Iron Capt.
@ironcapt
Pro-wife, Anti-Nazi.
Don’t worry guys. I am sure the Administration will do better on their next couple death notifications/dignified transfers. It’s not like they have done this stuff before. But maybe take out the merch link next time?
My wife is reading my daughter Little House on the Prairie. If we run out of food this weekend, I may have go deer hunting. Just kidding. We might have to eat daddy’s emergency pizzas in the bottom of the freezer.
“Look boss, you can’t just wear a suit. Go for casual. Like, what you would wear to the Exchange on a Saturday afternoon. Be authentic.”
The game was great, but I also loved seeing the flyover pilot getting his baby on the Jumbotron. Beat Army.
I subscribe to Economist because I don’t want to read these kinds of articles. And, because I am better than you.
This is the Hallmark Movie we have all been waiting for. I heard they both got shredded for the Honeymoon.
John Mulaney: I have a theory that all dad’s are cramming for a WWII trivia quiz show. Me: well, someone forgot Operation Paperclip
If you don’t think dominoes involves warfighting, you are playing it wrong.
Hey guys! We want to open tomorrow and this sign maker says he can do a rush job. What’s the laziest name we can think of, right now?
Note: this guy got a Canadian passport to avoid mandatory military service. Given, it was apartheid era South Africa; but still…