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@it-i4n

hypothetically possible | exogenously testosteronated | sensorially participatory | unrepentantly extant | fundamentally irredeemable | featherlessly biped

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ian@it-i4n· 9d

"I'm such a fat fucking chud"

walrus

ian@it-i4n· 15d

pleased to report I'm getting penis pill ads again

screenshot of a penis pill (bluechew) ad I got

ian@it-i4n· 22d

he has similar aura

labubu guy. I want to describe him well for accessibility but it's genuinely difficult. he is wearing a white button down shirt, navy shorts, white sneakers, and aviator sunglasses. he is wearing a pink labubu on a chain like a necklace. his head is almost a perfect rectangle, buy the chin is sorta pointed. his haircut makes his head look even more anatomically inaccurate. he's making a smirk that doesn't look like it should be possible for a human to make. he is standing next to a conventionally attractive woman who is attempting to angle her body away from him, but he's grabbing her waist and pulling it in towards him. he has the aura of a comic relief cartoon villain.

ian@it-i4n· 28d

I'm tired

screenshot of someone who has responded to the original "Sounds like gender-affirming care to me." post with "Here are some side effects of testosterone therapy replacement — common side effects include severe acne, fluid retention, mood swings, and testicular shrinkage. Critically, it can thicken your blood (raising clot/stroke risks), worsen sleep apnea, and strain your cardiovascular health."

ian@it-i4n· Jun 23

watch the fuck out tomorrow, stars inform me I must go sicko mode

costar screenshot showing that tomorrow is a "great day for revenge" and the "best day to go on a bender"

ian@it-i4n· Jun 23

it's me I'm the homie

me telling rose that my left and right nipple are wildly different colors b/c I'm recovering from top surgery and her making the poast

ian@it-i4n· Jun 18

screenshot showing that bluesky allowed me to make all those posts simultaneously

ian@it-i4n· Jun 9

my life goal is to make somebody say "he should have stopped writing years ago" about me

amazon product review: "Not worth buying--the poems are just
random thoughts of an old man.
This poet has outlived his talent! He
should have stopped writing years ago.
He's just hanging on by his reputation."

ian@it-i4n· Jun 6

this made me wonder if I'd done this. stopped taking screenshots because there were too many

text screenshot of me saying yippee

text screenshot of me saying yippee

text screenshot of me saying yippee

text screenshot of me saying yippee

ian@it-i4n· May 28

After numerous questions of this nature, he learned how many essentially different substances are found on Saturn. He learned that there were only about thirty, like God, space, matter, the beings with extension that sense, the beings with extension that sense and think, the thinking beings that have no extension; those that are penetrable, those that are not, and the rest. The Sirian, whose home contained 300 and who had discovered 3,000 of them in his voyages, prodigiously surprised the philosopher of Saturn. Finally, after having told each other a little of what they knew and a lot of what they did not know, after having reasoned over the course of a revolution around the sun, they resolved to go on a small philosophical voyage together.

ian@it-i4n· May 27

it is a diagram of the inside of my brain

drawing of a rat in a tube on a vibrating platform

ian@it-i4n· May 15

I did this a few months ago when I was trying to show a friend how different my handwriting is when I think someone else will read it vs when I think I'm the only one who will read it

my handwriting. two distinct styles.

ian@it-i4n· May 12

how it feels to be a polyamorous millennial straight man homo slut

Kirby wearing a t-shirt that says "big dick is back in town" and a smiling real big

ian@it-i4n· Apr 29

I donated my tits to science and all I got was this signed dean young

a signed copy of The Art of Recklessness by Dean Young

ian@it-i4n· Apr 27

3 days

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
protein drinks $3,600
Utlity $150
someone who is good at the economy please
help me budget this. my family is dying

picture of the inside of my fridge showing fourteen billion protein drinks

ian@it-i4n· Apr 26

his writing vs the man who wrote it. bodybuilders have weapons-grade levels of autism

These factors include but are not limited to endogenous androgen production, sex
normone metabolism, androgen receptor
density and expression, scalp skin porosity, the dosage used, if there are open wounds on the scalp or not, the vehicle used, frequency of administration, and more.
Does this ensure side effects? No.
However, applying anything to your skin with a low enough molecular weight to be absorbed and not expecting it to go systemic at all is wishful thinking
The molecular weight of RU58841 is 369.34 g/mol [R].
7 Da (dalton)=g/mol.
The molecular weight of a compound must be under 500 Dalton to allow skin absorption (which RU58841 is) [R]

bodybuilder dude (more plates more dates guy)

ian@it-i4n· Apr 17

ending every finance blog I write from now on with "Just kidding. I don't know. I made that all up. Fuck you"

reddit comment:

Wow. Never thought the day would come when somebody would
ask.
Because in the early postwar years, Japanese burger chains
reportedly borrowed heavily from the aesthetics of kissaten food
displays, where slight imperfection was seen as proof of
hand-assembled care rather than factory uniformity. A perfectly
centered patty looked too mechanical, too "American showroom.
So display artists began setting the fillings just a little off-center to
suggest freshness, softness, and the idea that the burger had been
gently placed together that morning by a real person.
Over time, that tiny asymmetry became its own visual language
Advertisers found that a slightly askew burger made the layers
easier to see at a glance in wax displays and printed menus,
especially in cramped storefronts and train-station food courts. By
the late 1970s, design manuals in the fast-food industry supposedly
even recommended a "living tilt" to make buns appear more
appetizing and less rigid.
Just kidding. I don't know. I made that all up. Fuck you

ian@it-i4n· Apr 17

if I saw it you have to too

comment screenshot:
I realise something......
What happens if your daughter in
the bathroom with a boy who
become a girl
(REAL gender identity disorder)
What does the boy think when he
sees your daughter nude?
Answer: wow! Wish I had that
body! Wish I can have my snake
removed! Wish I had boobs!
What happens if your daughter is
in the bathroom with a girl that
identifies as a boy (REAL gender
identity disorder) but can't
transition because of the law so
still looks 100% female....
Answer: AH WOOOOOO WOLF
WOLF WOLF hubba hubba hubba
THESE
BOOBS!!!!! DAMN!!!! LOOK AT
THEM PUS!!!!

reply to that comment:
the real threat- women that
identify as men but cannot change
gender because law don't allow so
PRETEND TO BE FEMALE!

ian@it-i4n· Apr 17

great work team

text from evil gf: "do your shot"

text from other evil gf: "let me cuck you 💉" (she is threatening to do my shot for me) (letting someone else do your shot for you cucks you)

ian@it-i4n· Apr 14

"are you mugging me right now?" -dude who has never once been mogged in his entire life

handsome interviewer making a bemused and vaguely smug half smile. he looks like he helps your wife carry groceries inside and then politely declines when she comes onto him.

ian@it-i4n· Apr 11

excellent news: managed to find an energy drink that tastes even worse than the tetris flavored one

ghost energy iced tea lemonade flavor

ian@it-i4n· Apr 9

hey did you guys know that I'm reading about the oregon fap study for work?

"Objective

To estimate the association of Oregon's FAP"

a signal screenshot showing that I have sent no fewer than 3 chats a picture of the oregon fap study with the message "reading about the oregon fap study for work"

ian@it-i4n· Apr 7

jarvis invert this woman's penis

ian@it-i4n· Apr 6

have you tried having a cup of tea and a vigorous wank ?

ian@it-i4n· Mar 31

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ian@it-i4n· Mar 15

ykwim? towel dysphoria 😔

woman with a towel wrapped around herself, both torso and waist

man with a towel wrapped just around his waist

ian@it-i4n· Mar 8

look at picture of him :)

velvet worm

ian@it-i4n· Mar 6

pynchon writes books about male role models

one beggar-or the only one who talked about it-who owned a closetful of Hickey-Freeman and like-priced suits, who drove
after working hours a shiny white Lincoln, who had three or four wives staggered back along the private Route 40 of his
progress east; Mississippi, who came from Kielce in Poland and

whose name name nobody noboay could pronounce, who had had a woman
taken at the Oswiecim extermination camp, an eye taken by the bitter end of a hoist cable on the freighter Mikolaj Rejs and fingerprints taken by the San Diego cops when he tried to jump ship in `49

ian@it-i4n· Mar 2

this is a picture of me

my pfp. it's a rat in some sort of device.

ian@it-i4n· Mar 2

screenshot of me texting the non-online GC about cedar:

me: I follow this one trans guy on bsky who is unreasonably good at taking lewds

me: he just posted a pic of him wearing a strap over his boxers shot at hip level

me: PLEASE save some swag for the rest of us

me: rizz is a renewable resource but it renews slowly!!! that's like 8 years worth of it in a single photo!