Pictured: John ordering

BOY I have SEEN your BOAT don’t try to front me

God I would rather watch this on repeat for an hour

Was this your plane, by chance?

Don't hang up yet, I've got about five questions I need to ask him

Tamatoa's right - it's all a diversion

I know we're being serious here, but let's take a sanity break. James - buddy, friend, pal - hear me out. It worked for Tom

My sweet summer special boy I don't care if his fingers are touching or not This is "resign your office" shit Tina Smith has been just as progressive as Al Franken on policy, and there has been zero calls for her to resign Don't water down your ethics because someone you like violates them

Any time I think of Trump's Iran policy and war, Alex Norris has the easiest way to sum it all up

This guy’s a genuine Nostradamus, I think he missed his true calling

One has to wonder how much funding Jennifer Mnookin is getting from private corporations and philanthropy, as well.

*chefskiss* *chefskiss* Pavlova.

Hanging on the outside of the WaPo today

You should send them a gift bag with seasoning

America, Land of the Free (2026)

Are we talking about Trump, Jonathan Ross, Bovino, Stephen Miller, JD, or Kash?

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains. The 90s were an embarrassment of riches of great albums. I’m surprised no one upthread that I saw has posted this one yet.

My, My, What a Corner You’ve Painted Yourself Into, You Feckless Morons. From the NYT / Adam Liptak. “Rules for you and not for us” is only fun and games when Trump isn’t playing with your own investments, huh?

Some wisdom is truly timeless

“Son…I might have considered it, but let me tell you: I know Nancy Reagan, I’m married to Nancy Reagan, and you’re no Nancy Reagan.” #epsteinfiles