Kelly

@infinitefinite

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Kelly@infinitefinite· 29d

WAIT SHIT FUCK I MEAN

Kelly@infinitefinite· Jul 9

posting on bsky like

image from the movie Titanic where the lone lifeboat goes back to check for survivors after the ship sank. there are a bunch of dead bodies floating in the water in the foreground with the lifeboat in the center of the image. at the top, it reads "Is there anyone alive out there? Can anybody hear me?" the officer in the lifeboat who is doing the yelling is labeled "me" and the dead bodies are labeled "bluesky"

Kelly@infinitefinite· Jul 9

Hi, Kate. What's your take on fucking off?

screenshot of incoming text message that reads:

Hi, I'm Kate. What's your take on the US-Israel alliance? Got a sec to chat? Stop2End

Kelly@infinitefinite· Jul 8

hi friends, heads up that our froggy friend Internet Frog @pogue.omg.lol has caught a 3-day suspension due to bsky mod humor deficiencies, but can be reached on signal at @pogue.76 or email pogue@omg.lol if you'd like to say hi

Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @pogue.omg.lol and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Respectful Discourse. We create a safe space for discussion by prohibiting threats and conten t meant to scare or intimidate people.

For example:
• Do not threaten others with death, serious harm, or express that others should be hurt or killed • Do not promote, glorify, or incite violence against individuals or groups. • Do not share graphic violent content designed to shock, disturb, or intimidate others.
The following Post was removed:

[edited to remove the text that got the ban hammer and replaced with "BLUESKY MODS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR"]

Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes. Because you reached 4 strikes, your account has been suspended for 3 days. You will be able to access your account again on 11th Jul, 2026.

If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation @blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.

Bluesky Moderation Team

Kelly@infinitefinite· Jun 20

oh, stop it, you

a screenshot showing that user @schizanon.bsky.social has added me to yet another moderation list called "Hates AI Crypto Smart-glasses NFTs Bitcoin GLP1 or VR"

Kelly@infinitefinite· Jun 17

bsky on a suspending and banning spree

Kelly@infinitefinite· Jun 12

well fine then

a screenshot showing 0 chat requests in the new bluesky group chat feature

Kelly@infinitefinite· Jun 1

a gift from the LinkedIn timeline @marisakabas.bsky.social

a linkedin post from Marisa Kabas that reads
"why does everyone

post on linkedin

like this?

are full paragraphs

not allowed?

can a thought only be

taken seriously if there

are numerous line breaks?"

followed by another post on linkedin from a different user formatted exactly as she is making fun of

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 30

I should have used a crazy eyes picture of DeMartino

Anthony DeMartino looking crazy with one eye bloodshot and bulging

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 30

tell me I'm wrong

Rod Brind'Amour, coach of the Carolina Hurricanes

Anthony DeMartino, one of Daria's teachers from the TV show Daria

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 29

at this rate, maybe I get my wish 😂🤣

An AI consultant tells Axios one of their clients recently spent half a billion dollars in a single month after failing to put usage limits on Claude licenses for employees

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 28

he looks like the ventriloquist dummy from Night of the Living Dummy

cover of the Goosebumps book Night of the Living Dummy by R.L. Stine

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 27

the way the timeline lines up sometimes 😂

A screenshot showing two separate posts on the following feed

ali ❤️⭐ @holojester.bsky.social
true loves piss

Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️
no judgement btw if u love drinking piss i just wanna know

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 22

fuck OFF with this shit jfc

screenshot of the top of the screen of the Phone app

Phone
Let a call assistant screen calls for you. Callers will be asked for their name and the reason for their call.
Not now Turn on

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 21

I have proof you were possessed

Screenshot of Gonzo's post that I'm replying to showing that it has 666 likes

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 21

I do not want and did not ask for any of this thanks

screenshot of new "features" in the latest update pushed to my phone

What's new in One UI 8.5
Galaxy AI
Transform photos with prompts and image clips
Use the text field in Photo assist to add, change, or remove things in images. You can...
Find out who's calling and why before answering
Let a call assistant screen calls for you. Callers will be asked for their name and the reason f...
Erase anything with ease
Remove photobombers, objects, and more, with Photo assist's advanced AI eraser. It's th...
Broadcast sound to others around you
Broadcast the media you're listening to or broadcast your voice using your phone's mic...
Send calls to Direct voicemail
Let callers record a message when you can't answer and see what they say in real time o...

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 18

wtf that's not fucking cool

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 12

I'm considering starting a weekly newsletter for $1/month, but instead of depressing news, it's a compilation of pictures of my cats

TRADE OFFER meme

I get: money to avoid homelessness and starvation
you get: weekly cat photos, my undying gratitude, bragging rights

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 12

projects continuing to project

a photo of the same two canvas boards from the quoted post that had been painted iridescent emerald green. black paint has been added to each to create an abstract pattern of circles

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 9

Dave Chappelle as Tyrone Biggums meme that reads "y'all got any more of them jobs?"

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 7

hey wait

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 5

nice

a screenshot of the post this is in response to, showing that it has 69 likes. The 69 and heart are circled in red.

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 5

I love doing stuff like this to mentally unwind

A digital drawing of overlapping squares and rectangles in rainbow colors. Created by filling the page with colors, creating a new layer that is completely filled with black, and then drawing with the eraser, which removes the black revealing the colors below.

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 3

projects be projecting all over the place

two small canvas boards with a single layer of iridescent green paint drying on them sitting on a black silicon mat from Holo Taco

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 3

I knew they sounded familiar

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 3

😘

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 2

URGENT UPDATE

the same tabby cat from the quoted post contorted in a different position, holding her head in her paws, looking at the camera with one eye, with a back leg extended out

Kelly@infinitefinite· May 2

we snuggle

Leela, my tabby cat, curled up in a ball and napping on a fluffy white blanket I have draped over me

Kelly@infinitefinite· Apr 26

this is loser shit. stealing people's work is not okay, and using AI to mass-remove someone's watermarks on their work is fucked up, even if you say it's "just memes"

screenshot of a post from user @sneakyness.com

Nothing funnier than fuckmen getting caremad about their memes getting their watermarks removed.

Since they care so much, I went ahead and scraped all of their other memes and then actually used AI to remove all of the watermarks. You can download a zip of them all here: [redacted because fuck this person]

Kelly@infinitefinite· Apr 26

for your REMOVED BY AUTHOR needs