A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename

@itslineto

Formerly SomebodyOwens. I used to undress people for a living. Come for the talk about backstage life, stay for the yelling about kpop, D&D, and romance novels. She/her, bi & ace. 21+

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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· 14d

These two boys have had a... contentious relationship for the first year of knowing each other, but are figuring out how to Play

Two orange dogs, a small dachshund mix and a large lab/golden retriever mix, play together on an unfolded futon. Bialy (large) is flipped on his side,gazing adoringly at Kitsi (small),who is halfway into a play bow while standing on Bialy's shoulder. Their noses are about 2inches apart.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· 27d

On my way home from week long work event that was productive but also SO MUCH. The even space was in a casino hotel, which meant walking thru this regularly

A photo of a casino floor filled with a lot machines. There are neon lights and bright screens everywhere, mirrored tiles on the walls, and hanging reflective ribbon all over the ceiling. Despite the fact that this is a still photo, you can tell it's Loud.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Jul 10

We always talk about birds as being dinosaurs but snapping turtles, man, they're MONSTERS Saw this guy crossing the road today and whipped around to grab a photo Perspective is hard but he's well of a foot long, probably weighs well over 30lbs

A very large snapping turtle hanging out in some scrubby grass. He's got a stick on his shell and is quite muddy. He's probably 30lbs, at least.

Photo taken from inside the car, because I like my fingers and toes attached, thanks.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Jul 7

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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Jul 5

Really need to go outside and mow before it gets too hot, but also:

Screenshot of a weather app showing partly cloudy, temp of 89 degrees F feels like 100 degrees F

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Jul 2

Too many degrees, thanks. 96 F feels like 110 F 36 C feels like 43 C

Screenshot of a weather app that reads 96 degrees, feels like 110 degrees and has a heat advisory alert

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Jun 13

Yesterday we brought home with the most expensive blueberry that @drniftyplum.bsky.social and I have ever purchased!

A photo of a bright blue Hyundai Venue, a very small suv (that looks more like a little hatchback sedan). It's parked on a gravel driveway, with some very green leafy trees in the background.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· May 29

A visitor at the bird feeder this evening

A photo of a large bird feeder on a post with a racoon balanced on the lip. He's staring directly at the camera and rubbing his front paws together in delight at the trove of seeds to throw everywhere

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· May 12

Some boys in black for you, I hope your meeting went as well as it could.

Shinee Minho crouching down with his mouth open and his tongue out for I'm sure innocent reasons

Ace Junhee in a black shirt, harness, and blindfold, nibbling on a fake flower stem like the lizard he is

Monsta X shownu in all black, thighs and belly button on display

Ateez yunho in noodle mode, long arms and torso and fingers and tongue

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· May 10

Trying to ice an ant bite and the dog is Helping

A human hand holding an ice cube against her shin. The small orange dog has his nose pressed against the ice cube and his forehead wrinkles are front and center as he tries to understand why he is not being offered his ice cube snack.

The same human hand, shin and I've cube. This time the small orange dog is chomping the ice cube to pull it gently out of my fingers, reclaiming what is obviously His Icecube (it is not. He had one earlier).

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· May 2

Mood

A small orange dog laying like a loaf in my lap. However, he's entirely swaddled in tow pastel blankets so the only thing visible is his wrinkled face and his ears. His face is a little extra wrinkled and there is not a single thought happened inside his skull.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Apr 24

Little boy joined us at the shiva last weekend and he did SUPER well for a dog with separation anxiety and a fear of strangers. SO MANY people wanted to say hi to him (including some kids who spent the entire weekend trying to sneak a touch and then screaming when he barked)

The back half of a small orange dog, legs frogged out. He's laying on a red yoga mat and his top half is hidden by a deck chair.

A small orange dog, front half this time, with his head out a car window, searching intently for my sister as she walks back to the car from the grocery.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Apr 23

I am pretty much perpetually exhausted right now, but the dog is cute

A small orange dog, draped over the floral sheet covered bolster of a dog bed far too large for him. He's got one front leg sticking out and he's staring at the floor, either falling asleep or contemplating the status of the world.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Apr 12

Sound on for arglfragledkfhag

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Apr 12

Unfortunately for this dog, water hose play turns him into ai slop

Technically this is a photo of a golden retriever lab mix in a grassy yard, playing with a stream of water from the hose. Unfortunately, he's playing with such chaotic abandon that he's largely a blur of something only vaguely resembling a dog.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Apr 8

For you, MOSS (featuring my parents dog Merlin)

A photo of a path through the woods. The path is lush green with moss and grass. A medium black and brown dog is in the foreground, staring intently at lord only knows what.

The same path through the woods, this time with more rocks a hardier, less fluffy moss.

More moss! Not a path this time, but a large rock surrounded by fallen leaves. The rock is almost entirely covered in lush, fluffy, bright green moss.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Apr 1

The move (successful! Our stuff is in storage and we're settled at parents' house) and family health stuff (very bad) have me absolutely exhausted BUT the boy adores having space for off leash zooms

A photo of a small orange dog running at high speed, jaw outstretched to grab a green ball that's juuuust past his reach. The sun is shining, the trees are budding, and the bit of visible sky is vibrant blue.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Mar 26

Moving day!! It has been a FRAUGHT fuckin week, but movers are here and clearing things out n

A small orange dog with one ear sticking up stands in an empty carpeted room. He's holding an orange ball, smiling, and looking very empty headed.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Mar 13

Me, my backpack, and the little plane all landed safely despite the bumpy ride, and now I get to hang out at the airport for 2 hours. Staying inside security because that's where the comfy chairs and coffee is, and there's a whole ass park?!

A photo of a small park, fountains in the foreground and grass with people sitting at tables in the background. The sky is bright blue and the sun is lovely.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Feb 22

@shehulking.bsky.social Found a friend for you at the very funky museum were exploring today!

A photo of an inflatable Mandalorian and Baby Yoda in a bathtub.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Feb 20

Do it!!!!! Kitsi says yes!!

A small orange dog entirely ensconced in soft blankets, only his pink nose abd some whiskers are visible

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Feb 8

We do not live in a place where "feels like THREE" is normal

A screenshot of a weather app that reads 19 degree F, feels like 3.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Jan 31

Still too much ice for little dogs to have outside playtime, so he's got a steady supply of new toys. Today: DUCK

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Jan 25

A small dog had a deeply trying morning, was forced out in the snow THREE TIMES and would only pee once we put boots on him (awful, but keeps his paw fur from freezing) and bribed him with cheese. His life is so hard.

A photo of a small orange dog, nose and one eye visible from where he's entirely bundled in two fuzzy blanket, on top of a person's lap.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Jan 2

Really capturing the experience of a three dog household here. Merlin and Bialy are wrestling at max energy, (Bialy is a year old lab/golden mix and has never been tired a day in his life) while Kitsi is grappled in my lap so he doesn't join or decide to yell at them

Oh boy. A photo of a living room. In the foreground out of focus is a white person's hand gripping the collar of the little orange dog. There's a person sitting in an arm chair, a medium sized black and brown dog (blurry with motion, white teeth standing put in detail) launching out from under the chair, and a year old lab/golden puppy (also a blur) with 0 paws on the ground as he sees the black dog moray eel attack and launches vertically.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Dec 30

Rural life update: the introduction of a tractor into the wood hauling process for the first time in 30+ years is absolutely revolutionary

A photo of a woodland scene, bright blue sky and lots of leaves. There's a person in a red coat and blue hat sitting on a small tractor, driving a cart full of cut logs through the woods.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Dec 21

Welcome to rural life! This albino doe lives around my parents house and comes to snack on deer corn and apples and the cover crop in the garden.

A photo of the head, shoulders and front legs of an albino white tailed deer. You can faintly see her red eyes, and more clearly see her pink ears and nose.

Another photo of the albino white tailed deer, a full body shot as she turns to the side.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Dec 20

On the road for some family time in the woods!

A small orange dog peers out of his crate. The sun on his head illuminates his very pink nose and many whiskers.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Dec 14

Let's play a game called Find The Dog

A top down photo of a pile of laundry fresh out on the dryer piled in a bed. There is a sliver of pink dog nose visible in the very center.

A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename@itslineto· Dec 12

I was looking at Wonho earlier, and it's always a good time to be looking at Wonho