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InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈 (@inclinedplane) · DIRTY

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He/him. They will never be able to kill all the beauty in the world, and that's why we'll win.

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InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Jun 28

A modified still from "The Simpsons", on the left Martin Prince is putting up a poster in school that now reads "A vote for the dsa is a vote for socialism!" on the right Bart Simpson is putting up a much more handwrittern poster which now reads "A vote for the dsa is a vote for socialism!"

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· May 25

I'd like to report I'm 95% done drawing an owl:

A drawing of two rough circles from the "draw the rest of the owl" meme.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· May 16

We all know what Homer really meant.

A picture of a bottle of "MD 20/20 Blue Raspberry" fortified wine, an unnaturally light blue color.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Apr 15

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Apr 7

I got annoyed by the slight misalignment of the overlay, so I made a new one.

Overlay of the Artemis II eclipse photo showing the positions of the planets and constellations.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Apr 7

This might be helpful:

Overlay of the Artemis II eclipse photo showing the positions of the planets and constellations.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Apr 5

Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

A screen shot from the "Basic Rocket Science" episode of the NBC sitcom "Community" showing most of the regular cast "flying" a "spacecraft" (which is a set inside of an RV), chaos has broken out as Pierce goes to attack Troy who is at the pilot controls.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Mar 24

Gotta highlight this absolute banger in the replies:

Screenshot of 3 replies:

@rogue-colonel.bsky.social: What's the retirement age?

-> "Mr. Skeets" @doctoraculamd.bsky.social: Whatever age you are on Friday

--> "Pope of Chili Town" @popeofchilitown.bsky.social: To be more specific, Friday evening. After the markets close.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Feb 26

Same picture:

screenshot of a twitter post by @TriciaLockwood on 19 Mar 2019:

me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don't trip on you

miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Feb 13

Two stills from the animated TV show "The Simpsons". On the top, Marge Simpson saying "I thought you said the law was powerless." On the bottom, Police Chief Wiggum saying "Powerless to help you, not punish you."

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Feb 6

A 3 panel comic.
Panel 1: a mermaid playing a harp while sitting on a rock in the ocean.
Panel 2: a pirate in a boat saying "I don't life the thing you are doing can you do a different thing that I like"
Panel 3: closeup of the mermaid saying "I will fucking increase the fucking thing"

(original comic by floccinaucinihilipilification.tumblr.com)

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Jan 27

A screenshot from the tv show "The Good Place" with Michael's quote "Jason figured it out?" as text except "Jason" has been crossed out and replaced with "palantir"

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Jan 22

An adaptation of the xkcd comic "dependency". A diagram made up of rectangles stacked on top of each other representing the structure and dependency of a technical system. At the top is the overall label "All modern AI deployments", near the bottom is one tiny piece which is somehow crucially supporting the majority of the weight of everything above, it is labelled "Buying access to a library of pirated content with $200k in crypto".

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Jan 18

Two images of a B-52. The top is labelled "Republicans" and is dropping bombs. The bottom is labelled "Democrats" and is outfitted with a body camera and a "Best Practices" sticker, it is dropping the exact same amount of bombs.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Jan 3

Book I would swear an oath on.

A picture of the hardback version of the book "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Dec 9

You will be visited by three spirits

A triptych of stylized paintings of Worf, Geordi, and Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. (Credit to "tracieching" on DeviantArt)

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Nov 5

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Oct 23

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Oct 20

Put this photo in the Louvre (there should be room now).

A photo of part of the White House being destroyed in order to make room for Trump's planned ballroom.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Oct 20

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answer only.

A still from the film The Fantastic Mr. Fox showing Mr. Fox, Mrs. Fox, and Kylie the opossum all wearing masks mid heist.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Sep 19

I'm afraid you've already combined the base ingredients, Dave.

HAL 9000's red eye (from the film 2001: A Space Odyssey)

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Sep 12

✨timeline cleanse✨ quote this with your favorite tumblr post

tumblr post from "swanjolras-blog-archive-deactiv":

*gosh* but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering "is there anybody out there" and hoping and guessing and imagining

because we as a species were so *lonely* and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe

and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us- we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we'd never get to meet them

and then

we built robots?

and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them *hey you wanna go exploring*, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image

and maybe in a hundred years we won't be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we'll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won't be around to meet them and say *hi! how are you! we're people, too! you're not alone any more!*, maybe we'll be gone

but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, *who were these people? what were they like?*

the robots can say, *when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us exporer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.*

*and they told us to tell you hello*

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Sep 7

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

A still from The Simpsons showing Dr. Nick with Mr. McGreg (who has a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg).

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Sep 2

Fuck it, I'm putting the sign back up, we're manifesting this shit.

A handwritten sign above a doorway reading "SURELY (this time)" in the style of the "BELIEVE" sign from Ted Lasso.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Jun 29

A screenshot of a tweet by @ZohranKMamdani: "Nothing ever happens during nightwatch on the Titanic, I'm just going to play candy crush and hope my boss doesn't notice." - Dated: 11:27 PM Apr 14, 1912

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· May 31

A chart of Trump's 2nd term tariff rates, inverted vertically with a taco superimposed over the section of the graph reprenting the peak rates and then a fall back to lower levels.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Apr 10

"You wouldn't import an idea" in the style of the "you wouldn't download a car" anti-piracy message

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Mar 24

A stick of butter with the label "EMAILS"

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Mar 14

If you could commission one fictional character to fix the current US political problems, who would it be?

The leader of the aliens from the film Mars Attacks, during an address of Congress.

InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈@inclinedplane· Mar 8

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