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he/they, punchcard enthusiast – born 593136000. I like daft memes, tech, art and tinkering/dev. Views and opinions expressed are often dumb, wrong and meaningless except fսϲk АІ sⅼοp.

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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· 8d

w i n d y

Screenshot of a mobile or smartphone map view of the NSW Ausgrid power network getting a it’s flappy ass cheeks clapped by a stiff breeze

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· 18d

odd, #warframe via wine/crossover got picky with the key combo for bullet jumping again, added a quick key config to Karabiner-Elements so I don't get RSI manually pressing Shift+Control+Space 9999 times a session.

screenshot of a key combo rule in Karabiner-Elements for MacOS.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· 24d

Moon must be really bright tonight… midnight and still producing 7kW 😂 perfect app Sungrow, no notes.

Screenshot from the iSolarCloud app showing solar, home and battery power feeds and values. This screenshot shows the solar producing 7kW and feeding most of that into the grid, but it’s midnight.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jul 10

#warframe nice.

Screenshot of the game 'Warframe' where the user is selecting what server instance to travel to. the two available instances are 1, and 69. Nice

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jul 8

Kronk Pepikrankenitz pictured smiling smugly holding out his id card. This card has been memed to now just display his picture and the words “monster fucker permit”

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jul 5

Glad to see ol’ Dick Smith still selling the classics.

A screenshot of the dicksmith.com.au website which used to be an electronics and hobby store. Now branded to sell general goods and apparently as listed dildos, vibrators and full fuck machine kits.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jul 4

Hu?

Peanut the Pyrenean Mountain Dog looking over his shoulder mid nap

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jun 22

Sure bud

Meme of people surrounding two crawfish, the setup looks like an impromptu cock fighting ring, with people around it appearing to cheer and bet money on the fight. All the people and even the crawfish are labeled as “leftists “

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jun 21

🎉

A screenshot of a mini puzzle game called 4x3 from Hank Green at https://www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jun 18

Got a lot on it's plate right now. #warframe

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jun 18

peak #warframe

screenshot from the game 'Warframe' showing one of the frames, 'Umbra the Broken' babysitting.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jun 10

A meme image called “fell for it again award” in the style of Soyjaks. The balding and bespectacled character has the blue ribbon pin award on their chest. They seem upset and uncertain at the events occurring.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jun 5

Snoot shot

Close up photo of Peanuts snoot, a dogs face with his black nose close to the camera.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· May 4

Fuggn Monday innit

A grainy screenshot of the Teletubbies sun rising over some green hills with a face of a grumpy and startled cats face super imposed over the suns circular surface where the normal Teletubbies baby face was. This is a meme to depict a conflict of emotions.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Apr 20

Yup yup

A smartphone screenshot of a Bluesky feed showing meta on the 420 data postings

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Apr 13

Yo @jessecox.bsky.social what is up my guy?

Mobile phone screenshot of a podcast app called Pocket Casts that is failing to stream the podcast called Cox n’ Crendor Show

Mobile phone screenshot of the Apple Podcasts player failing to play the podcast Cox n’ Crendor Show

Mobile phone screenshot of a browser navigating to coxandcrendor.com but getting an expired certificate warning.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Apr 12

A photo of a section of the pantry with Rice Wine Vinegar next to the White Rice Vinegar.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Mar 29

Take this

A vial of the water of life, here with a My Little Pony half covered within.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Mar 21

One of the Roborocks perspective shots of Peanut. 😆

Robot vacuum photo of a pet obstruction. In this case Peanut our Great Pyrenees

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Mar 16

Dad coming to pick us up from school in a
commodore UTE v8

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Feb 24

Wild take, shit rag.

A meme template called “won’t somebody think of the children” moral panic with the meme text of, ‘WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE WEALTHY PEDOPHILES’

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Feb 18

The font budget at my local Adventist wackos is out of control ! 😂

Junk mail pamphlet from seventh-days adventists

ANTI-CHRISTS AT WAR
Islam
Christianity
POLITICAL CHAOS IN PROPHECY
WHY IT MATTERS

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Feb 18

The #cloudflare outage looks to have also taken down our +70million dollar BOM website. #auspol #BOM

Mobile phone screenshot of the BOM weather app being blank

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Feb 18

Vibe coded 💀

Mobile phone screenshot of YouTube app. Shows a “Something went wrong” message

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Feb 10

Wild to think about how many animal buttholes were in the training data, such that my robot vacuums have a >80 confidence that this is a pet.

Mobile app screenshot of a Roborock pet detection / obstacle avoidance flag on a robot vacuum

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Feb 1

Scientists always packing heat 💀 The heck is a 'Teibi t94' and where can I get one, can't find a wiki reference for it? @quasimorph.bsky.social

Screenshot of a kill log from the game Quasimorph:

Spear dealt 9 (lacerating) damage to Bastion with a shot from Longhu. Bastion is dead. Scientist dealt 40 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear got Fracture! Scientist dealt 31 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear got Fracture! Scientist dealt 52 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear is dead. Spear got an amputation. Shoulder falls onto the floor! The body of agent Z8-2535 was found with numerous wounds. Rest in peace.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jan 30

I just closed up the house this morning as two nearby fires are blowing out way, (contained for now) with increasing certainty I fear, each season is going to be record breaking from here out.

A screen grab from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025%E2%80%9326_Australian_bushfire_season
Showing the 2025-26 bushfire season for NSW clearly outlining record temperatures and climate change as key contributing causes.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jan 29

Overkill Dies, convulses then fries to a crisp 💀

Screenshot of pc game quasimorph showing my clone getting vaporised like a bug

Damage log paints a grim picture
49: Corporate Elite dealt 66 (shock) damage to Shrike with a shot from Thunderstorm.
49: Shrike is dead.
49: Shrike is convulsing!
49: Shrike got Electroburn!

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jan 29

His genuine reaction to one courier and the posty knocking on the door.

Pictured is a dog called Peanut lazing half asleep on tiles while blissfully ignoring and guard dog duties he may have.

/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/@inept· Jan 26

Heaps of these Praying Mantis egg sacks in our lemon myrtle trees