mary tyler less
@islandinmymind
virgo sun, infj moon, anxiety rising • west coast • adult or whatevs (occasionally nsfw — mdni 🔞) • don’t DM me
is it okay to promote myself on here if i’m $150 short on rent and don’t want to hear from my landlord about it?
when you’re funny, people you’ve never seen will block you (forgor i even had listifications)
popular opinion about apples that will put you in this position
time to pay rent to a boomer renting out properties for passive income
roommate: check this shit out *opens a bag of carrots and pulls out this* me: holy shit it’s a lady
WELL IT FINALLY FUCJING HAPPENED TOILET SPIDER IT CRAWLED ON MY ASS AS I WAS SITTING ON THE TOIELT IM GONNA FICKING KMS MYSELF
almost stepped on this lil one yesterday, i’m glad it moved a bit so i avoided it but i did scoot it off into the bushes
@pelicantowndyke.bsky.social beugs was fricking on my hand this morning
my oldest was fascinated with a funereal duskywing butterfly in a parking lot yesterday