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The It's Got Star Trek podcast offers a weekly, irreverent dive into all corners of the #StarTrek franchise. 🖖 www.itsgotstartrek.com

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The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· 21d

Share a horror movie title that begins with the letter “B” 🎥

An animated fawn named Bambi and Bambi's mother are resting on a beautiful forest floor. Bambi looks so happy. Bambi's mom looks down at her beautiful child with pure love and contentment, unaware that both their lives will soon be radically changed forever. This movie is crazy!

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· 23d

That's a dollar, not a dish! More details (presented in a ridiculous late night skeet style) can be found in the alternate text, which is increasingly where our world's brightest minds present their work while avoiding notice by those folks who think being accessible is "lame" or "dumb" or "scary" 😜

A handsome and authoritative looking white guy is standing on the bridge with his inviting but silly-looking mouth slightly open as if he is saying something. He probably is given that there is closed-captioning text on the screen saying "but I'll bet you credits to navy beans" and that's it. Uhura sits in the background, out-of-focus but you can still see that her expression suggests that she is highly attentive to whomever is on the view screen (which, somewhat ironically, is not in this screenshot). I believe this is a still from the TOS episode "Catspaw", however I'm backing that not so much on my memory (which is limited and unreliable due to the fact that it's been at least 5 or 6 years since I last watched this episode), but rather on a comment on Reddit (where this photo was originally posted) from a person I do not know but who phrased his assertion with such conviction that I'm happy to accept that person is correct until proven otherwise by someone with more conviction or mine own eyes when I next watch it. The Aristocrats! I miss Gilbert Gottfried 😥

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Jul 4

That's so wonderful 😊 Yes, I have yet to relinquish an animal that is left in my care without a permanent home. I squeeze them and love them and dance with them all night. Dan and Jesse are much the same. Creature friends are so rad!

A white cat on a couch guards a small toy basketball while an Australian Shepard dog gently rests her snout on the couch in the hopes that the cat will throw the ball.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Jul 4

Beverly is so cute! I was sad I didn't have ready access to my cat Luna for cat show and tell, but she was apparently busy elsewhere when Jessi and I went live.

A super cute long haired white cat snuggling on a white blanket with a berry motif.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Jun 21

Comedy Bang Bang Ground Beefing Tour in DC at the Warner Theater! Show starts soon!

A picture is the stage at the Warner Theater in Washington, DC with five empty chairs on the stage and the banner for the Comedy Bang Bang Ground Beefing Tour is displayed in the background.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Jun 5

Coming up on the next illuminating episode of It's Got Star Trek, we will be discussing TOS's "The Lights of Zetar"!! We record this evening, so get your questions, comments, and other communiques to us by 10:00 p.m. EST (GMT-5) for inclusion in the show! #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS

The text reads "Next time on It's Got Star Trek: The Lights of Zetar" superimposed over an image from that episode of Star Trek: The Original Series depicting a rear-view of the USS Enterprise as it flies towards a mass of red, yellow, and purple flares - presumably the titular "lights of Zetar". It looks psychedelic and awesome.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· May 30

Belated new episode posting! Some of us are on vacation but IGST isn't! This week we discuss how Ensign Hoshi deals with several unhelpful men. There's good sound clips and games and mental wellness check-ins - listen now wherever pods are cast! 🖖 #StarTrek www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/341-...

The text reads "Episode #341 of the It's Got Star Trek podcast: Exile" superimposed over three images from that episode of Star Trek: Enterprise: Ensign Hoshi tensely relaxing on a bed wearing a slinky nightgown and clasping and ancient-looking book to her breast; a close-up shot of a gross piece of pizza which the production team should feel at least weird about; and a medium shot of Tarquin looking all weird and creepy and thinking about reacting in the totally most not-helpful way to anyone at all leastwise himself!

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· May 22

Per our brief discussion (no pun intended) during IGST #340, here is the image sent in by longtime listener Emmanuel. This was a new one for us! FYI, the context of Emmanuel's caption may be found in the referenced podcast episode 😍🖖😜

This is a black and white image of William Shatner taking part in some sort of sporting event. He seems to be taking a break or has just finished an event. He is wearing a wrestler's tank top with an ABC badge attached, and tight, oddly stained wrestling briefs. The outline of his penis is apparent, and image submitter Emmanuel has helpfully provided the text "Captain's Log" near the penis, along with an arrow pointed at the penis. Shatner looks tired. Emmanuel has also provided a caption that references a weekly game we play on It's Got Star Trek called "Where The Hell Have I Heard That Before" - full context for the quote may be gleaned from listening to either episode #339 or #340 of It's Got Star Trek. The quote in full reads "This week's WTHHIHTB comes from that episode of the original series where scotty (sic) fell through the floor in the attic and has to answer all of Kirk's questions sounding like a disembodied space deity, I beleive (sic) this is also the episode where Kirk and Spock beam in to Willy Wonka's factory, which is why it sounds like Gene Wilder is about to start singing 'Come with me - and you'll be - In a world of pure imagination' at the end of the clip". There is an additional smaller caption at the bottom of the image reading "look at it!", presumably referencing Shatner's penis.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· May 20

Next week we will join Hoshi Sato as she endures "Exile" - send your thoughts, concerns, comments, tasty recipes, and "Where the Hell Have I Heard That Before?" guesses to us by Friday for inclusion in the show! #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekENT

The text reads "Next time on It's Got Star Trek: Exile" superimposed over an image from that episode of Star Trek: Enterprise depicting a frustrated-looking Hoshi in a room filled with plants.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· May 20

New episode! This week we get a bit antsy as we examine the ironically titled "Unforgettable" - but fear not! The discussion is entertaining, if perhaps a bit unhinged. Available now wherever the most memorable pods are cast! 🖖 #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrek www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/340-...

The text reads "Episode #340 of the It's Got Star Trek Podcast: Unforgettable" superimposed over three images from that episode of Star Trek: Voyager: Captain Janeway shot from below while looming over a patient; Kellin brandishing a phaser; and Commander Chakotay looking confused.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· May 12

Next week we discuss Voyager's hopefully appropriately-titled "Unforgettable" (though we've seen all of Voyager and can't quite recall the specifics of this episode. Send your questions, comments, and WTHHIHTB guesses by Friday for inclusion in the show! 🖖 #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrek

The text reads "Next time on It's Got Star Trek: Unforgettable" superimposed over an image from that episode of Star Trek: Voyager depicting Commander Chakotay with an alien person who is holding him gently - they are both looking concerned at something behind the camera.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· May 12

New episode! This week Quark and a new friend get down to business. Join your tulaberry-curious hosts as they discuss wrinkly Ferengi penises, alien bedroom farces, and all manor of lobes (including Lisa!) - available now in all the podiest of places! 🖖 #DS9 www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/339-...

The text reads "Episode #339 of the It's Got Star Trek podcast: Rules of Acquisition" superimposed over three images from that episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Grand Nagus Zek looking like he's about to make a profit; Quark covering the ears of his colleague Pel as Rom looks on - they all look a bit concerned; and a red-faced alien from the Gamma Quadrant looking angry.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· May 12

Worf, Alexandar, and Deanna face off against Data and Data and Data and Mexican Data. Join your Eastern-minded hosts and special guest Izaak as they discuss an extremely silly episode of TNG. Available now wherever the finest pods are cast! 🖖😄🤠🤖 #TNG www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/338-...

The text reads "Episode #338 of the It's Got Star Trek podcast: A Fistful of Datas" superimposed over four images from that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation: Worf dressed as an old-West Sheriff in a saloon looking upset; Data dressed in all black old-West villain clothes standing in a saloon and looking mean; Data dressed as an old-West criminal, grasping the jail cell bars that have trapped him; and Data as the buxom madame at an old West saloon.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Apr 29

without downloading anything new where are you mentally

Captain Archer is shirtless, making a weird face, and holding an alien lacross-type stick. There is white text in classic "meme" font - at the top of the image it says "It is possible that" and at the bottom is says "I have made a mistake" The image is very funny and I can say that because I made it!

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Apr 27

Next week we are joined by a very special guest who has hand-selected TNG's "A Fistful of Datas" for our discussion - send your comments, questions, and WTHHIHTB guesses by Friday! Also, send questions for whichever guest you hope is the special guest and the actual special guest will answer them...

The text reads "Next time on It's Got Star Trek: A Fistful of Datas" superimposed over an image from that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation depicting Data and Worf wearing TV-style cowboy clothes in a Western setting looking like they are getting ready for a shootout.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Apr 27

New episode! This week Kirk and Kor compete to exploit people they arrogantly underestimate in Star Trek: TOS' "Errand of Mercy" - enjoy our discussion now wherever the most geopolitically adroit pods are cast! 🖖😊😠😱 www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/337-... #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #Spock

The text reads "Episode #337 of the It's Got Star Trek podcast: Errand of Mercy" superimposed over three images from that episode of Star Trek: The Original Series: a close-up of Klingon Commander Kor smirking; a medium shot of Captain Kirk wearing a golden medieval style blouse with a rope belt and his fists resting on his hips with his elbows splayed out like Robin Hood while Spock looks at him quizzically while sporting a deep blue velvet shirt covered by a burgundy velvet cape; and finally, a close-up of Organian Ayelborne looking patient but put out, like a parent dealing with the child they are slowly realizing isn't going to have a smooth transition to adulthood.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Apr 20

Next week we witness the introduction of the Klingons to the Star Trek franchise when we discuss Star Trek: The Original Series' "Errand of Mercy" - get your questions, comments, and WTHHIHTB guesses/suggestions to us by Friday for inclusion in the show! #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS

The text reads "Next time on It's Got Star Trek: Errand of Mercy" superimposed over an image from that episode of Star Trek: The Original Series depicting Captain Kirk and Klingon Commander Kor standing next to each other in a primitive room looking perturbed and perplexed.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Apr 20

New episode! This week: space semen creates a sticky situation for Archer and his pals. Enjoy our mature discussion of Star Trek: Enterprise's "Vox Sola" wherever podcasts that consider color as well as texture are distributed! 🖖💦😱🤽‍♂️ #StarTrek www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/336-...

The text reads "Episode #336 of the It's Got Star Trek podcast: Vox Sola" superimposed over two images from that episode of Star Trek: Enterprise: the first depicts Charles "Trip" Tucker III suspended in what looks like a massive tangle of space semen; the second depicts a Kreetassan Captain looking grossed out.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Apr 15

Next week we discuss Star Trek: Enterprise's "Vox Sola" AKA the episode where Trip and Archer get trapped in some sort of hilarious alien semen. The early 2000's were wild! Send your questions, comments, and WTHHIHTB guesses by THURSDAY* for inclusion in the next episode! *Early recording this week

The text reads "Next time on It's Got Star Trek: Vox Sola" superimposed over an image from that episode of Star Trek: Enterprise of Trip Tucker apparently trapped in his own cum, though that probably isn't it. It's probably alien cum.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Apr 15

New episode! This week we take on the herculean task of discussing "Eye of the Needle" - an extremely thin story that nevertheless manages to entertain. Enjoy our thoughts wherever you regularly consume the most excellentest of podcasts! 🖖👁️🪡🪱🕳️ #StarTrek www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/335-...

The text reads "Episode #335 of the It's Got Star Trek podcast: Eye of the Needle" superimposed over three images from that episode of Star Trek: Voyager: A Romulan captain on the Voyager viewscreen looking suspicious; Captain Janeway in her quarters at night wearing slinky lavender pajamas and with her long flowing red hair draped around her shoulders; and The Doctor looking stern.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Apr 9

Next week we will discuss Star Trek Voyager's first season episode, "Eye of the Needle" - get your questions, comments, and WTHHIHTB guesses to us by Friday for inclusion in the show! #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrek

The text reads "Next time on It's Got Star Trek: Eye of the Needle" superimposed over an image from that episode of Star Trek: Voyager depicting Captain Janeway wearing slinky silk pajamas in her dimly lit quarters.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Apr 9

New episode posted! This week we use all our linguistic faculties to analyze and discuss "Babel" from DS9's first season. Available now wherever podcasts that know the difference between aphasia and aphagia are distributed! 😵 #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #StarTrek www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/334-...

The text reads "Episode #334 of the It's Got Star Trek Podcast: Babel" superimposed over three images from that episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Commander Sisko holding a coffee mug and looking quizzical; a PADD with a number of random words; and Chief O'Brien holding a coffee mug and looking at it curiously.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Mar 30

Next week we keep the season one fun flowing with what will no doubt be a confusing discussion of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's "Babel" - get your questions, comments, and WTHHIHTB guesses to us by Friday for inclusion in the show! 🖖🤪😵 #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine

The text reads "Next time on It's Got Star Trek: Babel", superimposed over an image from that episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine depicting Chief Mile's O'Brien having his eye examined with a special futuristic medical eye-scanner by Doctor Julien Bashir.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Mar 30

New episode! This week we discuss "When the Bough Breaks", where the crew of the Enterprise-D helps some down-and-out child-nappers. Available now wherever the least kid-friendly pods are cast! 🖖🚸👩‍👧😱 www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/333-... #TNG #StarTrekTNG #StarTrek #TheNextGeneration

The text reads "Episode #333 of the It's Got Star Trek podcast: When the Bough Breaks" superimposed over three images from that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation: Wesley Crusher looking concerned while comforting a young blonde girl, who looks concerned but steely; Captain Picard looking awkward as a small, red-headed girl with a stuffed tribble hugs him and puts her faces weirdly close to his; and a young boy named Harry sprawled out on the floor of an Enterprise-D corridor after falling backwards.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Mar 27

Next week we keep up the "first season of Trek" vibe with our discussion of TNG's "When the Bough Breaks". Send your comments, questions, and WTHHIHTB guesses straight away for inclusion in the podcast! #TNG #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG

The text reads "Next time on It's Got Star Trek: When the Bough Breaks" superimposed over an image from that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation depicting Radue on the viewscreen of the Enterpise-D looking sallow and concerned. We see Geordi and Data sitting at their stations from behind. It's tense!

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Mar 27

New episode! This week we have a blast discussing "Rubincon", the season finale of #StarfleetAcademy. What sound clips has Dan clipped? What cheeky comments does Jesse make? Find out by listening now wherever the season-finaliest pods are cast! 🖖😍 #StarTrek www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/332-...

The text reads "Episode #332 of the It's Got Star Trek podcast: Rubincon" superimposed over an image from that episode of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy depicting Nustopher Braka sitting in Captain Ake's seat on the bridge of the Athena looking wicked and mean!

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Mar 23

Here are the AI-generated chapter headings for our newest episode, which will be live in less than 30 minutes. You will be delighted to listen, no doubt!

This image lists the following chapter titles as auto-generated by the AI one of our audio editing tools employs whether we like it or not:

0:08 Rocky Start
2:00 Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
12:06 Sandwich Talk
29:44 Jet Reno's Competence
46:31 The Trial Scene
46:55 Rewriting the Ending
54:40 Different Perspectives on Poo and Pee
57:38 Media Manipulation and Propaganda
59:55 The Trial Begins
1:00:20 The Return of the Baboons
1:12:55 The Nature of Holograms
1:24:53 A Clash of Loyalties
1:33:28 Caleb's Bold Move
1:37:13 Bracca's Downfall
1:41:49 A Journey Beyond Survival
1:50:08 Next Week's Nostalgic Dive

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Mar 18

Next week we will conclude our weekly coverage of the brilliant inaugural season of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy with our discussion of "Rubincon" - get your comments, questions, and WTHHIHTB submissions to us by Friday!! 🖖💥👩‍👩‍👦 #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy #StarTrekSFA

The text reads "Next time on It's Got Star Trek: Rubincon" superimposed over an image from that episode of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy depicting Nustopher Braka sitting in the Captain's chair of the USS Athene while looking all menacing and squirrelly.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Mar 18

New episode! This week our wide-ranging discussion of Starfleet Academy's "300th Night" touches on Harry & the Hendersons, brotherly ball talk, and all sorts of other topics that are totally sometimes related to the episode's plot. 🖖 #StarfleetAcademy #SFA www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/331-...

The text reads "Episode #331 of the It's Got Star Trek podcast: 300th Night" superimposed over an image from that episode of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy depicting Caleb Mir wearing a red hoody while laying down on his bed with his eyes closed.

The It's Got Star Trek Podcast @itsgotstartrek· Mar 10

Next week we will discuss the penultimate episode of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy's inaugural season, "300th Night" - get your questions, comments, and WTHHIHTB guesses to us by Friday here or at feedback@itsgotstartrek.com for inclusion in the show! #StarTrek