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five dollar box.@inastraightline· 2d

min yoongi do you have an old steve nash mavs jersey

five dollar box.@inastraightline· 3d

love u all mourn me well

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Jul 4

FOUND: SIX CLUES

The following clues, printed on squares of Westing Toilet Tissue, were found in the third floor hallway:

BRAIDED KICKING TORTOISE 'SI A BRAT

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Jul 4

BOOM!!

a brown grey bully named Wilbur laying on a grey sectional couch with the novel The Wearing Game. he cannot read.

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Jun 29

I know one of these is from @iamdavidbrothers.com thee beloved, but who sent the other!! come clean so I can adore you!! also, y’all, send me a book for my birthday, this opportunity is always open!! 😂😂😘😘

two books held up over a laptop: I Want to Eat Your Pancreas, and Meet Me In The Bathroom

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Jun 16

his snores are not as cartoonish but this is Wilbur, in our house we call this woobin’ (why? great question)

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Jun 10

THEY’RE SO PURPLE I LOVE THEM

the BTS oreos, sitting on a grubby dish mat!! they are purple and tasty. I need to wash the dish mat.

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Jun 5

bluesky exclusive

a young brown grey bully sitting on a shaded couch on a grubby back deck. his tongue is out. his name is wilbur.

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Apr 20

"better"

a young brown grey pitbull laying on his side in the dirt. he is FILTHY.

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Apr 18

playoff hockey, thanks work

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Apr 12

one of us is having a much better time than the other

a smiling panting brown grey pitbull laying on a wooden porch deck

a sweaty chubby white lady in glasses, a brown Carhartt hat and a red FIFA women's world cup tshirt. her tongue is out.

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Apr 12

angrily washing the car in the middle of the front yard

a screenshot of a weather app, highs for the upcoming week ranging from 84 degrees to 93 degrees Fahrenheit. it is APRIL.

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Apr 4

small NC hometown built a new pavilion for our tiny farmer's market and it opened today AND IT WAS SO BUSY AND GREAT!! I bought bread and sausage and hot sauce and spicy mustard and goat cheese spreads, and SOMEONE was very overwhelmed but so happy any time someone wasn't afraid to say hello 🥰

a young brown grey pitbull laying across three cushions on an outdoor sofa, on a back deck. he is le tired.

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Apr 3

a brown-grey bully with a white chest and tummy laying on his back, tucked into a huge grey memory foam squish

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Mar 21

just enjoying the nice weather with my Kindle and my dog and my bras

young bully stretched out on a wooden porch in the sunshine, next to a drying rack full of very beige brasseries

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Mar 21

laying on the couch in the dark, forming those opinions

a glass of pistachio bourbon cream over ice

a young pitbull sleeping on a grey couch, lit up by the tv

the new BTS album, ARIRANG, playing on a small hiby R1 mp3 player

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Mar 7

we are laying around outside, planning several cookouts for the upcoming six months

grubby hairy white lady legs with birks on her feets on a grubby outdoor couch, on a back deck, looking at a covered smoker and a grill. there is a brown grey pitbull laying next to the couch.

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Mar 3

a white lady hand with a silver wedding ring and an I VOTED sticker. a sharpie reminder VOTE is written on the hand under the sticker.

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Feb 3

ONE STEP CLOSER

a white lady hand holding a HiBy R1 with headphones plugged in. it is playing Britney, bitch.

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Jan 4

darklarries:
twin-poetry:
darklarries:

HOW!!!??? DO PEOPLE???!!!!? DISLIKE!!!!!
WOLVES?????????

Well my best friend had a boyfriend in high school who manipulated her and another friend into joining a cult based on the idea that they were all a part of a wolf pack in a past life. So none of us are the biggest fans of wolves anymore.
@cutecreative
@mypetdragonseyebrow

this is about a one direction song but sorry about your friend

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Jan 4

Wilbur says hullo Karen, hullo Max! mama's phone makes her angry and her kindle makes her giggly, but literacy DOES NOT seem worth it, I would rather have thumbs!

a 2 year old brown grey bully under a pink sherpa blanket on a grey couch. he looks very sleepy.

five dollar box.@inastraightline· Jan 3

this baby listened to me call our senators (used @5calls.org, it took 3 minutes), and now we will watch anime or some lofi music channel on YouTube and maybe take a nap