I don't not wonder....

Kamloops, you are in for a treat!

POV: Your favorite companion is a selkie. Everything is moist, slippery, salty and feral. You can hear the waves pulling the pebbles backwards over one another before the swell crashes back on the shore. Sneak preview of the film photo shot with @samanthahensyn.bsky.social

If you don't have a naked neighbor, you probably ARE the naked neighbor. My gorgeous home somehow doesn't have A.C. so i will be minimally dressed until the temp is below 24. Your welcome neighbors.

Research is my love language and this includes charmingly creeping my bluesky. Conversely but related: Wanting to 'be my slave' but not doing the easy thing and buying me some of @daddyondemand.bsky.social s time to fix my spreadsheets is not hot. marigoldgift.com/inaraoneill/....

Trend observation: over half my darlins' present donations in local credit union envelopes. Love this for all involved. If people who pay in digital currency are crypto bros, what is the credit union equivalent? Local finance lads? Please discuss....

How to capture a mer-unicorn: ✅ Be calm and good natured ✅ Have boat ✅ Have hot wife ✅ Months of planning ✅ No sudden movements ✅💸🪄🧞 She will jump into the water periodically but will always return if feed regularly. Thanks for the delightful mini-vacation sweeties 😘

Summer is careening past like a freight train train and my summer plans are all locked in. Get in touch to be part of them! Summer travels: Spokane till 15/7 YVR - 11-12/8 Seattle- 12-13/8 Whitehorse - 16-18/8 Winnipeg - 13-15/9 Kootenays (BYTM!) - most dates not listed above.

LAST CALL FOR CUSTOM PROFESSIONAL PHOTO REQUESTS! Im sending my shot plan to the talented film photographer @samanthahensyn.bsky.social TODAY. Pose/close-up - $50 Outfit (if not providing) - $300 Polaroid mailed to you - $100 Exclusivity (wont publish) +$50 per polaroid +$50 per film shot

Perspective is everything, or; 38 inches on the rails

📍Trip Announcement! WINNIPEG - I'll be visiting September 13-15, and would love to be shown your secret Winnipeg... Pre-booking extended dates now 😘

Surround yourself by people who literally lift you up (I'll be 6'11 in these) and don't mind that you're so hot you singe off their body hair a little bit. Thanks to my very brave firebug for the unexpected gift - a thoughtful gesture always makes me smile.

Who wants an elegantly feral cowgirl on each arm?? ✨I'm so excited to announce a mini duo tour in Vancouver with my crush @venusgold.bsky.social ✨ Prebooking now! Email: inaraoneill@proton.me

Hello from cowgirl hiatus 👢 Pre-booking VANCOUVER June 30th-July 2nd 🎉 Also watch this space for a delightful duo offering on those dates 👯‍♀️ Priority to duos, dinner dates and creative propositions.

Just arrived in Victoria and hanging out with this cute mirror. Socks on, headphones on cuz i only take either off for very special guests. Drop by sometime? I have a little bit of time weds and Thursday. AND A POOL. Private, heated and ready to frolic in.

I'm starting an #OnlyLambs page. Check out who i get to snuggle with when your not around.

⛴️VICTORIA April 29-May 1st ⛴️ My PNW tour dance card is almost full but I've got time and a gorgeous incall with a HEATED PRIVATE OUTDOOR POOL. Water polo and chill anyone? Im unlikely to be back this way for a while so catch me while you can! 😘

If you'd like to choose my next mani-pedi color you have until noon PST tomorrow to send your request and tribute to my phelanges 😘

VICTORIA! I'm very excited to be coming to visit in a few weeks! I have very select availability to squeeze in a date with ONE lucky darlin' between April 28th-1st. I'm also starting to fill up my little black book for the summer Don't hesitate! Make your sensual dreams a calendar reality.

Thanks to my new crush for this charming clutch of gifts - Lush Karma, a fresh mani-pedi with a white color request (I'm so into white chrome now!) and a selection of fine teas from his favorite tea shop.I especially love when someone shares one of their personal delights them with me 🥰

Hi Vancouver! I am still in you, and it could be mutual! My flight just got cancelled UNTILL FRIDAY. Subsequently booking- Tonight 5-10 Tomorrow 730am-11pm Hosting at a Richmond hotel (thanks Air Canada) or more purpose specific location at request. Drop me a lil love note 😘

🎪 Cirque du Soleil's Vancouver tour dates are SELLING OUT (!) & I would dearly love have a date to one of these shows to look forward too. Sketchy photo of my historical dalience with lyra hoop for attn (not my forte, but really fun and incredibly painful). www.cirquedusoleil.com/canada/vanco...

I'm currently booking into July and August btw. If you've been lurking and contemplating a FMTY now would be a great time to reach out to be prioritized in my summer planning. Side note - this is pre-crossfit 🍑 of yesteryear (2025)

Thank you all for the lovely birthday wishes and gifts. It's so sweet to know you're thinking of lil me. And an extra big thank you to Darlin' M for gifting me the leather plant hanger of my dreams and lil treats from my Marigold list! 😘 marigoldgift.com/inaraoneill/...

The view from 34. It's my birthday! I'm officially older then Jesus, and I didn't die even once. Thank you so much to Darlin' J, for the generous espresso machine birthday gift! I'm OBSESSED. I'll think of your sweet thoughtfulness every time I caffeinate <3 😉 🎁 marigoldgift.com/InaraONeill

🍀Kiss me,I'm an Irish Horse Goddess😘 ... Turned slutty cowgirl with a penchant for silly concept photo shots. 🍀Happy St.Paddies!🍀 Make self-effacing jokes with strangers in a bar to celebrate authentically. This is NOT edited or AI. I can be bribed to send the rest of the set if incredulous 😘

For fans of Joey - his caretakers just did a maternity photo shot for one of his girlfriends and he got to get dolled up too. And the second pic is his almost recovered eyeball! For those who were following (or subject to cancellations as a result of) that hectic saga.

Some birthday suit to celebrate my upcoming birthday 🎨 (23/3!) If you'd like to celebrate with me, this giftlist allows you to show your affection with treats ranging from local lemon tarts to a freediving course (🧜‍♀️🙏!) marigoldgift.com/InaraONeill * Photos are from my european art model days

Kitties and Titties was my second favorite tumblr back in the day. Here's my belated entry.