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May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. (@inkloaded) · DIRTY

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.

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🐙💦 Here there be Monster Fuckers! 🐙💦 Queer AF Monster Erotica Author. Knight of the Order of the Peen Piper. READ MY BOOKS! Stay for the humor, Come from the Monsterfucking. 🐳🐔 #MFWould #MFWrites 🚫AI 🚫 NFTs 🚫Kings

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May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Jul 12

Two days left to sign up for the MONSTER HOTEL GROUP ARC! That's right, 8 fabulously monstrous stories are headed your way REAL SOON! Better go sign the guest registry before all of the VIP slots are taken. 😉 Reserver your ARC today! forms.gle/P7WjttBcYAvf... #booksky #MFWrites #MonsterLovers

Checking in? Reserve your Monster Hotel ARC today! Link in Bio! Sign up by July 14th! (Image: a hotel hallway background. Foreground shows a bellhop in a red and dark grey uniform holding a large number of vintage style suitcases. The bellhop isn't human, however, and his head consists of a giant, manic-looking poofball with eyes.)

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Jul 2

WHAT'S THIS?? A FREE BOOK?! It's the @smashwords.bsky.social SUMMER SALE, Y'ALL! SATYR ON THE SKI JUMP is FREE until July 31st! Monsters, Winter Olympics, and Monster Loving? Count me in! www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #FreeBook #MonsterRomance #SportsRomance #MFWrites

Satyr on the Ski Jump by May Furhst is FREE as part of the Smashwords Summer/Winter sale! Snag your copy before July 31st!

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Jul 2

DO YOU LIKE MONSTERS? HOW ABOUT ARCs? NOW OPEN: Sign-ups for the MONSTROUS HOTEL GROUP ARC! 8 Stories 1 Group ARC A whoooole lot of Monsters! Welcome to World Tree Resorts; We're like Hotel Transylvania, but smutty. 😏 SIGN-UPS CLOSE JULY 14TH! forms.gle/dXobYKMhZVJm...

Checking in? World Tree Resorts awaits you! Sign up now to join this Monstrous Hotel ARC Team!

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· May 2

Remember kids: Always choose the bear!

May Furhst has expertly photoshopped her face into the flower costume for the May Queen from the horror movie, Midsommar.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· May 1

LAST CHANCE for the APRIL ALIENS & MORE BOOK SALE! Ends today! (April 30th) You can check it out here: storykeepr.com/tl/aliens-n-...

Last chance for the April Aliens & More multi-author book sale!

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 27

Happy Release Day to CLAIMED IN THE DEEP by Lisa Freed! It's tentacles & more in this first release of the MONSTERS OF THE DEEP novella series! Be sure to GET CLAIMED and pre-order your favorites today! bit.ly/48pI1fB #MonsterRomance #MonstersOfTheDeep #Consentacles #MonsterLovers

RELEASE DAY! Claimed in the Deep by Lisa Freed! (Graphic: The book cover for Claimed in the Deep is in an e-reader frame that floats underwater with a reef and bubbles in the background.)

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 27

AUGERINO AMORE by Brittany Lawrence Joanna Moonbeam has blown into a small town plagued by giant sink holes. Fine time to join a magical dating app run by a unicorn! It would take real magic to find her someone to date way out here! bit.ly/42trzaC #MonsterRomance #MonsterLovers #Tremors

OUT NOW! Augerino Amore by Brittany Lawrence!

Welcome to the DATE-A-BASE! It's time to get MATCHED BY THE UNICORN! We've got 13 new novellas coming your way! Howling For You by Samantha Sapphire. My Grumpy Goblin Date by S.R. Griffith. Kiss Out Of Water by Sayla Masse. Flippin’ The Bird by Keri Boberry. He’s A Doll by Lara Reagan. Augerino Amore by Brittany Lawrence. Rockstar RAWR(mance) by May Furhst. Blacklight Delight by Lavender Bleu. Don’t Want No Shrubs by Inida Cox. Dog Day Afternoon by Mia Davis. Horn Sweet Horn by Delilah Sparks. Out On A Limb by Mia C. Bella. Don’t Go Kraken My Heart by Sabrina Cross.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 26

MEET THE CHARACTER: CLAMMANDER AUGUSTUS WAVE He's strong, handsome, and the protector of the Mystic Clam Fields. He's also got a thing for women who might eat him. 🙃 Find out more in DANGLED IN THE DEEP! Coming to Kindle and Kindle Unlimited on May 13th! Pre-order today! buff.ly/wDvdR8v

Meet the character: Clammander Augustus Wave! MMC for Dangled in the Deep, which releases on May 13th!

CLAMMANDER AUGUSTUS WAVE. Protector of the Mystic Clam Fields. Not A Pirate. Human. Very Edible. Has a thing for women who could eat him. Always by the book. Good at keeping secrets.

COMING SOON: DANGLED IN THE DEEP by May Furhst! Pre-order now! This book will be swimming soon to a kindle near you! Releases on May 13th.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 26

ROCKSTAR RAWRMANCE - Releasing on May 1st BY May Furhst! 🐔 Chicken-Sized Dinosaurs 🎤 Battle of the Bands 🦖 Big Head, Little Arms 📳 Dating App Shenanigans 🦄 Meddlesome Unicorns PRE-ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY! buff.ly/CkvPmOM #MFWrites #BookRelease #MonsterLovers #MonsterRomance #RockstarRomance

Pre-Order Now! Rockstar Rawrmance by May Furhst! It's Prehysteria meets Aggretsuko meets Scott Pilgrim!

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 25

HOME, HOME ON THE STRANGE is ON SALE FOR 99c UNTIL APRIL 30TH! Now's your chance to nab a copy of this rompin', ropin', sci-fi romcom! Home, Home for 99c - buff.ly/Ol9a5DL Be sure to check out the rest of the APRIL ALIENS & MORE multi-author sale, hosted by Sheila Jenne! buff.ly/Rfmx6rL

Home, Home on the Strange by May Furhst is on sale for 99 cents from 4/23 - 4/30.

The April Aliens & More multi-author sale runs from 4/23 - 4/30! Be sure to check out all the non-human books on sale!

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 25

HE'S A DOLL by Lara Reagan Somewhere between their laughter and logistical nightmares, feelings grow, but Ben doesn’t. Love is all about compromise. But this might be the biggest ask in romantic history! It's HONEY I NEED TO SHRINK FOR MY PENIS in this mini-monster-sized romance! buff.ly/98ZumKc

OUT NOW! He's A Doll by Lara Reagan.

Ebook covers and release dates are shown for the middle 4 releases of the Matched by the Unicorn novella series. They are: He's A Doll by Lara Reagan, releasing on 4/24. Augerino Amore by Brittany Lawrence, releasing on 4/27. Rockstar RAWRmance by May Furhst, releasing on 5/1. Blacklight Delight by Lavender Bleu, releasing on 5/4.

Welcome to the Date-A-Base! We've got 13 new novellas coming your way! Howling For You by Samantha Sapphire. My Grumpy Goblin Date by S.R. Griffith. Kiss Out Of Water by Sayla Masse. Flippin’ The Bird by Keri Boberry. He’s A Doll by Lara Reagan. Augerino Amore by Brittany Lawrence. Rockstar RAWR(mance) by May Furhst. Blacklight Delight by Lavender Bleu. Don’t Want No Shrubs by Inida Cox. Dog Day Afternoon by Mia Davis. Horn Sweet Horn by Delilah Sparks. Out On A Limb by Mia C. Bella. Don’t Go Kraken My Heart by Sabrina Cross.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 23

NEXT PANEL STARTS IN 5 MINUTES! Join us in discord! discord.gg/pej5HRSjw

Otherworldly Love Virtual Event next panel on April 23rd from 2-5pm EST.

Otherworldly Love Virtual Event next panel on April 23rd from 2-5pm EST.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 23

Do you enjoy ~dangerous ladies~? How about DANGEROUS LADY PIRATES? If you answered yes to any of these, than you'd better swim fast and add a copy of DANGLED IN THE DEEP to your treasure trove today! Pre-order this deep-sea romcom HERE: buff.ly/wDvdR8v #MFWrites #MonsterLovers #MonsterRomance

Meet the character: Captain Angela Fysch! Image: Captain Angela is a humanoid lady pirate with an anglerfish head. She stands in her pirate garb holding an open clam with a pearl inside. She leans against a large treasure chest with a pile of treasure next to her. The pile of treasure is also holding up a pirate flag. The entire tableau sits inside the open maw of a giant clam.

Captain Angela Fysch: Wanted by the World Government for...Reasons. Anglerfish. Searching for the Mystic Pearl (of Pleasure). Everything-Sexual. Pirate. Really likes Booty. Might melt you with her vagina. Enjoys eating men.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 22

Special LIVE VIRTUAL EVENT with OTHERWORLDLY LOVE EVENTS! Join May Furhst and a whole host of other panelists to talk all about MONSTERS on Thursday, April 23rd, starting at 2:00pm EST // 7:00pm BST! Tickets are apx $12 USD and can be purchased here: buff.ly/DDpCYWr HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!

TOMORROW!

Panel Descriptions for April 23rd: DEEP DIVE with Penny Moss, Selina Shaw, Ali Williams, Ivy Knox, and Dianna Hardy. WE ARE THE WEIRDOS MISTER with Selina Shaw, Dianna Hardy, Rowan Woodcock, and May Furhst. ALPHA HOLE VS CINNAMON ROLL with Marit Prins, Marilyn Barr, May Furhst, Marian Pattechat, and Lilith Leana.

Next Otherworldly Love Virtual Event will be held on Thursday, April 23rd, from 19:00-22:00 UK Time. Tickets are 10 pounds and can be purchased at https://www.otherworldlyloveevents.com/tickets/

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 22

Our first 4 matches are LIVE! Check out these meet-cuties today! 📳 Dating App Romance! 👾 Monsters! ✨️ Magic! 🦄 Unicorns! You can nab your copy of the first 4 books in the Matched by the Unicorn series HERE: buff.ly/tsiJetf #MFWrites #MonsterLovers #MonsterRomance #RomanceBooks

OUT NOW: Howling for You by Samantha Sapphire, My Grumpy Goblin Date by S.R. Griffith, Kiss Out of Water by Sayla Masse, Flippin' the Bird by Keri Boberry.

Welcome to the Date-A-Base! We've got 13 new novellas coming your way! Howling For You by Samantha Sapphire. My Grumpy Goblin Date by S.R. Griffith. Kiss Out Of Water by Sayla Masse. Flippin’ The Bird by Keri Boberry. He’s A Doll by Lara Reagan. Augerino Amore by Brittany Lawrence. Rockstar RAWR(mance) by May Furhst. Blacklight Delight by Lavender Bleu. Don’t Want No Shrubs by Inida Cox. Dog Day Afternoon by Mia Davis. Horn Sweet Horn by Delilah Sparks. Out On A Limb by Mia C. Bella. Don’t Go Kraken My Heart by Sabrina Cross.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 18

When he's a 10, but he's always licking his balls...

A black cat lays on his side on a hardwood floor. Several toys are scattered around him and he looks at the camera with an expression clearly intent on mischief. His feet extend to the side and are resting atop the human foot standing near him. The human was just minding their own business when he decided to join them and flop directly upon their foot. Clearly, it is playtime.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 12

Went to a mini Ren Faire yesterday & brought home some loot! Many shenanigans were had! 😏

Photo of a hand holding a rectangular sticker that reads: "My other car is a gelatinous cube!"

Photo of a hand holding a pair of earrings. The earrings are orange in color & are little marginalia creatures.

Photo of a miniature set of a battle axe & shield, both made out of wood with leather straps.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 11

LITTLE HANDS, BIG HEART! Join Lance King, T-Rex dinosaur shifter & lead singer for WE'RE BACK, as he fights for LOVE...and first place at the Battle of the Bands! Nab your ticket to this upcoming romcom today! mybook.to/RAWRMANCE Releasing MAY 1ST! #MonstetRomance #MonsterLove #Dinosaurs

Pre-order now! Rockstar Rawrmance by May Fürhst! It's Prehysteria meets Aggretsuko meets Scott Pilgrim! (Graphics: the book cover for Rockstar Rawrmance sits to the left with the above text situated around it. Miriam Buffels, the mischievous unicorn with a huge pink afro sits in the bottom tight corner, playing on her cell phone. Text next to her reads "You've been matched!")

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 10

HAPPY BOOK BIRTHDAY to @sammysapphire.bsky.social ! HOWLING FOR YOU brings us that sweet, fated mates, werewolf action! 🐺 Big Bad Wolf 📏 Size Diff 💞 Dating App Meet-Cute 🦄 Unicorn Mischief 🏃‍♀️ Primal Play / Chase / Hunting Play Read HOWLING today! storykeepr.com/tl/matched-b... #MonsterRomance

HAPPY RELEASE DAY to HOWLING FOR YOU by Samantha Sapphire! Graphics: The ebook cover for the novella is surrounded by the listed tropes of the story (Big Bad Wolf, primal play, dating-app meet-cute, fated mates, size difference). A mischievous unicorn peeks in from the right side of the image.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 10

NEW SERIES! WHO DIS?? MATCHED BY THE UNICORN is a shared-world novella series about a mischievous unicorn and the matches she makes for others through her dating app! Check out the series today and get reading! storykeepr.com/tl/matched-b... #MonsterRomance #BookSky #NewBookSeries #MFWrites

Welcome to the Date-A-Base! We've got 13 new novellas coming your way! Howling For You by Samantha Sapphire. My Grumpy Goblin Date by S.R. Griffith. Kiss Out Of Water by Sayla Masse. Flippin’ The Bird by Keri Boberry. He’s A Doll by Lara Reagan. Augerino Amore by Brittany Lawrence. Rockstar RAWR(mance) by May Furhst. Blacklight Delight by Lavender Bleu. Don’t Want No Shrubs by Inida Cox. Dog Day Afternoon by Mia Davis. Horn Sweet Horn by Delilah Sparks. Out On A Limb by Mia C. Bella. Don’t Go Kraken My Heart by Sabrina Cross.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Apr 5

HAPPY BETTER-CHECK-YOUR EGGS DAY, MY LITTLE MONSTERFUCKERS!

A Cadbury style egg, wrapped in pink foil, sits with the foil halfway open. The top of the egg has burst apart and there is a Xenomorph alien baby perched on top. "Happy Easter" is scrawled across the bottom of the poster.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Mar 28

Looking for something cozy to cuddle up with this weekend? Check out the MARCH COZY SALE with @jennelikejennay.bsky.social, @inkloaded.bsky.social, @ardenpowell.bsky.social, and more! Books will be FREE, 99c, or 1.99 during the sale! Sale ends 3/31! sheilajenne.com/march-cozy-s... #MFWrites

Book sale! 3/24-3/31, check out this multi-author sale being hosted by author Sheila Jenne! Books will be Free, 99c, or 1.99 during the sale. May Furhst's novella "Snowed in with the Snow Cat" will be on sale for 99c! Be sure to check it out! Link in post.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Mar 27

🎉 IT'S RELEASE DAY! 🎉 SATYR ON THE SKI JUMP 🐐Goats 🧹 Witches 🚀🍆 The Peen Seen 'Round The World! 🦵 Buns of Steel 🔥 FLAMMENWERFER! If that doesn't tell you everything you need to know, well then I can't help you. 😂 GO READ MY LATEST BOOK! storykeepr.com/go/8Tkxwc5_ #MFWrites #MonsterRomance

He's just a hop, skip, and a lump away from the gold! It's SATYR ON THE SKI JUMP by May Furhst! Releasing WIDE on 3/27/2026

Welcome to the Monster Games! We're giving 'Finishing First' a new meaning! Check out these 6 novellas for all your winter sporting monster needs!

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Mar 17

Speaking of Sapphic Monster Ladies, DID YOU KNOW that @wildcardcameron.bsky.social has a new book out?! You can snag it here: mybook.to/swtfs *Olympic Sports! *Foxxxy Ladies! *Love Abroad! *Only One Sled! *'Eating Out' *Foxholes?!?! Check out SLEDDING WITH THE FOX SPIRITS today! 💚 #MonsterRomance

Book cover for Sledding with the Fox Spirits: A Monster Games Novella by Sayla Masse. The cover is green toned with a picture of a luge athlete in slide position on their sled. A colorful fox's tail peeks out from beneath their body

Monster Games! Releasing 3/16, 3/18, 3/20, 3/23, 3/25, AND 3/27! Catch these monstrously sexy athlete stories today!

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Mar 9

ARC SIGNUPS ARE OPEN! Join our GROUP ARC for THE MONSTER GAMES today! Signups CLOSE on 3-15-2026, OR SOONER if we reach our limit! This is a 6 Novella Series involving SPICE, MONSTERS, and THE OLYMPICS. More details on the form! forms.gle/woAbreHVtvqz... #ARCReaders #BookSky #WriteSky #MFWrites

ARC OPPORTUNITY! Do you like: Monsters? The Olympics? Sassy Writers? Sign up for THE MONSTER GAMES Today! Signups close on 3-15-2026, or sooner if we reach our cap. Link in post, or go to https://monstergames.carrd.co/

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Mar 9

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY! A huge thank you to all the fabulous Ladies of all gender-preferences who've been along for the ride with me, this past year in particular! May your 2026 be fruitful and your Femme Energy off the charts! 💜 Auntie May

Happy International Women's day from the Human-Extraterrestrial Liaison Program on Planet WLN269.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Mar 5

Last month I put out my first alien romcom, and my alien was inspired by a combo of Predator, Komondor dogs, and Cousin Itt. Basically dozens of prehensile limbs, but sprouting from the head. They're partly biomechanical, and can be used as sensors & for memory storage. Named: Z'arthaxians

Xenoth the Z'arthaxian. The main character in the novella Home, Home on the Strange, by May Furhst. Xenoth is drawn by Anastasia on fivrr. You can message May for a link.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Feb 14

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! The paperbacks arrived! Happy Valentine's to meeeeeee!!!! #NewBook #MFWrites

A photo of May Furhst's new novella in paperback form, stacked against her other novellas.

A photo of May Furhst's new novella in paperback form, stacked against her other novellas.

A photo of 5 of May Furhst's new novellas, fanned out like playing cards in her hand.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Feb 1

T-Minus 1 Day until LIFTOFF! Planet WLN269 Transportation Services are delighted to be bringing Earth's Females to their potential planetary partners! **Screaming Earth Cats may be obtained at the H.E.L.P. offices. mybook.to/Home_On_The_... #AlienRomance #MonsterLovers #NewBook #MFWrites

T-Minus 1 day until liftoff! Xenoth the Z'arthaxian stands, looking off to the left with a mild happy blush as he is lassoed from off-screen by his female.

DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKET?! Planet WLN269 Transportation Services are ready and waiting! Transfer ships at the Earth's orbitary satellite!

Planet WLN269 is a multi-author, shared world series launching in February 2026! The men are lonely, the women are In Charge, and the opossums are screaming! Series brought to you by: May Furhst, E.K. Darnell, Ginger Kane, Holly Hanzo, Sabrina Cross, Latrexa Nova, Kenzie James, Elsie LePlant, April Showers, and Dakota Cockaday writing as Cassie O. Peia!

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.@inkloaded· Jan 31

T-Minus 2...Days Until Launch! Do you like aliens? Sexy stuff? Fruit by the foot flavored 💦? Rodeo Riding Rebels? You're gonna LOVE Home, Home on the Strange! Become a U-F-HO today! mybook.to/Home_On_The_... #AlienRomance #MFWrites #NewBookRelease #Smut #OutOfThisWorldRomance

T-Minus 2 Days until Sally Rider ropes herself an alien lover!

Do you have your ticket? Planet WLN269 Transportation Services are ready and waiting to bring you through the wormholes!

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