Me when I add a splash of protein shake and collagen powder to my regular ass, Costco coffee

When the tooth fairy doesn’t have cash 😭🥴

My daughter picked me out this handsoap this morning. Love language 🫶🏼🫶🏼

Not a fan of soccer, but powering through 🐶

Me for the next 2 hours

$50????????????

“And just like that, I watched myself morph into a republican”

America, fuck yeah 🇺🇸

Girl dinner <3

lol?????

Jean just took a DNA test Turns out She’s 100% that bitch

This just happened for me last night and my kid is almost 1. I am happy for us!!!!

Happy Saturday y’all. Beer and golf for me. Probably concussed.

When you tell me you have “no more beers” and I know you’re hiding them from me

Got this serious ass headline in my inbox from NBC Sports 😂

Looking excellent, sir

I am struggling to find the words

Had a trying day. Time to put on some emotional support music!

Bros before hoes am I right fellas Also LOLLL😭😭😭

Congrats to the Knicks! I can use AI too, Gregory.

Can’t wait to destroy my daughter in this game next week 😈

Politicians 👏🏼 should 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 have 👏🏼 fans 👏🏼

Saturdays are for the boys (there were 3 others not in the pic)

Wow it’s like the algorithms are reading my mind

I just saw a hilariously wholesome post that a group of guys roughly my age went on a Diet Coke bar crawl and I honestly am obsessed with the entire idea and commentary 😂 Final stop:

Happy Monday I hope New York boos the fuck out of that orange bag of mulch and Go Pack Go! 🤏🏼

This was one of the most boring weekends of my life and I’m the one to blame.

Sunbathing with my gurrlllll 🐶