J. Artemis

@itsartem

Sociologist. Portland. Unfinished MDiv | 35 | They/Them. Dyspraxic | poetry & NF in Pointed Circle, Alchemy, Bellwether Review

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J. Artemis@itsartem· 3d

one llast lloitering at lloyd center #pdx #mall

A person at a glass wall overlooking a busy ice rink one floor down. They ate wearing a red and yellow aloha shirt with rose glasses and a dr pepper shirt

J. Artemis@itsartem· 3d

I saw a post that if you turn a video clip to black and white and put the death riders theme over it, it makes any subject look like an existential threat to society Well I came up with this:

J. Artemis@itsartem· 8d

portland’s albina library sends me a Delphic oracle type message

a library display marked ‘happiness happens month’ that is totally empty including several stands

J. Artemis@itsartem· 22d

Priest: the following service is scheduled for a one psalm Congregation (raucously): ONE PSALM! Jim Ross: Bah gawd that’s Johanne Sebastien Bach’s music

an suv in portland oregon with the vanity plate 1 PSALM

J. Artemis@itsartem· 29d

the local and state governments of Oregon negotiating with blazers ownership

homer simpson is about to get sold a pc by a clear dirtbag

J. Artemis@itsartem· Jul 7

we’re gonna 🎶 step. on the BLUE LINE🎶 #portland #pdx #transit

an agender person at a portland max station with a sunhar, pink and grey romper, and blue and white culottes

J. Artemis@itsartem· Jun 19

getting my first non-form rejection from a literary magazine #writing #mfa #poetry #nonfiction

arnold schwartzenegger in predator speaking to carl weathers. captions "IF IT LEADS" on top and "WE CAN PUBLISH" on the bottom

J. Artemis@itsartem· Jun 12

every millennial who refuses to interact with tiktok needs a zoomer on youtube to explain what the fuck's going on there. there are legion, this guy is mine

swole jersey dude marc insco trying to drill down what's the deal with tiktok influencers this week

J. Artemis@itsartem· Jun 11

have @worstpossible.world guys learned that nba legend pete maravich dropped dead aged 40 in a church pick up game including james dobson in pasadena

On January 5, 1988, Maravich collapsed and died of heart failure at age 40,[43] while playing in a pickup basketball game in the gym at First Church of the Nazarene in Pasadena, California, with a group that included evangelical author James Dobson. Maravich had flown from his home in Covington, Louisiana, to tape a segment for Dobson's radio show that aired later that day. Dobson has said that Maravich's last words, less than a minute before he died, were "I feel great."

J. Artemis@itsartem· Jun 10

i’m going to be bold and share my ‘make writing better’ button from jane alison’s meander spiral explode. looking at this for thirty seconds solves most problems.

a table showing five techniques of writing based on how fast they read: gap, summary, scene, dilation, pause from fastest to slowest

J. Artemis@itsartem· Jun 8

dug up the October 22, 2024 episode of Trashfuture to remember their episode long bit about Gerard Butler in Gamer. Milo Edwards:

Milo Edwards on Trashfuture: "That's a good situation. I have a Gerard Butler story. Oh yeah. It's a, it's a Gerard Butler in the bar of my venue at the Edinburgh Fringe type situation. I didn't actually speak to him, but he was in the bar speaking to various people. And it turned out that he'd had a photo with the bouncer outside, who's a guy I'd been chatting to a bunch during the Fringe, who was from rural, tribal Pakistan and had moved to the UK. And he had already sent, he was like, oh, I've put the picture of me and Gerard Butler up as my WhatsApp story. All of my friends in Pakistan are going crazy for it. And then it's like, well, you have a window into like a different culture and like Gerard Butler is genuinely the biggest celebrity. "

J. Artemis@itsartem· May 31

like the MAX Type 1 retirement, it's fun to celebrate something that got built and actually worked

a mobile escape room called Shaky Grounds Cafe, during the festival on top of the burnside bridge for its 100th birthday

J. Artemis@itsartem· May 18

Portlandia Gothic (2026, digital)

two red hot poker bulbs foreground to a street towards sunsey

J. Artemis@itsartem· May 7

shoutout to christine at concrete treehouse pdx for getting me to abandon my balding-fear-hoarder view of my hair

me, a white brown haired person with rose tint glasses and flannel, showing my wavy hair post haircut

J. Artemis@itsartem· May 3

the NE 21st overpass, maybe 8:15?

photo looking up a broadcast antenna to a cloudy sky near sunset. portland, oregon

a cell phone tower set in silhouette to a sunset with cloud cover. portland, oregon

J. Artemis@itsartem· Apr 18

did you know they discriminate against giant sausages who can't fit inside the cab?

the uncanny orange sausage mascot of the Portland Bangers soccer team, at the Type 1 retirement celebration in Holladay Park

J. Artemis@itsartem· Apr 10

oops! all bangers

The green covers of the first two volumes of the guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all by Sumiko Arai

J. Artemis@itsartem· Apr 6

Persona by Aoife Josie Clements. Thirty pages in I paused, yelled ‘this is disgusting’ and emailed my bloodborne addicted friend to read this. Kafkaesque transfem horror- indifferent machine of late capitalism to separate people from their bodies and spirit. #booksky #books #reading

the cover of persona by aoife josie clements

J. Artemis@itsartem· Apr 5

this is next to a Dutch Bros drive thru which is dangerous to cars, pedestrians, cyclists, buses, the streetcar, and workers out in bad weather to direct traffic on both MLK north and Grand south

J. Artemis@itsartem· Apr 5

portland transit crimes- in-traffic streetcar defeated by commercial truck a bit too far left, THEN said truck going one block forward to be on I-84 overpass bus lane. @nerd4cities.bsky.social