Carver Cones at your wedding reception. I’m verklempt. Speak amongst yourself.

Two out of three ain’t bad.

Cubs tie it up off Todd from Breaking Bad.

Coming soon to Kinnick.

Rest easy old friend.

Using one today.

Thinking about UMass vs Rutgers on September 3rd.

SWEEP

97% of the script in “The Bear” is yeah.

Coastal Colorado

Attention Marion neighbors. I’m in a smooth sailing Yacht Rock mood tonight. You’ve been warned.

Shorter version: “I’m rich bitch!”

The European mind can’t comprehend this.

The Spurs.

Remember when the Cubs were 27-12? That was awesome.

Time to watch the Cubs and think about my poor life choices.

Happy 6/4 to all who celebrate this holy day.

Thinking about my dog shit offense.

I demand an extension.

PCA to STL

Fly the W?

Cubs.